Maximum Carnage Week Game Thread

Fuck that shit up, down and in every orifice.

The kid has a better chance of being stuck by lightning than hurting anyone else or becoming seriously ill.

Are people beginning to appreciate how "collectivists" think? ("Fuck You! Protect the Collective at all Cost!")

Who wants more of this shit? Gotta be fucking insane.
 
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There’s no way this is real. If you’re that dumb as a parent and have severed your empathy for your child to that degree, you don’t deserve to have kids.

h/t @trav82https://twitter.com/anthonyfurey/status/1366015078684893185
Peel Health has issued guidelines to parents instructing them to keep any children who have been sent home because a classmate has tested positive for COVID-19 isolated in a separate room from all other family members for 14 days.

The severe guidelines, which apply even to small children who are dismissed from child care, are being criticized by experts as harmful and not supported by science.
“My 10-year-old granddaughter was sent home from school today because one kid in her class tested positive. Public Health instructed her mom to keep her in her room with no contact with rest of family for 14 days,” social media user Judy Martin wrote on Twitter.

“Sounds like child abuse to me. There’s a $5K fine for non-compliance.”
 
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There’s no way this is real. If you’re that dumb as a parent and have severed your empathy for your child to that degree, you don’t deserve to have kids.

h/t @trav82https://twitter.com/anthonyfurey/status/1366015078684893185
Peel Health has issued guidelines to parents instructing them to keep any children who have been sent home because a classmate has tested positive for COVID-19 isolated in a separate room from all other family members for 14 days.

The severe guidelines, which apply even to small children who are dismissed from child care, are being criticized by experts as harmful and not supported by science.
“My 10-year-old granddaughter was sent home from school today because one kid in her class tested positive. Public Health instructed her mom to keep her in her room with no contact with rest of family for 14 days,” social media user Judy Martin wrote on Twitter.

“Sounds like child abuse to me. There’s a $5K fine for non-compliance.”

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Texas forever mother fucker
 

There’s no way this is real. If you’re that dumb as a parent and have severed your empathy for your child to that degree, you don’t deserve to have kids.

h/t @trav82https://twitter.com/anthonyfurey/status/1366015078684893185
Peel Health has issued guidelines to parents instructing them to keep any children who have been sent home because a classmate has tested positive for COVID-19 isolated in a separate room from all other family members for 14 days.

The severe guidelines, which apply even to small children who are dismissed from child care, are being criticized by experts as harmful and not supported by science.
“My 10-year-old granddaughter was sent home from school today because one kid in her class tested positive. Public Health instructed her mom to keep her in her room with no contact with rest of family for 14 days,” social media user Judy Martin wrote on Twitter.

“Sounds like child abuse to me. There’s a $5K fine for non-compliance.”

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Texas forever mother fucker

I'll never forget watching the news in a Dallas airport bar between flights. The first three stories were about armed robberies, one at a Walmart or Target, one at a gas station, and one at a bank.

All three robberies ended in shootouts between the employees and the crooks. The WalMart (or whatever big box store) manager went Clint Eastwood on the guys in the parking lot, blowing out car windows, shooting two guys, and holding the driver at gunpoint til cops arrived, all for a 30k per year shit retail management job.

Message Received: Texans aren't playing when they pull guns. Don't fuck around down there.
 

There’s no way this is real. If you’re that dumb as a parent and have severed your empathy for your child to that degree, you don’t deserve to have kids.

h/t @trav82https://twitter.com/anthonyfurey/status/1366015078684893185
Peel Health has issued guidelines to parents instructing them to keep any children who have been sent home because a classmate has tested positive for COVID-19 isolated in a separate room from all other family members for 14 days.

The severe guidelines, which apply even to small children who are dismissed from child care, are being criticized by experts as harmful and not supported by science.
“My 10-year-old granddaughter was sent home from school today because one kid in her class tested positive. Public Health instructed her mom to keep her in her room with no contact with rest of family for 14 days,” social media user Judy Martin wrote on Twitter.

“Sounds like child abuse to me. There’s a $5K fine for non-compliance.”

View attachment 37989

Texas forever mother fucker

I'll never forget watching the news in a Dallas airport bar between flights. The first three stories were about armed robberies, one at a Walmart or Target, one at a gas station, and one at a bank.

All three robberies ended in shootouts between the employees and the crooks. The WalMart (or whatever big box store) manager went Clint Eastwood on the guys in the parking lot, blowing out car windows, shooting two guys, and holding the driver at gunpoint til cops arrived, all for a 30k per year shit retail management job.

Message Received: Texans aren't playing when they pull guns. Don't fuck around down there.

If you see a gun you are fucked

Not everyone has a gun, but enough do that nobody fucks around and finds out.
 

There’s no way this is real. If you’re that dumb as a parent and have severed your empathy for your child to that degree, you don’t deserve to have kids.

h/t @trav82https://twitter.com/anthonyfurey/status/1366015078684893185
Peel Health has issued guidelines to parents instructing them to keep any children who have been sent home because a classmate has tested positive for COVID-19 isolated in a separate room from all other family members for 14 days.

The severe guidelines, which apply even to small children who are dismissed from child care, are being criticized by experts as harmful and not supported by science.
“My 10-year-old granddaughter was sent home from school today because one kid in her class tested positive. Public Health instructed her mom to keep her in her room with no contact with rest of family for 14 days,” social media user Judy Martin wrote on Twitter.

