Let's go Paul Allen

[CuntWaffle]

No doubt. But, I have never been into this "I want to be an asshole on the internet to make up for my crappy life" philosophy you see on this board. I ridicule, but I don't tell people to DIAF, or tell them to fuck off unless they say it first

Oh hey look it's your "I'm not an asshole on the internet" rant for the 81st time.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I want to be an asshole on the Internet and you'd piss all over yourself to have my life.

 

[ApostleofGrief]

I want to be an asshole on the Internet and you'd piss all over yourself to have my life.

THIS IS MY LAST POST EVER
GIVING UP ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARDS.

Add me to the "kill list."
Next time somebody calls me a fucker I want to know his name.
I've had enough anonymous interaction with you assholes.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I want to be an asshole on the Internet and you'd piss all over yourself to have my life.

THIS IS MY LAST POST EVER
GIVING UP ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARDS.

Add me to the "kill list."
Next time somebody calls me a fucker I want to know his name.
I've had enough anonymous interaction with you assholes.

Fucker.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I want to be an asshole on the Internet and you'd piss all over yourself to have my life.

THIS IS MY LAST POST EVER
GIVING UP ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARDS.

Add me to the "kill list."
Next time somebody calls me a fucker I want to know his name.
I've had enough anonymous interaction with you assholes.

 

[Swaye]

I want to be an asshole on the Internet and you'd piss all over yourself to have my life.

THIS IS MY LAST POST EVER
GIVING UP ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARDS.

Add me to the "kill list."
Next time somebody calls me a fucker I want to know his name.
I've had enough anonymous interaction with you assholes.

It's Road Kill List. Get it right. There won't be a warning.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I want to be an asshole on the Internet and you'd piss all over yourself to have my life.

THIS IS MY LAST POST EVER
GIVING UP ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARDS.

Add me to the "kill list."
Next time somebody calls me a fucker I want to know his name.
I've had enough anonymous interaction with you assholes.

So I guess a little cybering is out of the question?

 

[sarktastic]

I want to be an asshole on the Internet and you'd piss all over yourself to have my life.

THIS IS MY LAST POST EVER
GIVING UP ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARDS.

Add me to the "kill list."
Next time somebody calls me a fucker I want to know his name.
I've had enough anonymous interaction with you assholes.

"somebody" hasn't been getting privately messaged enough?