Lil Shit has arrived!

EsophagealFeces

EsophagealFeces

Well-known poster
Due date was 10/6, but like his old man, he came early. He’s a top 50 OL prospect in the class of 2042, and I’m already getting offer letters from schools delivered to the hospital. I told em all to fuck off, cuz he’s all Dwag!
 
There's a NYBE joke in there somewhere, but I'm not gonna make it.
 
dtd said:
There's a NYBE joke in there somewhere, but I'm not gonna make it.
Click to expand...
I’m mocking real posts guys made like that on Dawgman back in the day. I shouldn’t have to explain that, but here we are. I actually did have a kid today, so way to fag out in my poast about it.
 
EsophagealFeces said:
dtd said:
There's a NYBE joke in there somewhere, but I'm not gonna make it.
Click to expand...
I’m mocking real posts guys made like that on Dawgman back in the day. I shouldn’t have to explain that, but here we are. I actually did have a kid today, so way to fag out in my poast about it.
Click to expand...
FFS you're the one who made the premature joke. I was riffing. Congrats, big shit.
 
EsophagealFeces said:
Due date was 10/6, but like his old man, he came early. He’s a top 50 OL prospect in the class of 2042, and I’m already getting offer letters from schools delivered to the hospital. I told em all to fuck off, cuz he’s all Dwag!
Click to expand...
Thank you, sir, for your demographic service to the nation !

I only met my quota but you’ve doubled it.
 
Last edited:
Congratulations to you and Mrs. Feces on the arrival of the little nugget.
You have now outdone the original Mr. Hankey.

images.jpeg
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top