Maximum Carnage Week Game Thread

Woke up this morning and thought Hell Yeah! It's week FIFTY SIX of two weeks to flatten the curve! Pretty pumped. Thought about going to grab lunch to celebrate, but realized you have to call ahead to Outback because they only have 4 tables open. Shitcanned that idea. Then thought maybe I should take the dogs to the dog park. Oh wait, they just put up signs requiring you to mask up at an outdoor park. Hmmmm. That idea is DOA. So instead of going anywhere or doing anything I'll just sit here, and commend Governor Blackface on doing a kick ass job with all of this.

Personal liberty trashed? You bet! The only tim you need to be out of your home is to protest social injustice by burning shit!
Businesses closed everywhere? Of course, but only small business! Costco can superspread all they want. Thanks for the donation Costco!

Fifty six weeks. We are almost there. I can feel it! Oh wait, that's the blood clot from my vaccine. Later guys!
 
Sorry in advance if I'm sharing controversial or misleading information and get this place shut down:
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Solution - close all gyms or limit capacity beyond social distancing even though contact tracing showed little risk of getting the chicom crud in a gym.
 
The first thing to go for the two weeks to flatten the curve was my gym. Who filed for bankruptcy
 
Woke up this morning and thought Hell Yeah! It's week FIFTY SIX of two weeks to flatten the curve! Pretty pumped. Thought about going to grab lunch to celebrate, but realized you have to call ahead to Outback because they only have 4 tables open. Shitcanned that idea. Then thought maybe I should take the dogs to the dog park. Oh wait, they just put up signs requiring you to mask up at an outdoor park. Hmmmm. That idea is DOA. So instead of going anywhere or doing anything I'll just sit here, and commend Governor Blackface on doing a kick ass job with all of this.

Personal liberty trashed? You bet! The only tim you need to be out of your home is to protest social injustice by burning shit!
Businesses closed everywhere? Of course, but only small business! Costco can superspread all they want. Thanks for the donation Costco!

Fifty six weeks. We are almost there. I can feel it! Oh wait, that's the blood clot from my vaccine. Later guys!
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Move to Texas or Florida.
 
https://twitter.com/cliftonaduncan/status/1382344236645900294?s=21
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They just released a study that found that sick chicom crud patients didn't benefit from a regiment of Vitamin D, C and zinc. Pulled the same sh*t about hydroxychloroquine. No one claimed that Vitamin D and zinc cures chicom crud. The issue is does it help people from getting infected? And it's not like taking chemotherapy. They made a big deal that HCL didn't work on people on ventilators. But then it was found very effective (and cheap) if administered early when you became sick. Thousand died while dem governors and Fow Chee dumped on the treatment.
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Fauci deserves to burn in hell for that shit. I'd have fired his ass the day the fraudulent Lancet Study was retracted and the lies about HCQ were exposed.

Nobody could misinterpret and promote that study the way Fauci did - "HCQ causes Heart Attacks" - while exercising good faith. Fucking weasel lied to scare people away from using it, likely causing the death of tens of thousands.
 
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Woke up this morning and thought Hell Yeah! It's week FIFTY SIX of two weeks to flatten the curve! Pretty pumped. Thought about going to grab lunch to celebrate, but realized you have to call ahead to Outback because they only have 4 tables open. Shitcanned that idea. Then thought maybe I should take the dogs to the dog park. Oh wait, they just put up signs requiring you to mask up at an outdoor park. Hmmmm. That idea is DOA. So instead of going anywhere or doing anything I'll just sit here, and commend Governor Blackface on doing a kick ass job with all of this.

Personal liberty trashed? You bet! The only tim you need to be out of your home is to protest social injustice by burning shit!
Businesses closed everywhere? Of course, but only small business! Costco can superspread all they want. Thanks for the donation Costco!

Fifty six weeks. We are almost there. I can feel it! Oh wait, that's the blood clot from my vaccine. Later guys!
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Was in Vegas for 4 days last week....didn't recognize it. People shitting on the streets...homeless everywhere, garbage everywhere. Strung out junkies sleeping in front of the Bellagio water show on the strip mid-day.
 
Woke up this morning and thought Hell Yeah! It's week FIFTY SIX of two weeks to flatten the curve! Pretty pumped. Thought about going to grab lunch to celebrate, but realized you have to call ahead to Outback because they only have 4 tables open. Shitcanned that idea. Then thought maybe I should take the dogs to the dog park. Oh wait, they just put up signs requiring you to mask up at an outdoor park. Hmmmm. That idea is DOA. So instead of going anywhere or doing anything I'll just sit here, and commend Governor Blackface on doing a kick ass job with all of this.

Personal liberty trashed? You bet! The only tim you need to be out of your home is to protest social injustice by burning shit!
Businesses closed everywhere? Of course, but only small business! Costco can superspread all they want. Thanks for the donation Costco!

Fifty six weeks. We are almost there. I can feel it! Oh wait, that's the blood clot from my vaccine. Later guys!
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Was in Vegas for 4 days last week....didn't recognize it. People shitting on the streets...homeless everywhere, garbage everywhere. Strung out junkies sleeping in front of the Bellagio water show on the strip mid-day.
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Are you sure that wasn't the U District?
 
I am fat. I have not contracted covid*. Ipso facto, conspiracy theory something something.

I am also an incel shut-in who hasn't left the basement.
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I assume the donuts are even more amazing!
 
Just lol at watching that clip of the police busting into a private residence like that to arrest someone for failing to quarantine properly.

I mean there are people who are totally on board with this being how America looks.

China is winning the COVID Super Bowl, and it’s winning bigly.
 
Just lol at watching that clip of the police busting into a private residence like that to arrest someone for failing to quarantine properly.

I mean there are people who are totally on board with this being how America looks.

China is winning the COVID Super Bowl, and it’s winning bigly.
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I’m told 2A is about hunting birds with shotguns not tyranny, stupid rednecks in Texas can’t get that through their Neanderthal skulls
 
Woke up this morning and thought Hell Yeah! It's week FIFTY SIX of two weeks to flatten the curve! Pretty pumped. Thought about going to grab lunch to celebrate, but realized you have to call ahead to Outback because they only have 4 tables open. Shitcanned that idea. Then thought maybe I should take the dogs to the dog park. Oh wait, they just put up signs requiring you to mask up at an outdoor park. Hmmmm. That idea is DOA. So instead of going anywhere or doing anything I'll just sit here, and commend Governor Blackface on doing a kick ass job with all of this.

Personal liberty trashed? You bet! The only tim you need to be out of your home is to protest social injustice by burning shit!
Businesses closed everywhere? Of course, but only small business! Costco can superspread all they want. Thanks for the donation Costco!

Fifty six weeks. We are almost there. I can feel it! Oh wait, that's the blood clot from my vaccine. Later guys!
Click to expand...

Was in Vegas for 4 days last week....didn't recognize it. People shitting on the streets...homeless everywhere, garbage everywhere. Strung out junkies sleeping in front of the Bellagio water show on the strip mid-day.
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It's a super ghetto ass crowd. No one with any money is coming because all the shit they would do is closed.
 
Rich people all over the world are coming to Texas to get vaccinated...it’s kinda funny and crazy. Folks from Europe and South America are crazy brainwashed...these lockdowns were not good for their mental health.

I’m still surprised they didn’t design the vaccine to leave a little scar on your arm...
 
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