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Health update…. I had omicron going into January. 3rd week of January I had a weird allergic reaction and ended up in an ER because my throat was swelling. Steroids and antihistamine squashed it. I went to an allergist today, he believes it’s covid related, they’re seeing a ton of amped up allergic reactions and autoimmune after illness and it takes a month or two to clear. He wants me taking ivermectin as an anti-inflammatory for a month.

Fucking horse pills, what are the odds of that.
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So your doc is a Vet?
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To be fair, I have a huge dick
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I got the vid early Jan. 101 for 3 days, lost smell completely and everything tasted weird (back now). Was definitely sick with chills, no breathing problems. I got a sinus infection that created a lingering headache for 2 weeks (gone with antibiotics).

I definitely felt fatigued, like I wanted to sleep for 20 hours/day.

When I was at my sickest I was testing negative, when I started recovering I popped positive so who knows what the hell is going on. Basically got a 2 week vacation out of it (not allowed around office 10 days after positive test) and caught up on Ozarks/Witcher.
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What was the point of continuing to test?
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Fully vaxed gf is a teacher and brought the vid home.
She needed the household to be Covid free for 10 days before returning and had tests.

I wasn't standing in line asymptomatic or anything like that.
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You need a new gf.

You kept testing until you tested positive? That's fucking stupid.
 
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Health update…. I had omicron going into January. 3rd week of January I had a weird allergic reaction and ended up in an ER because my throat was swelling. Steroids and antihistamine squashed it. I went to an allergist today, he believes it’s covid related, they’re seeing a ton of amped up allergic reactions and autoimmune after illness and it takes a month or two to clear. He wants me taking ivermectin as an anti-inflammatory for a month.

Fucking horse pills, what are the odds of that.
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So your doc is a Vet?
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To be fair, I have a huge dick
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I got the vid early Jan. 101 for 3 days, lost smell completely and everything tasted weird (back now). Was definitely sick with chills, no breathing problems. I got a sinus infection that created a lingering headache for 2 weeks (gone with antibiotics).

I definitely felt fatigued, like I wanted to sleep for 20 hours/day.

When I was at my sickest I was testing negative, when I started recovering I popped positive so who knows what the hell is going on. Basically got a 2 week vacation out of it (not allowed around office 10 days after positive test) and caught up on Ozarks/Witcher.
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I nursed him back to health with hawt watch talk on the daily.
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Telling me sweet bedtime stories of the days you could walk into an AD and demand a discount for a Hulk.
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A friend of mine daughter is one of the instigators of the Pe Ell rebellion, I need to pick my friends better. Good thing I moved away from such a conservative area

Edit: mine's as Ty Willingham would say
 
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A friend of mine daughter is one of the instigators of the Pe Ell rebellion, I need to pick my friends better. Good thing I moved away from such a conservative area

Edit: mine's as Ty Willingham would say
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They will all be called insurrectionists by tomorrow.
 
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There are nine people in this picture.

Seven of them are athletes* in peak physical condition and under the age of 25.

One is a 62 year old, overweight, retired athlete who has had HIV for 31 years.

Who is the one not wearing a mask?
 
A friend of mine daughter is one of the instigators of the Pe Ell rebellion, I need to pick my friends better. Good thing I moved away from such a conservative area

Edit: mine's as Ty Willingham would say
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They will all be called insurrectionists by tomorrow.
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Yep. They'll be jailed and held for an indefinite amount of time without court proceedings of any kind.
 
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So it’s about messaging and not science. Got it.
 
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