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New Fish
USC : Kenny Rodgers singing lady
All glitz and you think that he should be a lot better than he ends up being. Sark and him both lost it for a bit and went totally wild.
UCLA – George Straight – Talented but you think he would be better with talent like that.
ASU: George Jones. Potentially unlimited talent being squandered. Also loves to party and you know ASU loves to party:
Arizona: Brooks and Dunn
consistently Okay… and that guy on the left looks like someone you would have your 4th scotch with in some Tucson living room.
Cal – Brad Paisley – Consistently not good.
Stanford – Garth Brooks – Making tons of money by not deviating from the formula.
Utah: Linda Rondstadt – Forever trying to get anyone else to believe that they belong.
Colorado: Zac Brown band – Seems pretty good if you are smoking weed.
Oregon: Reba McEntiry. Oregon was living in a run-down shack until they whored themselves out with bling and satin silk uniforms. They looked good for a couple of years but now they are back to being a bunch of has been bitches.
Oregon State: Randy Travis – He sucks but you can’t help but like him. You don’t totally know why.
WSU: Charlie Daniels Band – Let me hear your rebel yell COOGS
Washington – The fuckin Highwaymen. That’s right all of them. They did some good shit to usher in the 90’s and are looking better and better as time goes on.
UCLA – George Straight – Talented but you think he would be better with talent like that.
ASU: George Jones. Potentially unlimited talent being squandered. Also loves to party and you know ASU loves to party:
Arizona: Brooks and Dunn
Cal – Brad Paisley – Consistently not good.
Stanford – Garth Brooks – Making tons of money by not deviating from the formula.
Utah: Linda Rondstadt – Forever trying to get anyone else to believe that they belong.
Colorado: Zac Brown band – Seems pretty good if you are smoking weed.
Oregon: Reba McEntiry. Oregon was living in a run-down shack until they whored themselves out with bling and satin silk uniforms. They looked good for a couple of years but now they are back to being a bunch of has been bitches.
Oregon State: Randy Travis – He sucks but you can’t help but like him. You don’t totally know why.
WSU: Charlie Daniels Band – Let me hear your rebel yell COOGS
Washington – The fuckin Highwaymen. That’s right all of them. They did some good shit to usher in the 90’s and are looking better and better as time goes on.
