Long time no talk.........

[Pitchfork51]

Uwkatie is in the house?

 

[CaptainPJ]

Four things:

1) We won everything by winning the Apple Cup. I say "we" because I dated a football player so I feel like I'm on the team, basically. STFU until you date one too.
2) Browning still sucks and my arms have more definition than his.
3) Gaskin is the SHIT. Ask that porn stache guy. He cried about it.
4) Whiskey is still delicious.

Carry on, gentlemen. Carry on.

I love you, and I love this

 

[UWKatie]

Uwkatie is in the house?

Seemed like a good idea at the time. I want to call you Pitchy for some reason. Pretty sure it's the whiskey.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Uwkatie is in the house?

Seemed like a good idea at the time. I want to call you Pitchy for some reason. Pretty sure it's the whiskey.

*bitchfork

 

[PurpleBaze]

"bitchy" works too I suppose.

 

[PurpleJ]

Catchy IMO

GET IT????

 

[Baseman]

Not sure butt I think you caused the majority of the degenerates here to BRB, JO

No we still have your mom.

she ded

Even better!

@necrophiledawg true?!?!

 

[JaWarrenJaHooker]

Yeah but did you fuck a UW football player? Get out if here with this date bullshit

I'm a virgin. Duh.

Well....you came to the right place....

Literal lol

 

[Swaye]

@UWKatie >>>>>> @TheRealUODuckGirl

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

@UWKatie >>>>>> @TheRealUODuckGirl

Quite easily

 

[Gilbystaint]

 

[DerekJohnson]

Gentlemen?

I don't know why I said that. Once again, whiskey is delicious.

So you don't count oral as sex?

Yeah but did you fuck a UW football player? Get out if here with this date bullshit

I'm a virgin. Duh.

You lying fuck Katie

You shut your mouth[/b] when you're talking to me!! (Btw, the usage of "fuck" while calling me a liar for claiming to be a virgin is legit making me laugh - well done).

"You shut your whore mouth" much more acceptable...

the preferred nomenclature around here

 

[PurpleBaze]

Gentlemen?

I don't know why I said that. Once again, whiskey is delicious.

So you don't count oral as sex?

Yeah but did you fuck a UW football player? Get out if here with this date bullshit

I'm a virgin. Duh.

You lying fuck Katie

You shut your mouth[/b] when you're talking to me!! (Btw, the usage of "fuck" while calling me a liar for claiming to be a virgin is legit making me laugh - well done).

"You shut your whore mouth" much more acceptable...

the preferred nomenclature around here

Can't really go wrong with Anchorman references, especially since Katie likes Sex Panther.