Lonyatta (Junior) Alexander, 2021 3* WR, Burien (Kennedy Catholic), WA (Through the Portal)

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Another recruit that we'd be underwhelmed/pissed about getting but we're gonna pretend like we're mad when he gets crystal balled somewhere else.

I mean, we’re struggling with Plan B guys.

Erm likes to stick his head in the ground and pretend we aren’t getting the Eastside Catholic pickup truck bed treatment.

Ranking of recruiting success;
Land Plan A recruit
Miss Plan A, land Plan B(everyone will bitch)
Try and miss on Plan B(everyone will bitch) leading to Plan C (everyone will bitch again)

I mean, we're doing well with Emeka, reportedly, and players/coaches are still in contact with Troy, reportedly. I wouldn't say we've struck out on our plan A guys quite yet. Junior has proven he can land big-time WR. Lonyatta is kind of a JAG who has been boosted by the guy throwing to him. I'm not going to get my strawberry-flavored panties in a twist about him. LIPO.

I need your optimism in the reals, not on this bored of hate and despair.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Another recruit that we'd be underwhelmed/pissed about getting but we're gonna pretend like we're mad when he gets crystal balled somewhere else.

I mean, we’re struggling with Plan B guys.

Erm likes to stick his head in the ground and pretend we aren’t getting the Eastside Catholic pickup truck bed treatment.

Ranking of recruiting success;
Land Plan A recruit
Miss Plan A, land Plan B(everyone will bitch)
Try and miss on Plan B(everyone will bitch) leading to Plan C (everyone will bitch again)

I mean, we're doing well with Emeka, reportedly, and players/coaches are still in contact with Troy, reportedly. I wouldn't say we've struck out on our plan A guys quite yet. Junior has proven he can land big-time WR. Lonyatta is kind of a JAG who has been boosted by the guy throwing to him. I'm not going to get my strawberry-flavored panties in a twist about him. LIPO.

I need your optimism in the reals, not on this bored of hate and despair.

I find it healthier to be hopeful than hopeless when it comes to UW football. I'm likely going to be disappointed either way so I choose optimism. Trust me, I'm much more cynical in the reals. There's no hope for humanity, for example.

 

[FremontTroll]

Another recruit that we'd be underwhelmed/pissed about getting but we're gonna pretend like we're mad when he gets crystal balled somewhere else.

I mean, we’re struggling with Plan B guys.

Erm likes to stick his head in the ground and pretend we aren’t getting the Eastside Catholic pickup truck bed treatment.

Ranking of recruiting success;
Land Plan A recruit
Miss Plan A, land Plan B(everyone will bitch)
Try and miss on Plan B(everyone will bitch) leading to Plan C (everyone will bitch again)

I mean, we're doing well with Emeka, reportedly, and players/coaches are still in contact with Troy, reportedly. I wouldn't say we've struck out on our plan A guys quite yet. Junior has proven he can land big-time WR. Lonyatta is kind of a JAG who has been boosted by the guy throwing to him. I'm not going to get my strawberry-flavored panties in a twist about him. LIPO.

Troy is gone. Let him go holding on to hope is just pathetic.

What does “doing well” even mean? Emeka’s recruitment has been hard to read for me but either way we would be hearing that “doing well” bullshit from the usual suspects.

Emeka is one recruit. The most important sure but are we not taking more than one WR? Junior and Tinae should have been slam dunks. If we don’t get them both then hopefully we can beat out Wazzu for Nunnally and whichever other WR is next to get an offer.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Another recruit that we'd be underwhelmed/pissed about getting but we're gonna pretend like we're mad when he gets crystal balled somewhere else.

I mean, we’re struggling with Plan B guys.

Erm likes to stick his head in the ground and pretend we aren’t getting the Eastside Catholic pickup truck bed treatment.

Ranking of recruiting success;
Land Plan A recruit
Miss Plan A, land Plan B(everyone will bitch)
Try and miss on Plan B(everyone will bitch) leading to Plan C (everyone will bitch again)

I mean, we're doing well with Emeka, reportedly, and players/coaches are still in contact with Troy, reportedly. I wouldn't say we've struck out on our plan A guys quite yet. Junior has proven he can land big-time WR. Lonyatta is kind of a JAG who has been boosted by the guy throwing to him. I'm not going to get my strawberry-flavored panties in a twist about him. LIPO.

Troy is gone. Let him go holding on to hope is just pathetic.

What does “doing well” even mean? Emeka’s recruitment has been hard to read for me but either way we would be hearing that “doing well” bullshit from the usual suspects.

Emeka is one recruit. The most important sure but are we not taking more than one WR? Junior and Tinae should have been slam dunks. If we don’t get them both then hopefully we can beat out Wazzu for Nunnally and whichever other WR is next to get an offer.

