Libertarian Public Health

I have worn a mask in every store I have been in since this bullshit started

Its just another big lie that we are being fucked up the ass because people won't wear a mask
 
Took my libertarian leaning conservative ass to the local LA Fitness this morning because some supposedly educated person told me that exercise is good for all sorts of things including your heart and lungs, blood pressure and increasing your immunity. As of tomorrow, all gyms in Oregon are shut for two weeks and in Multnomah County (Portland) shut for four weeks. So far, I've survived the most contagious and deadly virus since the Spanish flu. On the way out I asked a senior staff in any of the employees had tested positive since the reopening of the gym in July. He said, no one. But SCIENCE.
 
The first thing I did in the Great Two Weeks To Flatten The Curve was drop the gym membership since they closed. They ended up filing for bankruptcy and slashed locations. Just when they thought they were open again Newsom dragged them back closed
 
I’ve used a mask in stores and entering restaurants since July just to avoid interaction with Karen.

It’s the same mask. Sort of looks like that tshirt you’ve been fishing or hunting in for a week. Does the trick.
 
But you will be shown a mobile video of *one* person at walmart screaming without a mask on be told this represents over half the population right now.

Such a load of fucking horseshit.
 
On rare occasions I wear a mask - at the pharmacy usually but no where else.
Was at a store getting paint and paint stuff, 75% wearing masks, all young'uns wearing masks though.

This dude goes by me and the mrs "oh no not wearing masks" - all I did was mention how observant he is.

Other than that no one has said or done anything about me being a maskhole
 
On rare occasions I wear a mask - at the pharmacy usually but no where else.
Was at a store getting paint and paint stuff, 75% wearing masks, all young'uns wearing masks though.

This dude goes by me and the mrs "oh no not wearing masks" - all I did was mention how observant he is.

Other than that no one has said or done anything about me being a maskhole

AND NOW THE ENTIRE COUNTRY NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN
 
I’ve used a mask in stores and entering restaurants since July just to avoid interaction with Karen.

It’s the same mask. Sort of looks like that tshirt you’ve been fishing or hunting in for a week. Does the trick.

My mask is getting kind of stanky. Probably need to run that bad boy through the sanitize cycle. I put it on while in the store - but it's off by the time the automatic doors are opening.

About 50/50 on wearing it between leaving my seat in the bar and making it out the door. I crop dust more people in those 20 feet runs than infect with the Vid, quite honestly.

#beerfarts

 
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Was doing my morning walk last week and in the HOA there is this big park baseball and soccer fields and cook out areas. Its been deserted during most of the two week lock down but on this day some families were setting up a cook out and get together

All in masks outdoors. So some Nazi functionary shows up and starts lecturing them. I stood and glared at him for awhile without a mask on because I was walking outside by myself.

I was like today might be the day, I came here to die today. Dying is easy for a couple men like you and me. Its living that is hard.

But I walked on
 
Was doing my morning walk last week and in the HOA there is this big park baseball and soccer fields and cook out areas. Its been deserted during most of the two week lock down but on this day some families were setting up a cook out and get together

All in masks outdoors. So some Nazi functionary shows up and starts lecturing them. I stood and glared at him for awhile without a mask on because I was walking outside by myself.

I was like today might be the day, I came here to die today. Dying is easy for a couple men like you and me. Its living that is hard.

But I walked on

I reckon' so.
 
Was doing my morning walk last week and in the HOA there is this big park baseball and soccer fields and cook out areas. Its been deserted during most of the two week lock down but on this day some families were setting up a cook out and get together

All in masks outdoors. So some Nazi functionary shows up and starts lecturing them. I stood and glared at him for awhile without a mask on because I was walking outside by myself.

I was like today might be the day, I came here to die today. Dying is easy for a couple men like you and me. Its living that is hard.

But I walked on[/b]

Man's gotta know his limitations....
 
Whether you think lockdown shit is a good idea or not, executing those orders by executive fiat without addressing the core civil liberty issues is fucked up, especially whilst sidelining the legislature (hi Jay). Furthermore, it's a huge problem that a large chunk of the population has just accepted it.
 
I’ve used a mask in stores and entering restaurants since July just to avoid interaction with Karen.

It’s the same mask. Sort of looks like that tshirt you’ve been fishing or hunting in for a week. Does the trick.

My mask is getting kind of stanky. Probably need to run that bad boy through the sanitize cycle. I put it on while in the store - but it's off by the time the automatic doors are opening.

About 50/50 on wearing it between leaving my seat in the bar and making it out the door. I crop dust more people in those 20 feet runs than infect with the Vid, quite honestly.

#beerfarts

I do wonder if farts can spread the virus.
 
I’ve used a mask in stores and entering restaurants since July just to avoid interaction with Karen.

It’s the same mask. Sort of looks like that tshirt you’ve been fishing or hunting in for a week. Does the trick.

My mask is getting kind of stanky. Probably need to run that bad boy through the sanitize cycle. I put it on while in the store - but it's off by the time the automatic doors are opening.

About 50/50 on wearing it between leaving my seat in the bar and making it out the door. I crop dust more people in those 20 feet runs than infect with the Vid, quite honestly.

#beerfarts

I do wonder if farts can spread the virus.

Maybe your being sarcastic, but there was an article about that in the spring.
 
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