Meetup at Joey/Joeys MOVED TO SUNDAY (edited)

If I still lived in Seattle I'd have jumped off the Aurora Bridge years ago.

If I lived in Oregon, I would've tied cinder blocks to my extremities and jumped into the Columbia/McKenzie river by now

*gurgle*

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What is this recent obsession with meet and greets?

When will some of you fuckers learn the difference between real life and the internet.
 
What is this recent obsession with meet and greets?

When will some of you fuckers learn the difference between real life and the internet.
The KOP is not a Pit event
 
I've gone to a few of these things in the past. It's always goofy and awkward introducing yourself by your screename, then your real name. "Hi, I'm Fire Marshall Bill, but my real name is Osvaldo.*

*not my real name
 
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I've gone to a few of these things in the past. It's always goofy and awkward introducing yourself by your screename, then your real name. "Hi, I'm Fire Marshall Bill, but my real name is Osvaldo.*

*not my real name
Exactly my experience. And afterwards I couldn't tell you their real names but still know them by their screennames.

That said, I'm all for a couple of these classless motherfuckers meeting up. Pretty sure hilarity will ensue.
 
I've gone to a few of these things in the past. It's always goofy and awkward introducing yourself by your screename, then your real name. "Hi, I'm Fire Marshall Bill, but my real name is Osvaldo.*

*not my real name
Exactly my experience. And afterwards I couldn't tell you their real names but still know them by their screennames.

That said, I'm all for a couple of these classless motherfuckers meeting up. Pretty sure hilarity will ensue.

Problem is, Cornell is going to be there.

Who wants to hang out with that guy?
 
Holy fuck, some of you are anti social motherfuckers. I'm picturing more time working up the courage of coming up the basement stairs, getting through the front door, and immediately falling, covering his eyes from seeing sunlight for the first time in 3 years. He somehow finds the strength to crawl back inside, pulls out a paper bag, takes deep breaths into it as his mom rushes to rub his back and tell him to never scare her like that again.
 
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I think one of these would be fun....LDD and myself hopefully can meet up with some of you guys tailgating this year.

Then we'll bend your wives over and bare pickle her in the 2 hole. FYFMFE
 
Holy fuck, some of you are anti social motherfuckers. I'm picturing more time working up the courage of coming up the basement stairs, getting through the front door, and immediately falling, covering his eyes from seeing sunlight for the first time in 3 years. He crawls back inside, pulls out a paper bag, takes deep breaths into it as his mom rubs his back and tells him everything will be okay.

Or maybe we just have ACTUAL friends, so we don't need to meetup with strangers on the internet?
 
Holy fuck, some of you are anti social motherfuckers. I'm picturing more time working up the courage of coming up the basement stairs, getting through the front door, and immediately falling, covering his eyes from seeing sunlight for the first time in 3 years. He crawls back inside, pulls out a paper bag, takes deep breaths into it as his mom rubs his back and tells him everything will be okay.

Or maybe we just have ACTUAL friends, so we don't need to meetup with strangers on the internet?

Impossible
 
Holy fuck, some of you are anti social motherfuckers. I'm picturing more time working up the courage of coming up the basement stairs, getting through the front door, and immediately falling, covering his eyes from seeing sunlight for the first time in 3 years. He somehow finds the strength to crawl back inside, pulls out a paper bag, takes deep breaths into it as his mom rushes to rub his back and tell him to never scare her like that again.

You and little Jimmy been pressing badly recently.

But hey you aren't a doog though. You stopped believing in Sark after the Alamo........
 
Holy fuck, some of you are anti social motherfuckers. I'm picturing more time working up the courage of coming up the basement stairs, getting through the front door, and immediately falling, covering his eyes from seeing sunlight for the first time in 3 years. He somehow finds the strength to crawl back inside, pulls out a paper bag, takes deep breaths into it as his mom rushes to rub his back and tell him to never scare her like that again.

You and little Jimmy been pressing badly recently.

But hey you aren't a doog though. You stopped believing in Sark after the Alamo........

Lol, do you ever stop being a sandy cunt? Learn how to take a joke.
 
Holy fuck, some of you are anti social motherfuckers. I'm picturing more time working up the courage of coming up the basement stairs, getting through the front door, and immediately falling, covering his eyes from seeing sunlight for the first time in 3 years. He somehow finds the strength to crawl back inside, pulls out a paper bag, takes deep breaths into it as his mom rushes to rub his back and tell him to never scare her like that again.

You and little Jimmy been pressing badly recently.

But hey you aren't a doog though. You stopped believing in Sark after the Alamo........

Lol, do you ever stop being a sandy cunt? Learn how to take a joke.

He hasn't recovered since PLSS took ownership of his face.
 
Holy fuck, some of you are anti social motherfuckers. I'm picturing more time working up the courage of coming up the basement stairs, getting through the front door, and immediately falling, covering his eyes from seeing sunlight for the first time in 3 years. He somehow finds the strength to crawl back inside, pulls out a paper bag, takes deep breaths into it as his mom rushes to rub his back and tell him to never scare her like that again.

You and little Jimmy been pressing badly recently.

But hey you aren't a doog though. You stopped believing in Sark after the Alamo........

Lol, do you ever stop being a sandy cunt? Learn how to take a joke.

He hasn't recovered since PLSS took ownership of his face.

He brings better football observations to the board than you, Road, and Little Jimmy combined.

Granted, his post count is larger than the three of yours, but poont stands.
 
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Holy fuck, some of you are anti social motherfuckers. I'm picturing more time working up the courage of coming up the basement stairs, getting through the front door, and immediately falling, covering his eyes from seeing sunlight for the first time in 3 years. He somehow finds the strength to crawl back inside, pulls out a paper bag, takes deep breaths into it as his mom rushes to rub his back and tell him to never scare her like that again.

You and little Jimmy been pressing badly recently.

But hey you aren't a doog though. You stopped believing in Sark after the Alamo........

Lol, do you ever stop being a sandy cunt? Learn how to take a joke.

He hasn't recovered since PLSS took ownership of his face.

He brings better football observations to the board than you, Road, and Little Jimmy combined.

Granted, his post count is larger than the three of yours, but poont stands.

Cuntslice to the rescue to save his damsel in distress!

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Holy fuck, some of you are anti social motherfuckers. I'm picturing more time working up the courage of coming up the basement stairs, getting through the front door, and immediately falling, covering his eyes from seeing sunlight for the first time in 3 years. He somehow finds the strength to crawl back inside, pulls out a paper bag, takes deep breaths into it as his mom rushes to rub his back and tell him to never scare her like that again.

You and little Jimmy been pressing badly recently.

But hey you aren't a doog though. You stopped believing in Sark after the Alamo........

Lol, do you ever stop being a sandy cunt? Learn how to take a joke.

He hasn't recovered since PLSS took ownership of his face.

He brings better football observations to the board than you, Road, and Little Jimmy combined.

Granted, his post count is larger than the three of yours, but poont stands.
Disagree. I don't agree with any of Tim, Road or Chest all the time, but I like all three of their football observations. Chest gets extra credit to me for his work on KJR last season when we needed him.
 
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