Maximum Carnage Week Game Thread

[dflea]

You're such a fucking pussy, TurdEater. Everything you say is a lie, because that's what you have to do when you're a little punk ass bitch like you. I own you.

Gatorz guessed 350k dead, and that's what the CDC says. Your response is to be a little cunt and whine about how the statistics are kept. That's like taking a poll what the unemployment rate will be and the gweebing after the fact about how the labor dept calculates unemployment. A little bitch move.

You're a fucking worm, so I guess it isn't surprising you'd go with the cunty technique you did, though. Did your parents teach you to be a cunt like that? They were liberal teachers, right?

lol

Fuck yourself, faggot. Or hump my leg again so I can kick your dumb ass back across the street. Again. Shit dog.

 

[TurdBomber]

You're such a fucking pussy, TurdEater. Everything you say is a lie, because that's what you have to do when you're a little punk ass bitch like you. I own you.

Gatorz guessed 350k dead, and that's what the CDC says. That's like taking a poll what the unemployment rate will be and the gweebing after the fact about how the labor dept calculates unemployment. A little bitch move.

You're a fucking worm, so I guess it isn't surprising you'd go with the cunty technique you did, though. Did your parents teach you to be a cunt like that? They were liberal teachers, right?

lol

Fuck yourself, faggot. Or hump my leg again so I can kick your dumb ass back across the street. Again. Shit dog.

Goddamn you sure memorize my personal details like a stalking faggot. Was your first queer experience with your neighbor or your dad?

Aside from that, thank you for this absolute gem: "Your response is to be a little cunt and whine about how the statistics are kept."

I mean, what UW Econ grad would give a fuck about "how the statistics are kept?"

You have a Gen Studies degree with an Econ emphasis, don't you? Never actually graduated. Just shown the door like the mistake you are.

What a moronic baboon you really are, dumbfuck. Keep flapping your mouth, internet tough guy. It's literally and obviously all you've got.

 

[dflea]

You're such a fucking pussy, TurdEater. Everything you say is a lie, because that's what you have to do when you're a little punk ass bitch like you. I own you.

Gatorz guessed 350k dead, and that's what the CDC says. That's like taking a poll what the unemployment rate will be and the gweebing after the fact about how the labor dept calculates unemployment. A little bitch move.

You're a fucking worm, so I guess it isn't surprising you'd go with the cunty technique you did, though. Did your parents teach you to be a cunt like that? They were liberal teachers, right?

lol

Fuck yourself, faggot. Or hump my leg again so I can kick your dumb ass back across the street. Again. Shit dog.

Goddamn you sure memorize my personal details like a stalking faggot. Was your first queer experience with your neighbor or your dad?

Aside from that, thank you for this absolute gem: "Your response is to be a little cunt and whine about how the statistics are kept."

I mean, what UW Econ grad would give a fuck about "how the statistics are kept?"

You have a Gen Studies degree with an Econ emphasis, don't you? Never actually graduated. Just shown the door like the mistake you are.

What a moronic baboon you really are, dumbfuck. Keep flapping your mouth, internet tough guy. It's literally and obviously all you've got.

Meltdown.

lol

Is your lower lip quivering, puss boy? Telling lies to try to make yourself look like less of a cunt actually makes you look like more of a cunt. Didn't your teacher parents teach you this?

Maybe you should just quit poking the dog, you stupid fucking idiot. Did you ever think about that?

 

[TurdBomber]

You're such a fucking pussy, TurdEater. Everything you say is a lie, because that's what you have to do when you're a little punk ass bitch like you. I own you.

Gatorz guessed 350k dead, and that's what the CDC says. That's like taking a poll what the unemployment rate will be and the gweebing after the fact about how the labor dept calculates unemployment. A little bitch move.

You're a fucking worm, so I guess it isn't surprising you'd go with the cunty technique you did, though. Did your parents teach you to be a cunt like that? They were liberal teachers, right?

lol

Fuck yourself, faggot. Or hump my leg again so I can kick your dumb ass back across the street. Again. Shit dog.

Goddamn you sure memorize my personal details like a stalking faggot. Was your first queer experience with your neighbor or your dad?

Aside from that, thank you for this absolute gem: "Your response is to be a little cunt and whine about how the statistics are kept."

I mean, what UW Econ grad would give a fuck about "how the statistics are kept?"

You have a Gen Studies degree with an Econ emphasis, don't you? Never actually graduated. Just shown the door like the mistake you are.

What a moronic baboon you really are, dumbfuck. Keep flapping your mouth, internet tough guy. It's literally and obviously all you've got.

