Marissa Miller FS

[Tequilla]

Not THAT Marissa Miller ... but this Marissa Miller:
http://espn.go.com/chicago/nhl/stor...ckhawks-nix-stripper-online-petition-launched

1) There's sweet irony that she's got the same name as a famous swimsuit model

2) Doesn't she realize that the female "ice girls" are the equivalent of cheerleaders?

FYFMFE

 

[EsophagealFeces]

She's probably a lesbo, and seeing the ice girls dressed like sloots makes her BRB, JO, causing her to miss part of the next period, diminishing the value of her season tickets.