Marcus Farria is Gone

Do you not know where to buy gasoline at? I can point you in the right direction.

Where he lives, he can't even pump it himself. He'll have to have someone else douse him.
 
If you can't pass classes as a notable football player you are trying to fail.

When did Washington ever care about players passing classes? Word from those that know was that Corey Dillion got a 0.0 GPA and couldn't read.

When I started my AIDS-fueled hiatus months ago, I would have bet Sven's $20 that this shitbrain would have been run by the time I got back. I've lost all faith in this bored. I might tell have to LEAVE!!!!!!11!!!!!! permanently.

You came back just in time to see a new season begin... and see 12 in a row happen again.
 
Skipped voluntary workouts, multiple failed drug tests, late to meetings and practice.... was on probation and failing to comply.
 
Skipped voluntary workouts, multiple failed drug tests, late to meetings and practice.... was on probation and failing to comply.

Sounds like he'll be heading to Louisville with Vatuvei and Sample!

Louisville will be loaded with former UW edge.
 
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So to recap:
(1) Farria is super talented, tons of big programs interested
(2) kid is troubled (we don't know the specifics) but a bunch of programs back off.
(3) sark & tosh roll the dice and take a kid that has a lot of red flags, but they get a "4 star" who had "offers" from major programs
(4) doogs rejoice. Sark's sizzle is hot!
(5) predictably, the kid has issues adjusting and when an actual coach takes over, you know, one who cares about showing up for workouts and other minor things, he gets kicked off the team.
(6) Pete gets another stud DL to enroll, one with academic issues but, as far as we know, no disciplinary concerns
(6) doogs piss and moan and hope that sark reaches out to farria (yes, they want him to suit up for our rival). Pete is also told to go teach at a church school (whatever that means).
(7) Petersen dngaf and goes about his business getting ready to win titles.
 
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