Message to Visiting Duck fans

[PurpleReign]

Ejected player is now a Seahawk. Isn't Massoli out pumping gas somewhere or stealing purses?

 

[FTBALNUT]

Appreciate the warm welcome in your poast, Race. However, it's not necessary to allow for an excuse if Oregon loses. There's two pretty clear reasons why that's a remote possibility it could happen.

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With some subtle influence from

But not to fret, even if the "duckade" ends, rest assured, Oregon will be sure to purchase even better players in the next few years for you to hate all the same.

 

[RoadDawg55]

You guys should get a ringer. Maybe Skov, or wait, no, I found your guy!
Greg Olsen calls out Vontaze Burfict
espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11696764/greg-olsen-carolina-panthers-says-vontaze-burfict-cincinnati-bengals-needs-disciplined-post-tackle-tactics

If you want someone to throw some helmet to helmet contact 5 yards out of bounds 10 seconds after the play is over, here is your guy! Leg whip? Hes got ya covered. Clothesline, he perfected it his sophomore year. He made a damn career out of dirty plays in the Pac not that long ago.

Zumwalt is tanned, rested, and ready for action.

 

[sarktastic]

Travel tip. Don't get your hookers off the internet. Big sting operation going on in town right now.

 

[topdawgnc]

Appreciate the warm welcome in your poast, Race. However, it's not necessary to allow for an excuse if Oregon loses. There's two pretty clear reasons why that's a remote possibility it could happen.

and

With some subtle influence from

But not to fret, even if the "duckade" ends, rest assured, Oregon will be sure to purchase even better players in the next few years for you to hate all the same.

String?

 

[Southerndawg]

It's called The Natty.

I'll let it go this time.

Calling in the Natty is so 75K

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

You guys should get a ringer. Maybe Skov, or wait, no, I found your guy!
Greg Olsen calls out Vontaze Burfict
espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11696764/greg-olsen-carolina-panthers-says-vontaze-burfict-cincinnati-bengals-needs-disciplined-post-tackle-tactics

If you want someone to throw some helmet to helmet contact 5 yards out of bounds 10 seconds after the play is over, here is your guy! Leg whip? Hes got ya covered. Clothesline, he perfected it his sophomore year. He made a damn career out of dirty plays in the Pac not that long ago.

I thought we all agreed that Zumwalt was the dirtiest player of all time.