Lonyatta is a JAG. Does he have pictures of you with that buxom blonde at the hotel lounge or something?

 

[FremontTroll]

Another recruit that we'd be underwhelmed/pissed about getting but we're gonna pretend like we're mad when he gets crystal balled somewhere else.

I mean, we’re struggling with Plan B guys.

Erm likes to stick his head in the ground and pretend we aren’t getting the Eastside Catholic pickup truck bed treatment.

Ranking of recruiting success;
Land Plan A recruit
Miss Plan A, land Plan B(everyone will bitch)
Try and miss on Plan B(everyone will bitch) leading to Plan C (everyone will bitch again)

I mean, we're doing well with Emeka, reportedly, and players/coaches are still in contact with Troy, reportedly. I wouldn't say we've struck out on our plan A guys quite yet. Junior has proven he can land big-time WR. Lonyatta is kind of a JAG who has been boosted by the guy throwing to him. I'm not going to get my strawberry-flavored panties in a twist about him. LIPO.

Troy is gone. Let him go holding on to hope is just pathetic.

What does “doing well” even mean? Emeka’s recruitment has been hard to read for me but either way we would be hearing that “doing well” bullshit from the usual suspects.

Emeka is one recruit. The most important sure but are we not taking more than one WR? Junior and Tinae should have been slam dunks. If we don’t get them both then hopefully we can beat out Wazzu for Nunnally and whichever other WR is next to get an offer.

Lonyatta is a JAG. Does he have pictures of you with that buxom blonde at the hotel lounge or something?

Again, trying and failing to land a JAG is worse than landing said JAG.

It’s not just about Alexander it’s about what such a failure says about UW’s larger recruiting strategy and chances.

Which, if you’d internalized that point when I first made it weeks ago, might have prepared you for the recent string of shitty results.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Another recruit that we'd be underwhelmed/pissed about getting but we're gonna pretend like we're mad when he gets crystal balled somewhere else.

I mean, we’re struggling with Plan B guys.

Erm likes to stick his head in the ground and pretend we aren’t getting the Eastside Catholic pickup truck bed treatment.

Ranking of recruiting success;
Land Plan A recruit
Miss Plan A, land Plan B(everyone will bitch)
Try and miss on Plan B(everyone will bitch) leading to Plan C (everyone will bitch again)

I mean, we're doing well with Emeka, reportedly, and players/coaches are still in contact with Troy, reportedly. I wouldn't say we've struck out on our plan A guys quite yet. Junior has proven he can land big-time WR. Lonyatta is kind of a JAG who has been boosted by the guy throwing to him. I'm not going to get my strawberry-flavored panties in a twist about him. LIPO.

Troy is gone. Let him go holding on to hope is just pathetic.

What does “doing well” even mean? Emeka’s recruitment has been hard to read for me but either way we would be hearing that “doing well” bullshit from the usual suspects.

Emeka is one recruit. The most important sure but are we not taking more than one WR? Junior and Tinae should have been slam dunks. If we don’t get them both then hopefully we can beat out Wazzu for Nunnally and whichever other WR is next to get an offer.

Lonyatta is a JAG. Does he have pictures of you with that buxom blonde at the hotel lounge or something?

Again, trying and failing to land a JAG is worse than landing said JAG.

It’s not just about Alexander it’s about what such a failure says about UW’s larger recruiting strategy and chances.

Which, if you’d internalized that point when I first made it weeks ago, might have prepared you for the recent string of shitty results.

Who says we're trying to land him? We can't get bent about not landing a guy that we're not trying to land. That's just science.

 

[GaryFromTeenMom]

big 7-8 inchers coming in now from Biggins, Angulo, Ektard to ASU.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

big 7-8 inchers coming in now from Biggins, Angulo, Ektard to ASU.

Are they throbbing?

 

[LesGrossman]

big 7-8 inchers coming in now from Biggins, Angulo, Ektard to ASU.

Are they throbbing?

@PurpleThrobber ?

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Another recruit that we'd be underwhelmed/pissed about getting but we're gonna pretend like we're mad when he gets crystal balled somewhere else.

I mean, we’re struggling with Plan B guys.

Erm likes to stick his head in the ground and pretend we aren’t getting the Eastside Catholic pickup truck bed treatment.

Ranking of recruiting success;
Land Plan A recruit
Miss Plan A, land Plan B(everyone will bitch)
Try and miss on Plan B(everyone will bitch) leading to Plan C (everyone will bitch again)

I mean, we're doing well with Emeka, reportedly, and players/coaches are still in contact with Troy, reportedly. I wouldn't say we've struck out on our plan A guys quite yet. Junior has proven he can land big-time WR. Lonyatta is kind of a JAG who has been boosted by the guy throwing to him. I'm not going to get my strawberry-flavored panties in a twist about him. LIPO.

