Maximum Carnage Week Game Thread

Five reasons to remain in fear the rest of your life

https://pe.com/2022/01/11/covid-5-reasons-you-should-not-deliberately-catch-omicron-to-get-it-over-with/
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Lol. It's like they know me. I'm not stopping. If my stepped up plan to get it hasn't produced results in the next two weeks I will start licking people at gas stations.

At this point I figure I had to have gotten it, but must be asymptomatic. Half the people i know have it and I have gone out twice as much as any of them. How can I not be dead yet?
 
Five reasons to remain in fear the rest of your life

https://pe.com/2022/01/11/covid-5-reasons-you-should-not-deliberately-catch-omicron-to-get-it-over-with/
Click to expand...

Lol. It's like they know me. I'm not stopping. If my stepped up plan to get it hasn't produced results in the next two weeks I will start licking people at gas stations.

At this point I figure I had to have gotten it, but must be asymptomatic. Half the people i know have it and I have gone out twice as much as any of them. How can I not be dead yet?
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I was promised a winter of death. Everyone I know has it now, been exposed to several of them, except my immediate family that all had it in September. Should have gotten that super immunity like @hhusky suggested.
 
Five reasons to remain in fear the rest of your life

https://pe.com/2022/01/11/covid-5-reasons-you-should-not-deliberately-catch-omicron-to-get-it-over-with/
Click to expand...

Lol. It's like they know me. I'm not stopping. If my stepped up plan to get it hasn't produced results in the next two weeks I will start licking people at gas stations.

At this point I figure I had to have gotten it, but must be asymptomatic. Half the people i know have it and I have gone out twice as much as any of them. How can I not be dead yet?
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You probably have the new smallpox variant instead

If you haven't heard about it yet
It's because they haven't made it up yet
 
Five reasons to remain in fear the rest of your life

https://pe.com/2022/01/11/covid-5-reasons-you-should-not-deliberately-catch-omicron-to-get-it-over-with/
Click to expand...

Lol. It's like they know me. I'm not stopping. If my stepped up plan to get it hasn't produced results in the next two weeks I will start licking people at gas stations[/b].

At this point I figure I had to have gotten it, but must be asymptomatic. Half the people i know have it and I have gone out twice as much as any of them. How can I not be dead yet?
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So, um, you get gas where again? Aksing for a fren.
 
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The 270 figure is BS. It consists of some doctors but also academics and government bureaucrats and nurse practitioners. At this point any "mainstream doctor" should have the same professional curtuosey extended to them as I would to a CNN or NY Times employee as a "professional journalist".
 
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