Michael Eletise Announcing Monday

This may be the first time I've ever seen @MrsPetersen vote down (or worse) @CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I think they agreed to eff with us on this announcement, and mrsPetersen is pissed that Cokehead is breaking character
 
Yeah, this is legit angry, this is not me being in character to prevent jinxes.

Biggins likely already did the interview and everything and has the story written up for Eletise going to UA, that is why he said he is hearing in the last 24 hours that it is looking like UA.

I HATE MY LIFE. I want to burn down Tucson, but no one would really care anyways.
 
UA Recruiting coach/guy/whoever hinted at it on twitter.

Arizona has a bit better Poly connection and is closer to his family. Maybe he also likes the weather better. Thats all I got.

Fuck.

Get someone else and get them roided up.

Hope Dissly fucks Eletise's face in a few years.
 
UA Recruiting coach/guy/whoever hinted at it on twitter.

Arizona has a bit better Poly connection and is closer to his family. Maybe he also likes the weather better. Thats all I got.

Fuck.

Get someone else and get them roided up.

Hope Dissly fucks Eletise's face in a few years.

I refuse to accept this. He needs to come here. No more second place finishes, to Arizona for cripes sake! 4* or better in the two deeps is what we need in the trenches. CARDBOARD CUTOUT MAGIC!
 
Please to be retracting at the laters
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Yeah, this is legit angry, this is not me being in character to prevent jinxes.

Biggins likely already did the interview and everything and has the story written up for Eletise going to UA, that is why he said he is hearing in the last 24 hours that it is looking like UA.

I HATE MY LIFE. I want to burn down Tucson, but no one would really care anyways.

Dried mud doesn't burn.
 
If Eletise decides to pick UW, I will change my avatar to pepsi cans until the start of the season and I won't post for a week.

you are putting way too much on the line
 
Tucson is really kind of a dump. It's over 100 miles away from Phoenix/Scottsdale. It should be the wazzu of the state of Arizona, but it's elite at hoops and been decent at times in football.

My guess is immediate playing time on this one @HeretoBeatmyChest . I don't see a big poly contingent at UA (SC UCLA UW Oregon have more there). Rich Rod hasn't recruited really that well on the OL either.
 
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If Eletise decides to pick UW, I will change my avatar to pepsi cans until the start of the season and I won't post for a week.

DEAL! I blame Ace, Gary, and the rest of you Twitter warriors for having me believe he was in the bag. I already have him crayoned in the starting lineup I keep on my mom's basement wall. If he commits to Zona i'll go on a bender and start demanding threesome dating advice again. Nobody wants that.
 
Tucson is really kind of a dump. It's over 100 miles away from Phoenix/Scottsdale. It should be the wazzu of the state of Arizona, but it's elite at hoops and been decent at times in football.

My guess is immediate playing time on this one @HeretoBeatmyChest . I don't see a big poly contingent at UA (SC UCLA UW Oregon have more there). Rich Rod hasn't recruited really that well on the OL either.

Only Washington could manage to have a shitty OL and still lose recruits to a playing time pitch. When will it end?
 
Tucson is really kind of a dump. It's over 100 miles away from Phoenix/Scottsdale. It should be the wazzu of the state of Arizona, but it's elite at hoops and been decent at times in football.

My guess is immediate playing time on this one @HeretoBeatmyChest . I don't see a big poly contingent at UA (SC UCLA UW Oregon have more there). Rich Rod hasn't recruited really that well on the OL either.

Only Washington could manage to have a shitty OL and still lose recruits to a playing time pitch. When will it end?
I actually think UAs OL is shittier and they don't have a ton of talent coming in there.

I wouldn't lose it over Eletise. Peterson has recruited the OL well in my opinion, ME is a guard not a tackle, Twattenburg is a similar player. Not saying YDWHA, but not a huge hit in my opinion.

Now Foster Sarrell in 2017 is a guy I would get pissed if he breached the fence. That guy looks to be a 5star NFL left tackle. Like Skinny Eason DDY pissed.
 
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Tucson is really kind of a dump. It's over 100 miles away from Phoenix/Scottsdale. It should be the wazzu of the state of Arizona, but it's elite at hoops and been decent at times in football.

My guess is immediate playing time on this one @HeretoBeatmyChest . I don't see a big poly contingent at UA (SC UCLA UW Oregon have more there). Rich Rod hasn't recruited really that well on the OL either.

Only Washington could manage to have a shitty OL and still lose recruits to a playing time pitch. When will it end?
I actually think UAs OL is shittier and they don't have a ton of talent coming in there.

I wouldn't lose it over Eletise. Peterson has recruited the OL well in my opinion, ME is a guard not a tackle, Twattenburg is a similar player. Not saying YDWHA, but not a huge hit in my opinion.

Now Foster Sarrell in 2017 is a guy I would get pissed if he breached the fence. That guy looks to be a 5star NFL left tackle. Like Skinny Eason DDY pissed.

Sarrell is going to Stanford, I have already accepted that. He's been Stanford since his freshman year. FML
 
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