Marcus Henderson III, 4* OL, Memphis, TN (Memphis University School)

There is a concern about cyber bullying in this shithole?

Yes, participation trophies doesn’t like me and I want to slap him. Also, I told crazy Larry I wanted to sacrifice him which is apparently off limits, socially unacceptable, and another form of cyber bulling. Guess I’m a hypocrite.
 
OFFER HIM

Woah... tap the brakes, dude. We haven't even collected his blood, urine, semen, or stool samples yet... and he's only completed half his psych evals. We also haven't fully broken down his pee wee football film yet or spoken to any of his grade school teachers. Once all of this is complete... and we get the results of his 23andMe profile as well as his NSA security clearance request... then, maybe, we can talk about offering. Trust the process.

Ehh

You're allowed to laugh. It actually feels good.

If laughing doesn't feel good by itself, stick your finger up your butt and then laugh. Awesome.

Still not feeling good. Can I put my fingers in your pooper and laugh?

I’m not liking this can’t see who WTF’d your posts.

My guess is PGOS is still fagging out and down voting and wtf’ing all my posts like the bitch that he is.

👋 participation trophies 🖕🏽

Have an abuse, bitch
 
It's funny because I can still see who all is flagging who. Ever since this shit went anonymous there have been more flags than ever. Mod powers rule. Except for Hondo - that has stayed at his usual level of 90% of his posts are buried under 5+ WTFs.
 
It's funny because I can still see who all is flagging who. Ever since this shit went anonymous there have been more flags than ever. Mod powers rule. Except for Hondo - that has stayed at his usual level of 90% of his posts are buried under 5+ WTFs.

Dude you are just a token injun that Stalin has to have around to meet the diversity quota
 
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It's funny because I can still see who all is flagging who. Ever since this shit went anonymous there have been more flags than ever. Mod powers rule. Except for Hondo - that has stayed at his usual level of 90% of his posts are buried under 5+ WTFs.

Dude you are just a token injun that Stalin has to have around to meet the diversity quota

I'm okay with this. How do you think I got into UW and flew planes in the Navy? I am ALWAYS the quota hire. I have always been comfortable with my success being due to white peoples guilt. Duh. The only thing thats debatable is whether or not a trailer park and Orkin qualifies as success.
 
It's funny because I can still see who all is flagging who. Ever since this shit went anonymous there have been more flags than ever. Mod powers rule. Except for Hondo - that has stayed at his usual level of 90% of his posts are buried under 5+ WTFs.

Dude you are just a token injun that Stalin has to have around to meet the diversity quota

I'm okay with this. How do you think I got into UW and flew planes in the Navy? I am ALWAYS the quota hire. I have always been comfortable with my success being due to white peoples guilt. Duh. The only thing thats debatable is whether or not a trailer park and Orkin qualifies as success.

Does the trailer park have a bar and a strip club?
 
It's funny because I can still see who all is flagging who. Ever since this shit went anonymous there have been more flags than ever. Mod powers rule. Except for Hondo - that has stayed at his usual level of 90% of his posts are buried under 5+ WTFs.

Dude you are just a token injun that Stalin has to have around to meet the diversity quota

I'm okay with this. How do you think I got into UW and flew planes in the Navy? I am ALWAYS the quota hire. I have always been comfortable with my success being due to white peoples guilt. Duh. The only thing thats debatable is whether or not a trailer park and Orkin qualifies as success.

Well, you always have udub and the navy to look back fondly upon.
 
It's funny because I can still see who all is flagging who. Ever since this shit went anonymous there have been more flags than ever. Mod powers rule. Except for Hondo - that has stayed at his usual level of 90% of his posts are buried under 5+ WTFs.

Dude you are just a token injun that Stalin has to have around to meet the diversity quota

I'm okay with this. How do you think I got into UW and flew planes in the Navy? I am ALWAYS the quota hire. I have always been comfortable with my success being due to white peoples guilt. Duh. The only thing thats debatable is whether or not a trailer park and Orkin qualifies as success.

Does the trailer park have a bar and a strip club?

Yeah. It's an illegal one run out of a trailer two doors down. And we have a webcam girl trailer right across from me. I am in poor white trash sexual nirvana here.
 
It's funny because I can still see who all is flagging who. Ever since this shit went anonymous there have been more flags than ever. Mod powers rule. Except for Hondo - that has stayed at his usual level of 90% of his posts are buried under 5+ WTFs.

Dude you are just a token injun that Stalin has to have around to meet the diversity quota

I'm okay with this. How do you think I got into UW and flew planes in the Navy? I am ALWAYS the quota hire. I have always been comfortable with my success being due to white peoples guilt. Duh. The only thing thats debatable is whether or not a trailer park and Orkin qualifies as success.

Trailer park superiority guy here. It does.
 
Ektard said we're done recruiting scholarship O-lineman so we're getting this kid. Probably just needs to get his grades up first semester of his Senior year to earn an offer. Seems like he's waiting on it.

Ektard also said Hatchett is strictly a Guard for UW so he's gonna be a Tackle.

Best O-line class ever:

LT: Roger Rosengarten
OG: Gaard Memmelaar
OC: Myles Murao
OG: Marcus Henderson
RT: Geirean Hatchett
 
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Ektard said we're done recruiting scholarship O-lineman so we're getting this kid. Probably just needs to get his grades up first semester of his Senior year to earn an offer. Seems like he's waiting on it.

Ektard also said Hatchett is strictly a Guard for UW so he's gonna be a Tackle.

Best O-line class ever:

LT: Roger Rosengarten
OG: Gaard Memmelaar
OC: Myles Murao
OG: Marcus Henderson
RT: Geirean Hatchett

Despite his name, I think Gaard will end up being a RT for us
 
Ektard said we're done recruiting scholarship O-lineman so we're getting this kid. Probably just needs to get his grades up first semester of his Senior year to earn an offer. Seems like he's waiting on it.

Ektard also said Hatchett is strictly a Guard for UW so he's gonna be a Tackle.

Best O-line class ever:

LT: Roger Rosengarten
OG: Gaard Memmelaar
OC: Myles Murao
OG: Marcus Henderson
RT: Geirean Hatchett

Despite his name, I think Gaard will end up being a RT for us

He certainly could, but he has the strongest build out of all of our O-line commits so it's best for the team that he plays Guard where more power and strength is necessary.
 
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Ektard said we're done recruiting scholarship O-lineman so we're getting this kid. Probably just needs to get his grades up first semester of his Senior year to earn an offer. Seems like he's waiting on it.

Ektard also said Hatchett is strictly a Guard for UW so he's gonna be a Tackle.

Best O-line class ever:

LT: Roger Rosengarten
OG: Gaard Memmelaar
OC: Myles Murao
OG: Marcus Henderson
RT: Geirean Hatchett

This is like shit dreams are made of good.
 
If it means running over other fucking teams and play action bombs I'm for it. Bush Hamdam FS so it will be pass to set up run.
 
Ektard said we're done recruiting scholarship O-lineman so we're getting this kid. Probably just needs to get his grades up first semester of his Senior year to earn an offer. Seems like he's waiting on it.

Ektard also said Hatchett is strictly a Guard for UW so he's gonna be a Tackle.

Best O-line class ever:

LT: Roger Rosengarten
OG: Gaard Memmelaar
OC: Myles Murao
OG: Marcus Henderson
RT: Geirean Hatchett

I cataclysmed
 
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