Meanwhile in God’s conference

PurpleJ

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We got a stirring rendition of the Band of Brothers theme followed by the national anthem from the Bama marching band in front of 100k patriotic Americans who hate kings n shit.

Preseason is over. Title run starts today. Roll Tide!
 
“Stupid is as stupid does”
-Bama legend Forrest Gump

As in it would be really stupid to low ball Kalen DeBoer and even stupider to defend it.
 
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Hoping it’s an early Bama blowout so I can watch my first place 3 time champion Colorado Avalanche later
 
Also in God's conference, Kentucky taking Sark to OT
Arch Manning 11/25 for just over 100 yards. Sark completely fucking up clock management in the last minute
 
Goddammit. Kentucky had 1st and goal on the 2 in OT and got stuffed on the same play 4 times. Texas went backwards on their possession but their kicker made a 40 yarder for the win.
 
I just smashed my TV in front of 50 guests at my son’s birthday party because of the Washington Huskies. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re going to her mother’s house. This team has ruined my life, goodbye. I’ve been a lifelong fan since 2023 but I am done.
 
Also in God's conference, Kentucky taking Sark to OT
Arch Manning 11/25 for just over 100 yards. Sark completely fucking up clock management in the last minute

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“Stupid is as stupid does”
-Bama legend Forrest Gump

As in it would be really stupid to low ball Kalen DeBoer and even stupider to defend it.
Name one single Husky fan here that has defended the low ball offer? I’m being serious because I don’t remember reading one?
 
Fowler and Herbstreak were sucking it off as always. Of course, Bammer couldn't even beat 3-3 and 5-13 in their last seasons and a half Florida State, who is losing to Stanford currently.
 
Fowler and Herbstreak were sucking it off as always. Of course, Bammer couldn't even beat 3-3 and 5-13 in their last seasons and a half Florida State, who is losing to Stanford currently.
Classic dumbfuck bill. Boner's team will be ranked #4 tomorrow and is a favorite to get a bye in the playoff. Will you be making the trip to El Paso in December?
 
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Fowler and Herbstreak were sucking it off as always. Of course, Bammer couldn't even beat 3-3 and 5-13 in their last seasons and a half Florida State, who is losing to Stanford currently.
Classic dumbfuck bill. Boner's team will be ranked #4 tomorrow and is a favorite to get a bye in the playoff. Will you be making the trip to El Paso in December?
The season isn't over troll boy.
 
Vanderbilt OOC
2-5 Virginia Tech
Goergia State or something
Utah State
regular murderer's row
Bammer:
Florida State which they lost
Wisconsin
Loserana Monroe
Old Piss:
Duke
Georgia State again
Cougit
Tulane

Should I keep going?
 
Goddammit. Kentucky had 1st and goal on the 2 in OT and got stuffed on the same play 4 times. Texas went backwards on their possession but their kicker made a 40 yarder for the win.
Give the other Wrong Stoops 2 weeks to prepare and he’ll keep it close.
There was a shit ton of UT fans in Lexington this weekend.
 
I just smashed my TV in front of 50 guests at my son’s birthday party because of the Washington Huskies. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re going to her mother’s house. This team has ruined my life, goodbye. I’ve been a lifelong fan since 2023 but I am done.
I turned to my fat lesbian wife and muttered “at least we have our Mariners.” Then, I cried like a little bitch using her oversized B1G DUMPER sweatshirt as a makeshift kleenex. Then I came in my pants. Lifelong UW fan as well. Born in the huskie stadium urinal trough.
 
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