better get to the league fast
LOTS have to go wrong for you to get a girl pregnant inadvertently...
1. Don't ask chick if she is on birth control
2. Don't use a condom
3. Don't convince her she should have an abortion
4. Coathanger failure
LOTS have to go wrong for you to get a girl pregnant inadvertently...
1. Don't ask chick if she is on birth control
2. Don't use a condom
3. Don't convince her she should have an abortion
4. Coathanger failure
Would you say coathanger failure is due to:
a) operator error?
b) faulty design?
c) not enough rust?
d) janet reno?
Dumb fucker
Cue the Seattle Times fluff piece about Peters playing for his little one and reaching a new level of intensity.
Cue the Seattle Times fluff piece about Peters playing for his little one and reaching a new level of intensity.
Yup, no shit.
I can't stand these retarded human interest pieces.
Cue the Seattle Times fluff piece about Peters playing for his little one and reaching a new level of intensity.
Yup, no shit.
I can't stand these retarded human interest pieces.
The reason why I hate human interest pieces is because I like football. I don't watch football to tune into the Lifetime channel. IDGAS what goes on off the field, whether our players are hugging puppies, raping them or getting drunk at frats and picking on retarded kids.
Bishop Sankey is a nice guy and probably went to church and shit, Marcus Peters is a no bullshit guy from Oakland and probably listens to bad music... you know why I know who either one of them are? Because I like what they do on the football field and the team they play (or played) for.
Two of my favorites because of football... as soon as you start telling stories about people outside of football, they're just people. Oh, Jaydon Mickens likes lettuce? So the fuck what? Danny Shelton has dogs? Me too. WGAF?
I don't like people, I like football. Fuck all that "Humans of New York" shit.
I can tell I'm hung over because while I'm rambling on, I have the meta-sense of me rambling, which I don't usually.
Cue the Seattle Times fluff piece about Peters playing for his little one and reaching a new level of intensity.
Roone Aldridge is to blame and most of you don't know who he was.
He destroyed Olympic coverage with Up Close and Personal and it spread like a virus.
Guys will watch but the bull shit fluff pulls in the chicks.
Women are stupid water is wet Allah Akbar