Maximum Carnage Week Game Thread

I visited my mom in Seattle four summers ago.

Way more than once, masked women would scurry onto the street with panic in their eyes to avoid me as I was walking on a sidewalk without a face diaper. I guess air is really scary. Was that following the science?
 
I visited my mom in Seattle four summers ago.

Way more than once, masked women would scurry onto the street with panic in their eyes to avoid me as I was walking on a sidewalk without a face diaper. I guess air is really scary. Was that following the science?
My favorite was on hiking trails. People would lift the face diaper to pass someone for a split second.
 
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Moving the kiddos in at UNR @EverettChris ?
 
No, really. The Biggest Ern is immune too, somehow. We need to be studied. And yes, we are organ donors. If you kill us, you would be doing a great service for medical science.
I'd say you could do it at the Michigan game with the old man who spent 45 years going to games, 35 with season tix, who last went to a game the opening day of the new Husky Stadium, Sark whooping Chris Petersen's ass. I would love to drag this Dawg inside, but this stubborn, scared of his immobility, pussy motherfucker won't let me.
You could kill us both for science right then and there, but I don't see it happening. Gonna have to be separate.
Fuck you, Dad! This happens every year! Fuck!
We sure got the flu licked tho, I tell you hwat.
 
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