Meltdown.

lol

Is your lower lip quivering, puss boy? Telling lies to try to make yourself look like less of a cunt actually makes you look like more of a cunt. Didn't your teacher parents teach you this?

Maybe you should just quit poking the dog, you stupid fucking idiot. Did you ever think about that?

You're weak, dependent and feeble. Obviously. That's why you run your dumb fucking mouth.

I'll enjoy knocking your last two teeth out, pussy.

 

[TurdBomber]

But please, please, please @dflea, don't stop demonstrating your Econ degree brilliance by dismissing "how the statistics are kept."

Your avoidance of that subject and your amazing stupidity about the same is telling.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

 

[dflea]

You're such a fucking pussy, TurdEater. Everything you say is a lie, because that's what you have to do when you're a little punk ass bitch like you. I own you.

Gatorz guessed 350k dead, and that's what the CDC says. That's like taking a poll what the unemployment rate will be and the gweebing after the fact about how the labor dept calculates unemployment. A little bitch move.

You're a fucking worm, so I guess it isn't surprising you'd go with the cunty technique you did, though. Did your parents teach you to be a cunt like that? They were liberal teachers, right?

lol

Fuck yourself, faggot. Or hump my leg again so I can kick your dumb ass back across the street. Again. Shit dog.

Goddamn you sure memorize my personal details like a stalking faggot. Was your first queer experience with your neighbor or your dad?

Aside from that, thank you for this absolute gem: "Your response is to be a little cunt and whine about how the statistics are kept."

I mean, what UW Econ grad would give a fuck about "how the statistics are kept?"

You have a Gen Studies degree with an Econ emphasis, don't you? Never actually graduated. Just shown the door like the mistake you are.

What a moronic baboon you really are, dumbfuck. Keep flapping your mouth, internet tough guy. It's literally and obviously all you've got.

Meltdown.

lol

Is your lower lip quivering, puss boy? Telling lies to try to make yourself look like less of a cunt actually makes you look like more of a cunt. Didn't your teacher parents teach you this?

Maybe you should just quit poking the dog, you stupid fucking idiot. Did you ever think about that?

You're weak, dependent and feeble. Obviously. That's why you run your dumb fucking mouth.

I'll enjoy knocking your last two teeth out, pussy.

I'm quaking, Nancy.

lol

You seem upset. Maybe the Tug isn't the right place for you.

 

[TurdBomber]

You're such a fucking pussy, TurdEater. Everything you say is a lie, because that's what you have to do when you're a little punk ass bitch like you. I own you.

Gatorz guessed 350k dead, and that's what the CDC says. That's like taking a poll what the unemployment rate will be and the gweebing after the fact about how the labor dept calculates unemployment. A little bitch move.

You're a fucking worm, so I guess it isn't surprising you'd go with the cunty technique you did, though. Did your parents teach you to be a cunt like that? They were liberal teachers, right?

lol

Fuck yourself, faggot. Or hump my leg again so I can kick your dumb ass back across the street. Again. Shit dog.

Goddamn you sure memorize my personal details like a stalking faggot. Was your first queer experience with your neighbor or your dad?

Aside from that, thank you for this absolute gem: "Your response is to be a little cunt and whine about how the statistics are kept."

I mean, what UW Econ grad would give a fuck about "how the statistics are kept?"

You have a Gen Studies degree with an Econ emphasis, don't you? Never actually graduated. Just shown the door like the mistake you are.

What a moronic baboon you really are, dumbfuck. Keep flapping your mouth, internet tough guy. It's literally and obviously all you've got.

Meltdown.

lol

Is your lower lip quivering, puss boy? Telling lies to try to make yourself look like less of a cunt actually makes you look like more of a cunt. Didn't your teacher parents teach you this?

Maybe you should just quit poking the dog, you stupid fucking idiot. Did you ever think about that?

You're weak, dependent and feeble. Obviously. That's why you run your dumb fucking mouth.

I'll enjoy knocking your last two teeth out, pussy.

I'm quaking, Nancy.

lol

You seem upset. Maybe the Tug isn't the right place for you.

Sick burn, leech.

Keep using that Econ degree to ignore "how the statistics are kept."

I'd keep ducking that issue too, if I was wearing the dunce cap you're wearing right now.

Gotcha Bitch. And oh how easy it was.

 

[dflea]

You're such a fucking pussy, TurdEater. Everything you say is a lie, because that's what you have to do when you're a little punk ass bitch like you. I own you.

Gatorz guessed 350k dead, and that's what the CDC says. That's like taking a poll what the unemployment rate will be and the gweebing after the fact about how the labor dept calculates unemployment. A little bitch move.

