Long time no talk.........

Four things:

1) We won everything by winning the Apple Cup. I say "we" because I dated a football player[/b] so I feel like I'm on the team, basically. STFU until you date one too.
2) Browning still sucks and my arms have more definition than his.
3) Gaskin is the SHIT[/b]. Ask that porn stache guy. He cried about it.
4) Whiskey is still delicious.

Carry on, gentlemen. Carry on.

I see you, @UWKatie. I see you
 
Drank a lot of legit whiskey sours tonight. Egg whites and all. Whiskey = good.

I can approve whiskey sours. I cannot approve Fireball or Apple Crown. Where did all the men go? Stop drinking flavored whiskey. This is what's wrong with our country. My opinion matters. #metoo
 
Drank a lot of legit whiskey sours tonight. Egg whites and all. Whiskey = good.

I can approve whiskey sours. I cannot approve Fireball or Apple Crown. Where did all the men? [/b]go? Stop drinking flavored whiskey. This is what's wrong with our country. My opinion matters. #metoo

FTFY
 
Drank a lot of legit whiskey sours tonight. Egg whites and all. Whiskey = good.

I can approve whiskey sours. I cannot approve Fireball or Apple Crown. Where did all the men go? Stop drinking flavored whiskey. This is what's wrong with our country. My opinion matters. #metoo

Would you snap a pic of the vag and send to Backpackie? He’s never seen a real one. Getting a pic from someone on the bored would go along way. TIA
 
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Drank a lot of legit whiskey sours tonight. Egg whites and all. Whiskey = good.

I can approve whiskey sours. I cannot approve Fireball or Apple Crown. Where did all the men go? Stop drinking flavored whiskey. This is what's wrong with our country. My opinion matters. #metoo

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Drank a lot of legit whiskey sours tonight. Egg whites and all. Whiskey = good.

I can approve whiskey sours. I cannot approve Fireball or Apple Crown. Where did all the men go? Stop drinking flavored whiskey. This is what's wrong with our country. My opinion matters. #metoo

This is too perfect to be posted by a woman.

Hi Harv!
 
Drank a lot of legit whiskey sours tonight. Egg whites and all. Whiskey = good.

I'm on my 9th beer. I weigh 170. Cum box me negga.

I’m on 11th and 5th rum and coke. I wirgh 186. Cum fught me you little pussy. I’ll kill you T TOWN BOY.

It's all fun and games until purp shatters your knee caps.
It slla fun and hames until fudgie rearranges ur face, fuck off.

I'll fuck u till u luv me faggot.
 
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