Mariota Puts the Couch for Sale On Craigslist

[Cuogar_Gold]

Classyhttp://twitter.com/ZacEllis/status/555448738714779648

Classiest press release I've read in sport.

Mariota is about as smart as Jake. Who I like. So F you. But neither of them are going to win any genius awards any time soon.

Dude has a General Science degree. They just don't hand those out to anybody.

Yep, total BS major, right up there with Swahili.
http://gensci.uoregon.edu/general-science-checksheet/

Well, I know I'm impressed with those "CIS" classes you have to take. For his final, did Mariota have to print "LOVE MY DUCKS" instead of "hello world!"?

I must admit though, as a former meth head from Springfield, I flunked out of this nose-to-the-grindstone school:
http://music.uoregon.edu/areas-study/scholarly-areas/music-theory

Then I transferred to Lane Community College and finally got a job.

 

[RoadDawg55]

Classyhttp://twitter.com/ZacEllis/status/555448738714779648

Classiest press release I've read in sport.

Mariota is about as smart as Jake. Who I like. So F you. But neither of them are going to win any genius awards any time soon.

Locker makes almost anyone look like Einstein. The guy had his helmet over his eyes and thought he was blind.

 

[H_D]

It's official. Mariota is selling the couch
http://www.goducks.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=500&ATCLID=209848831

Said couch

That is one of the classiest couches for sale in the country.

I'm sure it's covered with jizz and bodily fluids, but still....classy.

 

[MisterEm]

Classyhttp://twitter.com/ZacEllis/status/555448738714779648

Classiest press release I've read in sport.

Mariota is about as smart as Jake. Who I like. So F you. But neither of them are going to win any genius awards any time soon.

Dude has a General Science degree. They just don't hand those out to anybody.

Yep, total BS major, right up there with Swahili.
http://gensci.uoregon.edu/general-science-checksheet/

That Quook curriculum is not worthy of a B.S..

First of all.. Swahili isn't a terrible B.A degree with junior level math purporting to be a "Science B.S. degree." It's a language B.A. ...nothing more. Nothing less.

Take your chemistry, math, physics, and calculus series from an actual research university with all the STEM students in class together (not just biological sciences) then pop off. You know the ones that grade on the curve and tell you to pound sand when you can't cut it.... competitive admissions and stuff.

If you're impressed with that special ed curriculum... it's clear you're not a STEM guy.

Know your place.

Swahili B.A. > General Science phony degree from Eugene.

 

[AZDuck]

Funny stuff. A general science degree (2 years of calculus as a pre-req) is pretty impressive for any athlete, though. Who knows which track he was on? If he was taking chemistry or physics- that's a tough pre-med-type curriculum. If he was taking psychology, not so much.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Classyhttp://twitter.com/ZacEllis/status/555448738714779648

Classiest press release I've read in sport.

Mariota is about as smart as Jake. Who I like. So F you. But neither of them are going to win any genius awards any time soon.

Dude has a General Science degree. They just don't hand those out to anybody.

Yep, total BS major, right up there with Swahili.
http://gensci.uoregon.edu/general-science-checksheet/

That Quook curriculum is not worthy of a B.S..

First of all.. Swahili isn't a terrible B.A degree with junior level math purporting to be a "Science B.S. degree." It's a language B.A. ...nothing more. Nothing less.

Take your chemistry, math, physics, and calculus series from an actual research university with all the STEM students in class together (not just biological sciences) then pop off. You know the ones that grade on the curve and tell you to pound sand when you can't cut it.... competitive admissions and stuff.

If you're impressed with that special ed curriculum... it's clear you're not a STEM guy.

Know your place.

Swahili B.A. > General Science phony degree from Eugene.

Gilby > Ty