Major FREE PUB! for Jack Lockner

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-s...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[IrishDawg22]

What is your over/under on games before Whitehurst saves Whisenhunt's job??

This is the year my boy Jake goes to the Pro Bowl (not on vacaction).

 

[QuornDawg]

What is your over/under on games before Whitehurst saves Whisenhunt's job??

This is the year my boy Jake goes to the Pro Bowl (not on vacaction).

5

 

[fivehundredmileDAWG]

I think maybe he will switch to safety ....

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Locker is having a breakout year this year. Jack has gotten lots of shit on this bored, and some of it is well deserved. But the dude has had some really fucking unlucky break. Sark and Willy were fucktards that didnt know what they were doing or how to use him, and he's had some freak injuries. That late hit Muhammad put on him last year was horse shit.

 

[HuskyJW]

I only want him to succeed so you can be wrong.

 

[RoadDawg55]

Locker isn't as bad as Sven thinks he is, but he will never be a winning NFL QB. Maybe with a good team around him he could go 9-7 and squeak into the playoffs, but that's his ceiling.

 

[AEB]

Locker isn't as bad as Sven thinks he is, but he will never be a winning NFL QB. Maybe with a good team around him he could go 9-7 and squeak into the playoffs, but that's his ceiling.

Fact. So... what's that worth? 6yrs $60mm with $30mm guaranteed?

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Locker isn't as bad as Sven thinks he is, but he will never be a winning NFL QB. Maybe with a good team around him he could go 9-7 and squeak into the playoffs, but that's his ceiling.

Fact. So... what's that worth? 6yrs $60mm with $30mm guaranteed?

At least that considering that Andy Fucking Dalton got $19mil per season.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Locker isn't as bad as Sven thinks he is, but he will never be a winning NFL QB. Maybe with a good team around him he could go 9-7 and squeak into the playoffs, but that's his ceiling.

Fact. So... what's that worth? 6yrs $60mm with $30mm guaranteed?

At least that considering that Andy Fucking Dalton got $19mil per season.

Clear your fucking throad.

Dalton's got issues, but he's worlds above Lockner. He's getting paid just like Ryan, Romo, and Cutler are.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Locker isn't as bad as Sven thinks he is, but he will never be a winning NFL QB. Maybe with a good team around him he could go 9-7 and squeak into the playoffs, but that's his ceiling.

Fact. So... what's that worth? 6yrs $60mm with $30mm guaranteed?

At least that considering that Andy Fucking Dalton got $19mil per season.

Clear your fucking throad.

Dalton's got issues, but he's worlds above Lockner. He's getting paid just like Ryan, Romo, and Cutler are.

Quite a list of overrated dreck, IMO.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Locker isn't as bad as Sven thinks he is, but he will never be a winning NFL QB. Maybe with a good team around him he could go 9-7 and squeak into the playoffs, but that's his ceiling.

Fact. So... what's that worth? 6yrs $60mm with $30mm guaranteed?

At least that considering that Andy Fucking Dalton got $19mil per season.

Clear your fucking throad.

Dalton's got issues, but he's worlds above Lockner. He's getting paid just like Ryan, Romo, and Cutler are.

Quite a list of overrated dreck, IMO.

That was the joke. I don't get the outrage over Dalton relative to those guys.

 

[dnc]

Locker isn't as bad as Sven thinks he is, but he will never be a winning NFL QB. Maybe with a good team around him he could go 9-7 and squeak into the playoffs, but that's his ceiling.

Fact. So... what's that worth? 6yrs $60mm with $30mm guaranteed?

At least that considering that Andy Fucking Dalton got $19mil per season.

Clear your fucking throad.

Dalton's got issues, but he's worlds above Lockner. He's getting paid just like Ryan, Romo, and Cutler are.

I'd take any of those three well before Dalton.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Locker isn't as bad as Sven thinks he is, but he will never be a winning NFL QB. Maybe with a good team around him he could go 9-7 and squeak into the playoffs, but that's his ceiling.

Fact. So... what's that worth? 6yrs $60mm with $30mm guaranteed?

At least that considering that Andy Fucking Dalton got $19mil per season.

Clear your fucking throad.

Dalton's got issues, but he's worlds above Lockner. He's getting paid just like Ryan, Romo, and Cutler are.

I'd take any of those three well before Dalton.

I agree with both of you. I'd rank them:
1. Ryan
2. Romo
3. Cutler

4. The ginger

5. Jack H. Lockner

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Locker isn't as bad as Sven thinks he is, but he will never be a winning NFL QB. Maybe with a good team around him he could go 9-7 and squeak into the playoffs, but that's his ceiling.

Fact. So... what's that worth? 6yrs $60mm with $30mm guaranteed?

At least that considering that Andy Fucking Dalton got $19mil per season.

Clear your fucking throad.

Dalton's got issues, but he's worlds above Lockner. He's getting paid just like Ryan, Romo, and Cutler are.

I'd take any of those three well before Dalton.

I agree with both of you. I'd rank them:
1. Ryan
2. Romo
3. Cutler

4. The ginger

5. Cal
6. Jack H. Lockner

 

[CheersWestDawg]

Locker isn't as bad as Sven thinks he is, but he will never be a winning NFL QB. Maybe with a good team around him he could go 9-7 and squeak into the playoffs, but that's his ceiling.

Fact. So... what's that worth? 6yrs $60mm with $30mm guaranteed?

At least that considering that Andy Fucking Dalton got $19mil per season.

Clear your fucking throad.

Dalton's got issues, but he's worlds above Lockner. He's getting paid just like Ryan, Romo, and Cutler are.

I'd take any of those three well before Dalton.

I agree with both of you. I'd rank them:
1. Ryan
2. Romo
3. Cutler

4. The ginger

5. Cal
6. Jack H. Lockner

Cal and Jack are still too high.

 

[Doogles]

Is LockerDoog2014 still an available username?

This is the final year I give Locker before I take off my Jesus Christ Superstar glasses.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Is LockerDoog2014 still an available username?

This is the final year I give Locker before I take off my Jesus Christ Superstar glasses.

I take it you didn't start following the Huskies until 2011 or so?

 

[allpurpleallgold]

Locker is having a breakout year this year. Jack has gotten lots of shit on this bored, and some of it is well deserved. But the dude has had some really fucking unlucky break. Sark and Willy were fucktards that didnt know what they were doing or how to use him, and he's had some freak injuries. That late hit Muhammad put on him last year was horse shit.

Lockner chose Ty. That's not unlucky. That should tell you something.

 

[Cuogar_Gold]

Jake sucked and will always suck. I'd take piece of shit Tuel_Time over his broken husk any day of the week.