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First off, been reading all season here...y'all are hilarious and tell it like it is.

Finally got the banhammer from the whackos at eDuck (Jesus christ, has anyone seen the woodshed? Who the fuck are those people?). eDuck and Dawgman are comparable at this point. Both programs are saddled with retards (except ours actually looks like a retard--Sling Blade) who at best are 8-4 coaches (yes Oregon will go 10-2 this year, but it's all downhill from this point on....Oregon without Mariota next year=5-7). And the fanbases at both of those sites are more than content to be enablers. Dumbass quooks deserve 6-6 for eternity.

 
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Quooks deserve 6-6 and doogs deserve another 0-12. Welcome to the bored. Now, LEAVE!!
 
Has there ever been a truly successful fully bald college football coach? I can't think of one...at all. Fuck Helfrich. Myself, Race, and Fatters could have coached the Ducks to 13-0 in the regular season (before getting plungered by Bammer).
 
I know you're being sarcastic but I don't think Helfrich beat his mother's illicit lover to death with a shovel because he mistook him for an intruder.
 
I know you're being sarcastic but I don't think Helfrich beat his mother's illicit lover to death with a shovel because he mistook him for an intruder.

Helfrich wouldn't have had the balls to do that. He would have bent over and submitted to anyone he thought was an intruder. Still would at his age. Colossal pussy

 
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