Meet the new OC

Got paid?

Can stay as long as he likes?

Doesn’t even need the shitty ASU job at ASU?

Seems to check all the boxes.

Hopefully he can break down ASUs complicated defensive schemes. Guess we’ll just have to wait and see.
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Imagine having Penix as your QB and not even getting a sniff from ASU. Some guys are just meant to be assistant coaches.

Not a bad thing for uw fans. Just what it is. Oregon did it for many years with great success. Just ask a uw fan.
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Asked 5 football questions about Oregon but can only formulate a Husky centric answer? Standard issue quook who doesn’t care.
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The can't get enough huskies. The even have have husky fans create a space for them.l to post.

How embarrassing it would be if we were on Hardcore ducks thinking it's a cool place to post.

The definition of pathetic.
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What's more pathetic is that they don't donate here because they need their precious e-duck subscriptions, too cheap to pay for both, yet spend exponentially more time here because this place isnt a censored retard fuckhole.
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Have you ever tried paying for both on a barista wage? Didn’t think so.
 
It’s a Duck offensive hire. Probably a solid X&O’s guy if we’re all being honest. Fair, open questions following the hire:

- How does he improve the injury faking operation for better results?
- Does this make players less likely to meltdown like they’re 46x and punch Beaver fans in the back of the head?
- How does this change the tendency to bitch up late in ballgames?
- Does this do anything to help their defensive minded HC and Tosh to not have the most putrid unit in the North next year?
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You’re pressing. This is BPT-level garbage
 
It’s a Duck offensive hire. Probably a solid X&O’s guy if we’re all being honest. Fair, open questions following the hire:

- How does he improve the injury faking operation for better results?
- Does this make players less likely to meltdown like they’re 46x and punch Beaver fans in the back of the head?
- How does this change the tendency to bitch up late in ballgames?
- Does this do anything to help their defensive minded HC and Tosh to not have the most putrid unit in the North next year?
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You’re pressing. This is BPT-level garbage
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Pressing by bringing up the 4 things that happened this year that Duck fans hate?
 
It’s a Duck offensive hire. Probably a solid X&O’s guy if we’re all being honest. Fair, open questions following the hire:

- How does he improve the injury faking operation for better results?
- Does this make players less likely to meltdown like they’re 46x and punch Beaver fans in the back of the head?
- How does this change the tendency to bitch up late in ballgames?
- Does this do anything to help their defensive minded HC and Tosh to not have the most putrid unit in the North next year?
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You’re pressing. This is BPT-level garbage
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Contribute something meaningful here or fuck off.
 
Leading to many meltdowns here
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Sad when former greats succumb to digging through the hackneyed mobs bag of tricks.

Say something new to make me swoon or lose my begrudging adornment forever.

My bags are packed.

-MS

 
Leading to many meltdowns here
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Sad when former greats succumb to digging through the hackneyed mobs bag of tricks.

Say something new to make me swoon or lose my begrudging adornment forever.

My bags are packed.

-MS
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Don’t know what we’ll do without the resident unemployed community college philosophy professor
 
Leading to many meltdowns here
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Sad when former greats succumb to digging through the hackneyed mobs bag of tricks.

Say something new to make me swoon or lose my begrudging adornment forever.

My bags are packed.

-MS
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One of the weirdest flameouts here. Ever.
 
OC has never really been an issue at Oregon since they hired Chip

Offense has rarely been an issue either.

That's what I know about the hire quite honestly
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Offense was hot garbage for 4 seasons with Mario. He even found a way to fuck up the Moorhead scheme.

Oregon offense has been mostly good since Bellotti was the OC in 95. I’d say that very few programs have done better at staying out front in offensive innovation and philosophy than UO.

Bellotti
Koetter
Tedford
Kelly
Helfrich
Dillingham

All very good/great OCs

Ludwig and Crowton were really inconsistent and Moorhead was handcuffed by his boss. Arroyo sucked.

Frost also sucked but he benefitted from having Mariota and a cast of playmakers so he could basically just play techmo bowl out there and use half of the Chip/Helfrich playbook and stay successful.

Also and most importantly, Will Stein checks a diversity box which I know matters a lot to everyone in Oregon.
 
OC has never really been an issue at Oregon since they hired Chip

Offense has rarely been an issue either.

That's what I know about the hire quite honestly
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Offense was hot garbage for 4 seasons with Mario. He even found a way to fuck up the Moorhead scheme.

Oregon offense has been mostly good since Bellotti was the OC in 95. I’d say that very few programs have done better at staying out front in offensive innovation and philosophy than UO.

Bellotti
Koetter
Tedford
Kelly
Helfrich
Dillingham

All very good/great OCs

Ludwig and Crowton were really inconsistent and Moorhead was handcuffed by his boss. Arroyo sucked.

Frost also sucked but he benefitted from having Mariota and a cast of playmakers so he could basically just play techmo bowl out there and use half of the Chip/Helfrich playbook and stay successful.

Also and most importantly, Will Stein checks a diversity box which I know matters a lot to everyone in Oregon.
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NOC. Ass
 
These guys are fucking OBSESSED with Arizona State. What a dumpster fire of a November they must have had 🍺
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I'm hearing Dillingham is a hometown guy and he bleeds maroon and gold from Brad Hazmat and other Phoenix "pundits." Squirm Edwards didn't get NIL, but he WILL.
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What's funny to me is:

Oregon's last good team lost to a mediocre/shit ASU. Don't think they've beaten them since.

Oregon's best player in school history in their best era lost to Arizona at home and two of their most desolating losses have come to Arizona.

But these retards have the memory of a goldfish besides "last 20 years against UW".
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Arizona has won about 1/3 of the games against whoregon in the past 15 years. While it's nothing to brag about, Arizona's best team was in 2014 when they made the Fiesta Bowl and finished 10-4 or something and they've been .500 or less for many of those years - off the top of my head 2007, 2008, 2011, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, and 2022 - that's at least eight. They absolutely destroyed them in 2013 or 2014. Yet Quooks here constantly brag about those seasons and laugh at us for mentioning 1960.
 
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I like to call 3 point wins “ass-kickings.”

@RaceBannonFS
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He referenced the UW OC. If your QB doesn't just throw it out of bounds on the goal line you score 40-45 on Oregon in their stadium. 37 was merciful.

That's an ass kicking.
 
Benny the cuck

The UW offense kicked national champion defensive coordinator Lanning all over Autzen

Hope this helps
 
Our OC who kicked your ass is staying

Leading to many meltdowns here

Sad
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Ducks former OC is now a HC.
I guess that 3 point loss to uw really didn't matter.
Probably why it didn't get yours a sniff.
Lifer.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
 
Grubb probably is waiting for the Oregon job after he runs Lanning. He got a nice bump to stay and I'm not sad

Oregon OC bails for a school called shitty here more times than I can count. Duck fans cheer

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Duck fans like to see assistants promoted.
It means those in the know are paying attention to what happens at Oregon.
Your guy is staying.
I'm happy Oregon got him and his boss a raise.
 
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Grubb probably is waiting for the Oregon job after he runs Lanning. He got a nice bump to stay and I'm not sad

Oregon OC bails for a school called shitty here more times than I can count. Duck fans cheer

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Duck fans like to see assistants promoted.
It means those in the know are paying attention to what happens at Oregon.
Your guy is staying.
I'm happy Oregon got him and his boss a raise.
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lol OK loser.
 
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