Massive Doog Boner

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

I remember Sark beating USC and the we're back bullshit, Dawgfather2.0. I really like the trajectory and what Deboners done so far, but James name needs to be omitted until we win a natty and pop off

It's funny how fast people forget 2016, 12-2 conference champs. Hottest coaching hire ever who clearly built something and by year three had everything firing on all cylinders. Better talent was coming down the pipeline. Clemson of the west.

A complete implosion by Deboer would be unremarkable given the nosedive we all just lived through.

Watching Rick hold the Rose Bowl trophy for the 3rd place in the nation DAWGS thinking of many many return trips for the Florida State of the west with our Joe Paterno of UW coach

Narrator

Within 8 years UW would be 0-12

Dying. Free shoes of the west

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.

Queue offseason natty.

Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody

New board motto?

 

[LongDukDong]

Where did I say he was comparable to DJ? I said he’s our first real coach since DJ.

Reading comprehension :smile:

 

[haie]

Where did I say he was comparable to DJ? I said he’s our first real coach since DJ.

English Class

 

[chuck]

I stopped reading replies. Maybe others realize this too. Longduckdong is a duck dong.

The OP is a troll. It's a piss poor one but it worked.

 

[LongDukDong]

I 100% agree that Longduckdong is a troll too

 

[RaceBannon]

I know that one of the Long Ducks hates me but I'm never sure which one

Why not both?

 

[chuck]

I 100% agree that Longduckdong is a troll too

Hmm. If you can't see that I was trying to give your post the benefit of the doubt then I can't help you.

 

[KimsCopperPenny]

After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.

Queue offseason natty.

Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody

Disagree

 

[FireCohen]

After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.

Queue offseason natty.

Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody

You have not seen me watch football

 

[dnc]

After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.

Queue offseason natty.

Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody

Unfortunately, after working 25+ years in law enforcement, some shit is creepy and not funny in any context

 

[Swaye]

Where did I say he was comparable to DJ? I said he’s our first real coach since DJ.

Reading comprehension :smile:

Engrish isn't my first language you goddamn little yellow bastard.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Where did I say he was comparable to DJ? I said he’s our first real coach since DJ.

Reading comprehension :smile:

Engrish isn't my first language you goddamn little yellow bastard.

Careful

 

[SwisherSweetboy]

Asian men have small penises.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Asian men have small penises.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Asian men have small penises.

 

[WoolleyDoog]

I remember Sark beating USC and the we're back bullshit, Dawgfather2.0. I really like the trajectory and what Deboners done so far, but James name needs to be omitted until we win a natty and pop off

It's funny how fast people forget 2016, 12-2 conference champs. Hottest coaching hire ever who clearly built something and by year three had everything firing on all cylinders. Better talent was coming down the pipeline. Clemson of the west.

A complete implosion by Deboer would be unremarkable given the nosedive we all just lived through.

Watching Rick hold the Rose Bowl trophy for the 3rd place in the nation DAWGS thinking of many many return trips for the Florida State of the west with our Joe Paterno of UW coach

Narrator

Within 8 years UW would be 0-12

It's possible UW is an easy place to win quickly but a hard place to sustain it. I'd lesser throw Sark in there going from 0-12 to 5-7 then 7-6 with a Holiday Bowl win.

 

[PurpleBaze]

I remember Sark beating USC and the we're back bullshit, Dawgfather2.0. I really like the trajectory and what Deboners done so far, but James name needs to be omitted until we win a natty and pop off

It's funny how fast people forget 2016, 12-2 conference champs. Hottest coaching hire ever who clearly built something and by year three had everything firing on all cylinders. Better talent was coming down the pipeline. Clemson of the west.

A complete implosion by Deboer would be unremarkable given the nosedive we all just lived through.

Watching Rick hold the Rose Bowl trophy for the 3rd place in the nation DAWGS thinking of many many return trips for the Florida State of the west with our Joe Paterno of UW coach

Narrator

Within 8 years UW would be 0-12

It's possible UW is an easy place to win quickly but a hard place to sustain[/b] it. I'd lesser throw Sark in there going from 0-12 to 5-7 then 7-6 with a Holiday Bowl win.

We don't get the sustainability award for winning consistency?

 

[gmo]

I remember Sark beating USC and the we're back bullshit, Dawgfather2.0. I really like the trajectory and what Deboners done so far, but James name needs to be omitted until we win a natty and pop off

It's funny how fast people forget 2016, 12-2 conference champs. Hottest coaching hire ever who clearly built something and by year three had everything firing on all cylinders. Better talent was coming down the pipeline. Clemson of the west.

A complete implosion by Deboer would be unremarkable given the nosedive we all just lived through.

Watching Rick hold the Rose Bowl trophy for the 3rd place in the nation DAWGS thinking of many many return trips for the Florida State of the west with our Joe Paterno of UW coach

Narrator

Within 8 years UW would be 0-12

It's possible UW is an easy place to win quickly but a hard place to sustain it. I'd lesser throw Sark in there going from 0-12 to 5-7 then 7-6 with a Holiday Bowl win.

there has been one coach since black and white TVs who has been able to. And when I say win, like real bowl games and big non conference games. Fuck outta here with Peterman's wins vs Stanford and OSU.

 

[RoadTrip]

After all these transfer portal commitments and literally everybody returning, my doog boner is off the Richter scale and pointing 90 degrees towards heaven[/b]. Hallelujah to our first REAL FOOTBALL COACH SINCE THE DAWGFATHER.

Queue offseason natty.

Here's to raging, massive doog boners tearing through sweatpants, cumming on everybody

I mean if his doog boner is 90 degrees while standing and pointing up, he might have more serious issues

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What's the deal with all the bent dick commercials these days? I mean WTF are you doing with your dick to have it end up looking like this in the first place?