“Sounds like child abuse to me. There’s a $5K fine for non-compliance.”

View attachment 37989

Texas forever mother fucker

I'll never forget watching the news in a Dallas airport bar between flights. The first three stories were about armed robberies, one at a Walmart or Target, one at a gas station, and one at a bank.

All three robberies ended in shootouts between the employees and the crooks. The WalMart (or whatever big box store) manager went Clint Eastwood on the guys in the parking lot, blowing out car windows, shooting two guys, and holding the driver at gunpoint til cops arrived, all for a 30k per year shit retail management job.

Message Received: Texans aren't playing when they pull guns. Don't fuck around down there.

If you see a gun you are fucked

Not everyone has a gun, but enough do that nobody fucks around and finds out.

It was like the cop chase scenes in Raising Arizona. Bullets flying everywhere.

And a Retail Manager with huge brass balls.
 

There’s no way this is real. If you’re that dumb as a parent and have severed your empathy for your child to that degree, you don’t deserve to have kids.

h/t @trav82https://twitter.com/anthonyfurey/status/1366015078684893185
Peel Health has issued guidelines to parents instructing them to keep any children who have been sent home because a classmate has tested positive for COVID-19 isolated in a separate room from all other family members for 14 days.

The severe guidelines, which apply even to small children who are dismissed from child care, are being criticized by experts as harmful and not supported by science.
“My 10-year-old granddaughter was sent home from school today because one kid in her class tested positive. Public Health instructed her mom to keep her in her room with no contact with rest of family for 14 days,” social media user Judy Martin wrote on Twitter.

“Sounds like child abuse to me. There’s a $5K fine for non-compliance.”

View attachment 37989

Texas forever mother fucker

I'll never forget watching the news in a Dallas airport bar between flights. The first three stories were about armed robberies, one at a Walmart or Target, one at a gas station, and one at a bank.

All three robberies ended in shootouts between the employees and the crooks. The WalMart (or whatever big box store) manager went Clint Eastwood on the guys in the parking lot, blowing out car windows, shooting two guys, and holding the driver at gunpoint til cops arrived, all for a 30k per year shit retail management job.

Message Received: Texans aren't playing when they pull guns. Don't fuck around down there.

If you see a gun you are fucked

Not everyone has a gun, but enough do that nobody fucks around and finds out.

Welcome to #myownprivateidaho

 
Had my first forgot to wear a mask to a business experience. I'm certain I killed thousands of people.

Honestly felt great.

Went to a pub last night. Forgot to mask up on the 25 foot walk from the door to the table.

They still brought me a pitcher. And it was good.

Forgot to mask up walking to the bathroom.

The second pitcher was good too.

I’m certain I killed thousands of brain cells. The weak ones.

Why do you still wear a mask around here? Nobody even gets called out for not doing it around here anymore.

When did they before?
 
Had my first forgot to wear a mask to a business experience. I'm certain I killed thousands of people.

Honestly felt great.

Went to a pub last night. Forgot to mask up on the 25 foot walk from the door to the table.

They still brought me a pitcher. And it was good.

Forgot to mask up walking to the bathroom.

The second pitcher was good too.

I’m certain I killed thousands of brain cells. The weak ones.

Why do you still wear a mask around here? Nobody even gets called out for not doing it around here anymore.

In N. Idaho, no. In Spokane, still mask nazis. You missed that I wasn't wearing a mask above?

And when I do (Costco), it doesn't cover my Chinslee as my own little fuck you to Jay.

That’s fair. I avoid Spokane like the plague. There isn’t anything I need badly enough to go there.

Delicious edibles.

Touché.
 

There’s no way this is real. If you’re that dumb as a parent and have severed your empathy for your child to that degree, you don’t deserve to have kids.

h/t @trav82https://twitter.com/anthonyfurey/status/1366015078684893185
Peel Health has issued guidelines to parents instructing them to keep any children who have been sent home because a classmate has tested positive for COVID-19 isolated in a separate room from all other family members for 14 days.

The severe guidelines, which apply even to small children who are dismissed from child care, are being criticized by experts as harmful and not supported by science.
“My 10-year-old granddaughter was sent home from school today because one kid in her class tested positive. Public Health instructed her mom to keep her in her room with no contact with rest of family for 14 days,” social media user Judy Martin wrote on Twitter.

“Sounds like child abuse to me. There’s a $5K fine for non-compliance.”

This is absolutely ridiculous. 100% child abuse.
 

There’s no way this is real. If you’re that dumb as a parent and have severed your empathy for your child to that degree, you don’t deserve to have kids.

h/t @trav82https://twitter.com/anthonyfurey/status/1366015078684893185
Peel Health has issued guidelines to parents instructing them to keep any children who have been sent home because a classmate has tested positive for COVID-19 isolated in a separate room from all other family members for 14 days.

The severe guidelines, which apply even to small children who are dismissed from child care, are being criticized by experts as harmful and not supported by science.
“My 10-year-old granddaughter was sent home from school today because one kid in her class tested positive. Public Health instructed her mom to keep her in her room with no contact with rest of family for 14 days,” social media user Judy Martin wrote on Twitter.

“Sounds like child abuse to me. There’s a $5K fine for non-compliance.”

This is absolutely ridiculous. 100% child abuse.

I lost track of the source, but the province subsequently said the hard isolation thing was a misprint. Bad enough. Worse that parents might have actually done that.
 
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