I need your optimism in the reals, not on this bored of hate and despair.

I find it healthier to be hopeful than hopeless when it comes to UW football. I'm likely going to be disappointed either way so I choose optimism. Trust me, I'm much more cynical in the reals. There's no hope for humanity, for example.

Given. I gave up on humanity years ago.

Just give up all together. Makes things easier.

 

[FremontTroll]

Another recruit that we'd be underwhelmed/pissed about getting but we're gonna pretend like we're mad when he gets crystal balled somewhere else.

I mean, we’re struggling with Plan B guys.

Erm likes to stick his head in the ground and pretend we aren’t getting the Eastside Catholic pickup truck bed treatment.

Ranking of recruiting success;
Land Plan A recruit
Miss Plan A, land Plan B(everyone will bitch)
Try and miss on Plan B(everyone will bitch) leading to Plan C (everyone will bitch again)

I mean, we're doing well with Emeka, reportedly, and players/coaches are still in contact with Troy, reportedly. I wouldn't say we've struck out on our plan A guys quite yet. Junior has proven he can land big-time WR. Lonyatta is kind of a JAG who has been boosted by the guy throwing to him. I'm not going to get my strawberry-flavored panties in a twist about him. LIPO.

Troy is gone. Let him go holding on to hope is just pathetic.

What does “doing well” even mean? Emeka’s recruitment has been hard to read for me but either way we would be hearing that “doing well” bullshit from the usual suspects.

Emeka is one recruit. The most important sure but are we not taking more than one WR? Junior and Tinae should have been slam dunks. If we don’t get them both then hopefully we can beat out Wazzu for Nunnally and whichever other WR is next to get an offer.

Lonyatta is a JAG. Does he have pictures of you with that buxom blonde at the hotel lounge or something?

Again, trying and failing to land a JAG is worse than landing said JAG.

It’s not just about Alexander it’s about what such a failure says about UW’s larger recruiting strategy and chances.

Which, if you’d internalized that point when I first made it weeks ago, might have prepared you for the recent string of shitty results.

Who says we're trying to land him? We can't get bent about not landing a guy that we're not trying to land. That's just science.

Look at our offers and figure it the fuck out.

 

[FireCohen]

WDWHA

 

[PurpleThrobber]

big 7-8 inchers coming in now from Biggins, Angulo, Ektard to ASU.

Are they throbbing?

@PurpleThrobber ?

The throbber's general policy is not to comment on the throbbiness of 17 and 18 year olds.

Still not convinced this entire site isn't an FBI sting......

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

18’s legal... right?

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I know this is WDWHA, but I’m not that impressed with the Kennedy WRs. I like the most recent offer’s film better (Nunnally).

The disrespect for #myLancers is unreal.

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[Emoterman]

Another recruit that we'd be underwhelmed/pissed about getting but we're gonna pretend like we're mad when he gets crystal balled somewhere else.

I mean, we’re struggling with Plan B guys.

Erm likes to stick his head in the ground and pretend we aren’t getting the Eastside Catholic pickup truck bed treatment.

Ranking of recruiting success;
Land Plan A recruit
Miss Plan A, land Plan B(everyone will bitch)
Try and miss on Plan B(everyone will bitch) leading to Plan C (everyone will bitch again)

I mean, we're doing well with Emeka, reportedly, and players/coaches are still in contact with Troy, reportedly. I wouldn't say we've struck out on our plan A guys quite yet. Junior has proven he can land big-time WR. Lonyatta is kind of a JAG who has been boosted by the guy throwing to him. I'm not going to get my strawberry-flavored panties in a twist about him. LIPO.

Troy is gone. Let him go holding on to hope is just pathetic.

What does “doing well” even mean? Emeka’s recruitment has been hard to read for me but either way we would be hearing that “doing well” bullshit from the usual suspects.

Emeka is one recruit. The most important sure but are we not taking more than one WR? Junior and Tinae should have been slam dunks. If we don’t get them both then hopefully we can beat out Wazzu for Nunnally and whichever other WR is next to get an offer.

Lonyatta is a JAG. Does he have pictures of you with that buxom blonde at the hotel lounge or something?

 

[insinceredawg]

Pushed back his commitment by 2 days. Probably doesn't mean much.https://twitter.com/LonyattaA/status/1281300149642203137

 

[bananasnblondes]

That's odd but likely means his commitment video isnt done yet.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Pushed back his commitment by 2 days. Probably doesn't mean much.https://twitter.com/LonyattaA/status/1281300149642203137

Means it’s not in July 15th as planned.

 

[DoogCourics]

8 inch Wiltfong Dong to ASU