You're a fucking worm, so I guess it isn't surprising you'd go with the cunty technique you did, though. Did your parents teach you to be a cunt like that? They were liberal teachers, right?

lol

Fuck yourself, faggot. Or hump my leg again so I can kick your dumb ass back across the street. Again. Shit dog.

Goddamn you sure memorize my personal details like a stalking faggot. Was your first queer experience with your neighbor or your dad?

Aside from that, thank you for this absolute gem: "Your response is to be a little cunt and whine about how the statistics are kept."

I mean, what UW Econ grad would give a fuck about "how the statistics are kept?"

You have a Gen Studies degree with an Econ emphasis, don't you? Never actually graduated. Just shown the door like the mistake you are.

What a moronic baboon you really are, dumbfuck. Keep flapping your mouth, internet tough guy. It's literally and obviously all you've got.

Meltdown.

lol

Is your lower lip quivering, puss boy? Telling lies to try to make yourself look like less of a cunt actually makes you look like more of a cunt. Didn't your teacher parents teach you this?

Maybe you should just quit poking the dog, you stupid fucking idiot. Did you ever think about that?

You're weak, dependent and feeble. Obviously. That's why you run your dumb fucking mouth.

I'll enjoy knocking your last two teeth out, pussy.

I'm quaking, Nancy.

lol

You seem upset. Maybe the Tug isn't the right place for you.

Sick burn, leech.

Keep using that Econ degree to ignore "how the statistics are kept."

I'd keep ducking that issue too, if I was wearing the dunce cap you're wearing right now.

Gotcha Bitch. And oh how easy it was.

I'm sure your liberal parents taught you that you had won when you really lost when you were a kid, too, so I understand what your issue is.

Besides being a complete fucking retard, I mean.

Want to fight?

 

[TurdBomber]

You're such a fucking pussy, TurdEater. Everything you say is a lie, because that's what you have to do when you're a little punk ass bitch like you. I own you.

Gatorz guessed 350k dead, and that's what the CDC says. That's like taking a poll what the unemployment rate will be and the gweebing after the fact about how the labor dept calculates unemployment. A little bitch move.

You're a fucking worm, so I guess it isn't surprising you'd go with the cunty technique you did, though. Did your parents teach you to be a cunt like that? They were liberal teachers, right?

lol

Fuck yourself, faggot. Or hump my leg again so I can kick your dumb ass back across the street. Again. Shit dog.

Goddamn you sure memorize my personal details like a stalking faggot. Was your first queer experience with your neighbor or your dad?

Aside from that, thank you for this absolute gem: "Your response is to be a little cunt and whine about how the statistics are kept."

I mean, what UW Econ grad would give a fuck about "how the statistics are kept?"

You have a Gen Studies degree with an Econ emphasis, don't you? Never actually graduated. Just shown the door like the mistake you are.

What a moronic baboon you really are, dumbfuck. Keep flapping your mouth, internet tough guy. It's literally and obviously all you've got.

Meltdown.

lol

Is your lower lip quivering, puss boy? Telling lies to try to make yourself look like less of a cunt actually makes you look like more of a cunt. Didn't your teacher parents teach you this?

Maybe you should just quit poking the dog, you stupid fucking idiot. Did you ever think about that?

You're weak, dependent and feeble. Obviously. That's why you run your dumb fucking mouth.

I'll enjoy knocking your last two teeth out, pussy.

I'm quaking, Nancy.

lol

You seem upset. Maybe the Tug isn't the right place for you.

Sick burn, leech.

Keep using that Econ degree to ignore "how the statistics are kept."

I'd keep ducking that issue too, if I was wearing the dunce cap you're wearing right now.

Gotcha Bitch. And oh how easy it was.

I'm sure your liberal parents taught you that you had won when you really lost when you were a kid, too, so I understand what your issue is.

Besides being a complete fucking retard, I mean.

Want to fight?

M-E-L-T-D-O-W-N

Sure

 

[dflea]

You're such a fucking pussy, TurdEater. Everything you say is a lie, because that's what you have to do when you're a little punk ass bitch like you. I own you.

Gatorz guessed 350k dead, and that's what the CDC says. That's like taking a poll what the unemployment rate will be and the gweebing after the fact about how the labor dept calculates unemployment. A little bitch move.

You're a fucking worm, so I guess it isn't surprising you'd go with the cunty technique you did, though. Did your parents teach you to be a cunt like that? They were liberal teachers, right?

lol

Fuck yourself, faggot. Or hump my leg again so I can kick your dumb ass back across the street. Again. Shit dog.

Goddamn you sure memorize my personal details like a stalking faggot. Was your first queer experience with your neighbor or your dad?

Aside from that, thank you for this absolute gem: "Your response is to be a little cunt and whine about how the statistics are kept."

