Maximum Carnage Week Game Thread

https://twitter.com/adamcarolla/status/1557270800574533632

Those of us that grew up on Loveline were pre conditioned to see the Covid bullshit instantly.
 
Meanwhile in Texas, I get emails from my county judge saying: “like we say… No”
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I thought I was in Collin county. But turns out I'm on the wrong side of the street and in Denton county.

Why the fuck would a city be split between 2 counties? Who came up with this shit

You sound pour

You're on the poor side bro

You're like one step up from a Cambodian street child

I even made a scientific graph. As you see it gets shittier the further east so I extrapolated the numbers.

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Meanwhile in Texas, I get emails from my county judge saying: “like we say… No”
View attachment 51133

I thought I was in Collin county. But turns out I'm on the wrong side of the street and in Denton county.

Why the fuck would a city be split between 2 counties? Who came up with this shit

You sound pour

You're on the poor side bro

You're like one step up from a Cambodian street child

I even made a scientific graph. As you see it gets shittier the further east so I extrapolated the numbers.

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Can you help get me a tee time at the new TPC Frisco?
 
Meanwhile in Texas, I get emails from my county judge saying: “like we say… No”
View attachment 51133

I thought I was in Collin county. But turns out I'm on the wrong side of the street and in Denton county.

Why the fuck would a city be split between 2 counties? Who came up with this shit

You sound pour

You're on the poor side bro

You're like one step up from a Cambodian street child

I even made a scientific graph. As you see it gets shittier the further east so I extrapolated the numbers.

View attachment 51152

Can you help get me a tee time at the new TPC Frisco?

Is that the goofy area I have to drive through whenever I deviate from my route home to get Chipotle?

In that case, NO
 
Meanwhile in Texas, I get emails from my county judge saying: “like we say… No”
View attachment 51133

I thought I was in Collin county. But turns out I'm on the wrong side of the street and in Denton county.

Why the fuck would a city be split between 2 counties? Who came up with this shit

You sound pour

You're on the poor side bro

You're like one step up from a Cambodian street child

I even made a scientific graph. As you see it gets shittier the further east so I extrapolated the numbers.

View attachment 51152

Can you help get me a tee time at the new TPC Frisco?

Is that the goofy area I have to drive through whenever I deviate from my route home to get Chipotle?

In that case, NO

Darn. I was gonna ask for a place to stay after you got me the tee time.
 
Meanwhile in Texas, I get emails from my county judge saying: “like we say… No”
View attachment 51133

I thought I was in Collin county. But turns out I'm on the wrong side of the street and in Denton county.

Why the fuck would a city be split between 2 counties? Who came up with this shit

You sound pour

You're on the poor side bro

You're like one step up from a Cambodian street child

I even made a scientific graph. As you see it gets shittier the further east so I extrapolated the numbers.

View attachment 51152

I understood there would be no geography questions in this debate.

Chevy as Ford. Classic.
 
Meanwhile in Texas, I get emails from my county judge saying: “like we say… No”
View attachment 51133

I thought I was in Collin county. But turns out I'm on the wrong side of the street and in Denton county.

Why the fuck would a city be split between 2 counties? Who came up with this shit

You sound pour

You're on the poor side bro

You're like one step up from a Cambodian street child

I even made a scientific graph. As you see it gets shittier the further east so I extrapolated the numbers.

View attachment 51152

Can you help get me a tee time at the new TPC Frisco?

Is that the goofy area I have to drive through whenever I deviate from my route home to get Chipotle?

In that case, NO

Darn. I was gonna ask for a place to stay after you got me the tee time.

Lonestars place can probably be rented for about 12 bucks a night imo

Unless you are a science denier
 
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Meanwhile in Texas, I get emails from my county judge saying: “like we say… No”
View attachment 51133

I thought I was in Collin county. But turns out I'm on the wrong side of the street and in Denton county.

Why the fuck would a city be split between 2 counties? Who came up with this shit

You sound pour

You're on the poor side bro

You're like one step up from a Cambodian street child

I even made a scientific graph. As you see it gets shittier the further east so I extrapolated the numbers.

View attachment 51152

Sounds like you care, I’d put 81% odds you’re in an apartment, but tell me about all the gated communities around you

Choose a 7-11 parking lot, Let’s duel like Nebraska classy Texans do.
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https://twitter.com/LookoutLanding/status/1557185874000957441

You leftist fags in Western Washington deserve whatever post jab/post lockdown ills befall you. Fan boying this clown. Shameful.

Where is the Sweet Meteor O' Death when we need it most?

God Hates Seattle. And wants to torture it. Obviously.
 
https://twitter.com/LookoutLanding/status/1557185874000957441

You leftist fags in Western Washington deserve whatever post jab/post lockdown ills befall you. Fan boying this clown. Shameful.

Looks like last Friday was the last M's game I go to in a long time.
 
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