Meanwhile, in Sark land

I played for many years with the Sammamish Bengals. We were 0-3 and going to play 3-0 Mercer Island.

It was a foggy Saturday morning. If you ever run into Dave Hoffmann, ask him what his favorite Derek Johnson story is. He will start laughing hard and then tell the story about me being a defensive tackle and the Mercer Island running back running through the line multiple times and disappearing into the fog. We lost 36-0. (All six extra points were either missed or blocked).

Anyway, how it relates to this thread. We had a hard-ass coach named Bob Hyde. He used to put us through Bataan Death Marches in fall practice and gave us thick, complicated playbooks even though we were in like the fourth or fifth grade We went one three-year stretch where we won 1 game.

As we headed into that Mercer Island game, we were in warm-ups. Coach Hyde gave us a fire-and-brimstone speech about how we needed to decide if we wanted the champions or chumps. Then we went to the sideline. Me and a couple others went into the nearby woods to piss, and we hit a bee or hornets nest and we got stung.

Then we went out and lost 36-0. LOL

 
My money is on BEST Virginia. Goo 'eers! Burn some fucking couches! Get knocked up and drop out!

Cue Country Roads!
 
The things my youth sports coaches said and did to us would result in their being led off the field in handcuffs today. Our football coach, who was a D1 DE, would grab you by the face mask and your your head and neck, and hopefully your body followed, up, down, left, right, all around, to match the inflection of his voice as he screamed, "Are you fucking stupid! Are you fucking stupid! I think you're fucking stupid! Why in the fuck would you do that! Are you fucking stupid!" Note, notwithstanding the structure of the sentence as a question, I purposefully left off the question mark, because I'm pretty sure coach wasn't actually asking the question ... rhetorically or otherwise.

One thing is for sure: none of those grizzly men ever told us we ran out of time after we lost.
 
Need to get things straightened out in time for the huge showdown with 2-2 West Virginia
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Sark will plunger West Virginia, it is the script. After a trip over his own dick loss he usually tries to make a statement by pink socking a way inferior team. Like the Oregon State game ;)
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If he doesn’t win tomorrow, he’s looking at another 3 game losing streak with Oklahoma up next.

I think he wins tomorrow and then goes on a 3-4 game losing streak starting with Oklahoma.

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He could lose out, probably the underdog in every game after west Virginia.
 
Need to get things straightened out in time for the huge showdown with 2-2 West Virginia
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You can throw away the records when these 2 fierce traditional rivals get together. Both of them just want this one a little more.
 
The things my youth sports coaches said and did to us would result in their being led off the field in handcuffs today. Our football coach, who was a D1 DE, would grab you by the face mask and your your head and neck, and hopefully your body followed, up, down, left, right, all around, to match the inflection of his voice as he screamed, "Are you fucking stupid! Are you fucking stupid! I think you're fucking stupid! Why in the fuck would you do that! Are you fucking stupid!" Note, notwithstanding the structure of the sentence as a question, I purposefully left off the question mark, because I'm pretty sure coach wasn't actually asking the question ... rhetorically or otherwise.

One thing is for sure: none of those grizzly men ever told us we ran out of time after we lost.
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We didn’t have youth football. At the time, that was for rich people in other areas of the country. But every single one of my junior high and high school coached would at a minimum be fired today. Some arrested. When Lake when nuts on Ruprake I think most people older than 32 didn’t even really notice, let alone think it was inappropriate. That shit was daily.
 
The things my youth sports coaches said and did to us would result in their being led off the field in handcuffs today. Our football coach, who was a D1 DE, would grab you by the face mask and your your head and neck, and hopefully your body followed, up, down, left, right, all around, to match the inflection of his voice as he screamed, "Are you fucking stupid! Are you fucking stupid! I think you're fucking stupid! Why in the fuck would you do that! Are you fucking stupid!" Note, notwithstanding the structure of the sentence as a question, I purposefully left off the question mark, because I'm pretty sure coach wasn't actually asking the question ... rhetorically or otherwise.

One thing is for sure: none of those grizzly men ever told us we ran out of time after we lost.
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We didn’t have youth football. At the time, that was for rich people in other areas of the country. But every single one of my junior high and high school coached would at a minimum be fired today. Some arrested. When Lake when nuts on Ruprake I think most people older than 32 didn’t even really notice, let alone think it was inappropriate. That shit was daily.
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What Lake did was nothing compared to 2-3 situations I witnessed in high school.

Don't don't wanna see a high school position coach that just got done teaching high school algebra for 8 hours mad. You just don't.
 
I don’t have a have a tuff, when I played Football as a kid, story. As all of my coaches were either doing it because no one else wanted to, or they were so incompetent that we more or less laughed at them when they tried tuff.
 
Need to get things straightened out in time for the huge showdown with 2-2 West Virginia
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Sark will plunger West Virginia, it is the script. After a trip over his own dick loss he usually tries to make a statement by pink socking a way inferior team. Like the Oregon State game ;)
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If he doesn’t win tomorrow, he’s looking at another 3 game losing streak with Oklahoma up next.

I think he wins tomorrow and then goes on a 3-4 game losing streak starting with Oklahoma.

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My buddy here in Austin won't return my texts and I'm not even talking shit. I was just like "hey man want to grab some beers?". His wifu said he's not in a good place right now.
 
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