I mean, what UW Econ grad would give a fuck about "how the statistics are kept?"

You have a Gen Studies degree with an Econ emphasis, don't you? Never actually graduated. Just shown the door like the mistake you are.

What a moronic baboon you really are, dumbfuck. Keep flapping your mouth, internet tough guy. It's literally and obviously all you've got.

Meltdown.

lol

Is your lower lip quivering, puss boy? Telling lies to try to make yourself look like less of a cunt actually makes you look like more of a cunt. Didn't your teacher parents teach you this?

Maybe you should just quit poking the dog, you stupid fucking idiot. Did you ever think about that?

You're weak, dependent and feeble. Obviously. That's why you run your dumb fucking mouth.

I'll enjoy knocking your last two teeth out, pussy.

I'm quaking, Nancy.

lol

You seem upset. Maybe the Tug isn't the right place for you.

Sick burn, leech.

Keep using that Econ degree to ignore "how the statistics are kept."

I'd keep ducking that issue too, if I was wearing the dunce cap you're wearing right now.

Gotcha Bitch. And oh how easy it was.

I'm sure your liberal parents taught you that you had won when you really lost when you were a kid, too, so I understand what your issue is.

Besides being a complete fucking retard, I mean.

Want to fight?

M-E-L-T-D-O-W-N

Sure

Sure you do, Sally. Got a 7-11 in mind? Better have your wife drive you so someone can drive your rig home afterward.

 

[TurdBomber]

You're such a fucking pussy, TurdEater. Everything you say is a lie, because that's what you have to do when you're a little punk ass bitch like you. I own you.

Gatorz guessed 350k dead, and that's what the CDC says. That's like taking a poll what the unemployment rate will be and the gweebing after the fact about how the labor dept calculates unemployment. A little bitch move.

You're a fucking worm, so I guess it isn't surprising you'd go with the cunty technique you did, though. Did your parents teach you to be a cunt like that? They were liberal teachers, right?

lol

Fuck yourself, faggot. Or hump my leg again so I can kick your dumb ass back across the street. Again. Shit dog.

Goddamn you sure memorize my personal details like a stalking faggot. Was your first queer experience with your neighbor or your dad?

Aside from that, thank you for this absolute gem: "Your response is to be a little cunt and whine about how the statistics are kept."

I mean, what UW Econ grad would give a fuck about "how the statistics are kept?"

You have a Gen Studies degree with an Econ emphasis, don't you? Never actually graduated. Just shown the door like the mistake you are.

What a moronic baboon you really are, dumbfuck. Keep flapping your mouth, internet tough guy. It's literally and obviously all you've got.

Meltdown.

lol

Is your lower lip quivering, puss boy? Telling lies to try to make yourself look like less of a cunt actually makes you look like more of a cunt. Didn't your teacher parents teach you this?

Maybe you should just quit poking the dog, you stupid fucking idiot. Did you ever think about that?

You're weak, dependent and feeble. Obviously. That's why you run your dumb fucking mouth.

I'll enjoy knocking your last two teeth out, pussy.

I'm quaking, Nancy.

lol

You seem upset. Maybe the Tug isn't the right place for you.

Sick burn, leech.

Keep using that Econ degree to ignore "how the statistics are kept."

I'd keep ducking that issue too, if I was wearing the dunce cap you're wearing right now.

Gotcha Bitch. And oh how easy it was.

I'm sure your liberal parents taught you that you had won when you really lost when you were a kid, too, so I understand what your issue is.

Besides being a complete fucking retard, I mean.

Want to fight?

M-E-L-T-D-O-W-N

Sure

Sure you do, Sally. Got a 7-11 in mind? Better have your wife drive you so someone can drive your rig home afterward.

I said sure.

Keep ducking. It's your forte.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Bump

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Kreist. Get a room, morons.

 

[RaceBannon]

http://twitter.com/TomBevanRCP/status/1346072702059212800?s=19

 

[WestlinnDuck]

Phuck the little guy in the middle seat. Of course, his cloth mask would make him pretty much invulnerable unless he took it off for those awesome nuts and a coke.

 

[DoogieMcDoogerson]

Bump

That is a great jiff man.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Bump

That is a great jiff man.

I made that for the raging Teq v. roadie wars. Proven to be more versatile.

 

[RaceBannon]

http://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1346468983654924290?s=20

Suckers

 

[doogie]

Quite honestly, I don’t see the problem.

Get in doses, shoot em up quick till they’re all gone.

Tell the Concerned Public, #sorryshrug.gif we’ll do better next time

Lather, rinse, repeat while giving Squeeky Wheel Karen the First prick from the next Vax shipment.

tick tick tick

Profit