Mariners Opening Day Thread

Nice to see them getting a run back with a SF. Get the runs one run at a time. If you do that more than the other team does, your chances of winning will greatly improve.
 
Does anyone actually watch the Mariners? I don't enjoy watching baseball in general, but the M's are fucking dreadful. I haven't watch an inning since 2010.
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Smartest comment in this entire thread.
 
Does anyone actually watch the Mariners? I don't enjoy watching baseball in general, but the M's are fucking dreadful. I haven't watch an inning since 2010.
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This needs to be moved to the Baseball Bored. Mods?
 
that was vintage smoak. Double with no one on. Hits a hopeless fly ball with men in scoring position. Why the fuck did they not sign kendrys?
 
What does that asshole Ron Fairly have to say now about Almonte? ROFL!

Probably sitting in his mom's basement with a boner in his sweatpants.
 
What does that asshole Ron Fairly have to say now about Almonte? ROFL!

Probably sitting in his mom's basement with a boner in his sweatpants.
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Actually my mom is in a pewter urn in my basement. And I haven't taken my cialis so no boner in my boxers.
 
that was vintage smoak. Double with no one on. Hits a hopeless fly ball with men in scoring position. Why the fuck did they not sign kendrys?
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Arizona123?

 
The Mariners said they need to copy the 12th man. They said they need the crowd to be the 10th man. So they aren't going to use a DH?
 
The Mariners said they need to copy the 12th man. They said they need the crowd to be the 10th man. So they aren't going to use a DH?
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Might as well have the 10th man and have the pitcher hit. Haven't had a DH that could hit since 'gar (ILTCHT)
 
I'm not going to be a marinoor and claim this is a sign the mariners are back but that win was unmariner like in that they used clutch hitting and patience to grind it out.
It's one game, I still can 'to see more than 78 wins
 
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I'm not going to be a marinoor and claim this is a sign the mariners are back but that win was unmariner like in that they used clutch hitting and patience to grind it out.
It's one game, I still can 'to see more than 78 wins
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It's like that magical 1995 season when they refused to lose. Solid pitching kept them in the game until the offense finally woke up and not only took the lead in the late innings but ran away withing.

Starting rotation is a #fuckingdreckfest until kuma and Walker come back. It's Felix and .... pray for rain
 
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