Message to Sark.

Passion

Passion

New Fish
Dear Coach - In case you haven't figured it out, last night stanford gave another tutorial in how to beat oregon, and how to win football games more broadly. It's the latest in a series of tutorials over the passed few years (stanford last year, auburn and usc in previous years, etc.)

Basically, you must dominate the line of scrimmage. On defense you have to get into their backfield and disrupt all of their read-option smoke-and-mirrors crap. You have to make their QB feel heat all night long.

Secondly, you have to have offensive linemen that protect your QB and drive DLs off the ball and open holes for your running game.

In short, it's about dominating the line of scrimmage, which requires placing an emphasis on recruiting GREAT OLs and interior DLs, and having an OL coach that kids want to play for.

I hope this is helpful.

Best,

Passion

PS. You get paid millions of dollars, so you should already know this shit. It's pretty basic.
 
There is no way that Sark would have the discipline to stop throwing the ball for two series let alone a whole quarter like Shaw did.
 
Someone already poasted this but Shaw, for last night, was the fucking man when he told his team we're not throwing. That is some bad ass shit and whOregon (ROFL) was deflated by it. Sark is a pussy who will never understand that concept, well not from the winning side at least.
 
Sark could never say that because he does A) Recruit bad ass linemen and B) Doesn't develop bad ass linemen. So he has to go to his skill guys to make it happen. That works most of the time with the likes of Arizona and Boise, but against the top tier you need both bad ass lines AND great skill guys. Then you you realize abundance.

Keep ignoring the lines, making excuses when the best recruits go elsewhere, say "it's fine" when it's not, and this is the team you will get. Average.
 
Someone already poasted this but Shaw, for last night, was the fucking man when he told his team we're not throwing. That is some bad ass shit and whOregon (ROFL) was deflated by it. Sark is a pussy who will never understand that concept, well not from the winning side at least.
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Someone already poasted this but Shaw, for last night, was the fucking man when he told his team we're not throwing. That is some bad ass shit and whOregon (ROFL) was deflated by it. Sark is a pussy who will never understand that concept, well not from the winning side at least.
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Huh?
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Poasted in a different thread.
 
Someone already poasted this but Shaw, for last night, was the fucking man when he told his team we're not throwing. That is some bad ass shit and whOregon (ROFL) was deflated by it. Sark is a pussy who will never understand that concept, well not from the winning side at least.
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Huh?
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Poasted in a different thread.
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whoosh

 
Someone already poasted this but Shaw, for last night, was the fucking man when he told his team we're not throwing. That is some bad ass shit and whOregon (ROFL) was deflated by it. Sark is a pussy who will never understand that concept, well not from the winning side at least.
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Yes, it's some bad ass shit. I'd say it's about on par with kicking the shit out of mariotta for 4 quarters. Must be nice.
 
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Dear Passion,

Hey dude! You sound like a really cool bro. Glad you like Husky football. Here's the think though, man. We have plenty of O linemen. You've got a Tufunga, your Coleman Sheltons , your Andrew Kirklands. They have all done some nice things at practice and we're really psyched about the future. You also need to remember that linemen don't score touchdowns. I've brought in some guys, your Stringfellows, your John Ross's, maybe a Marvin Hall. They are doing some nice thing for us. These are all guys that could possibly play for Oregon. I don't know if you noticed but they are really good and we played them tough for 3 quarters this year.

Anyways, thanks for the letter. You sound cool. Maybe we could go hang out in Pioneer Square sometime. Woody doesn't really care what I do on any night except Saturday.

Peace out, bro,
The Sarkinator aka Sarknado
#housemoneybitches
 
Dear Passion,

Hey dude! You sound like a really cool bro. Glad you like Husky football. Here's the think though, man. We have plenty of O linemen. You've got a Tufunga, your Coleman Sheltons , your Andrew Kirklands. They have all done some nice things at practice and we're really psyched about the future. You also need to remember that linemen don't score touchdowns. I've brought in some guys, your Stringfellows, your John Ross's, maybe a Marvin Hall. They are doing some nice thing for us. These are all guys that could possibly play for Oregon. I don't know if you noticed but they are really good and we played them tough for 3 quarters this year.

Anyways, thanks for the letter. You sound cool. Maybe we could go hang out in Pioneer Square sometime. Woody doesn't really care what I do on any night except Saturday.

Peace out, bro,
The Sarkinator aka Sarknado
#housemoneybitches
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Good effort, good job. I could hear Sark's voice as I was reading it.

 
Sloppy Seven Win Steve is like Neuheisel but without a Rose Bowl.
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I think he's more Ty without the 0-12 than Rick without the Rose Bowl.
 
Someone already poasted this but Shaw, for last night, was the fucking man when he told his team we're not throwing. That is some bad ass shit and whOregon (ROFL) was deflated by it. Sark is a pussy who will never understand that concept, well not from the winning side at least.
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Huh?
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Poasted in a different thread.
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whoosh
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Disagree. It was a whoosh hidden inside a whoosh.
 
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