Lets get this out of the way early

[AZDuck]

The guy snapping the ball in the 2d half of the Alamo Bowel was the 3rd string center. The staff didn't want to burn the 2d string Guy's redshirt for the bowel game, allegedly.

@haie's poast made me laff.

Moss might be right here, but I'm not saying a fucking word until I see something vaguely resembling a defense.

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

The guy snapping the ball in the 2d half of the Alamo Bowel was the 3rd string center. The staff didn't want to burn the 2d string Guy's redshirt for the bowel game, allegedly.

And Willingham didn't burn Locker's redshirt after Stanback's injury and opted to play Bonnell instead.

Glad to hear that both Helfrich and Willingham would sacrifice wins for redshirting players.

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

One reason:

If Oregon can elevate its rape culture to this level, they win the Natty 34-17 easily:

 

[AlCzervik]

If these four things happen Oregon makes the playoff:

1. Prukop stays health. His skill set is much more suited to Oregon's offense than the midget free agent made of glass he is replacing. Freeman and Carrington are in contract years so they are going to dominate. Allen will be back full tilt, Brown is back, Stanford, Merritt, etc. The Ducks will score a fuck ton of points with an able QB, this is just simple fact.

2. The Center gets the fucking ball to Prukop.

3. Hoke fields a defense that is Top 45 in yards-per-play and points-allowed. That's it. No one is asking for dominant. No one is even asking for good. Just be in the top half of college football in those two stats.

4. Beat Stanford. The Ducks will be 8-0 going into November. November is a tough stretch, three road games and the Trees at home. No, UW isn't finishing second in the North this year, it will be Oregon and Stanford like always. A loss on the road to USC or Utah won't be playoff killers if they get Stanford, beat UCLA in the CCG and finish 12-1.

If they lose anywhere in those first eight games TSIO.

The educk version of Auburndoog ... A Friday sacrifice really wouldn't be a bad idea.

 

[MisterEm]

If these four things happen Oregon makes the playoff:

1. Prukop stays health. His skill set is much more suited to Oregon's offense than the midget free agent made of glass he is replacing. Freeman and Carrington are in contract years so they are going to dominate. Allen will be back full tilt, Brown is back, Stanford, Merritt, etc. The Ducks will score a fuck ton of points with an able QB, this is just simple fact.

2. The Center gets the fucking ball to Prukop.

3. Hoke fields a defense that is Top 45 in yards-per-play and points-allowed. That's it. No one is asking for dominant. No one is even asking for good. Just be in the top half of college football in those two stats.

4. Beat Stanford. The Ducks will be 8-0 going into November. November is a tough stretch, three road games and the Trees at home. No, UW isn't finishing second in the North this year, it will be Oregon and Stanford like always. A loss on the road to USC or Utah won't be playoff killers if they get Stanford, beat UCLA in the CCG and finish 12-1.

If they lose anywhere in those first eight games TSIO.

The educk version of Auburndoog ... A Friday sacrifice really wouldn't be a bad idea.

Disagree.

BearCatAlumQuookFanPoastingonHuskyForumFS is welcome to stay.

 

[greenblood]

The guy snapping the ball in the 2d half of the Alamo Bowel was the 3rd string center. The staff didn't want to burn the 2d string Guy's redshirt for the bowel game, allegedly.

@haie's poast made me laff.

Moss might be right here, but I'm not saying a fucking word until I see something vaguely resembling a defense.

I don't care if he's 5th string, the guy is getting a scholarship. Here's something else that hasn't been examined. Why wasn't the long snapper put in there. He probably can't block for crap, but at least he would have gotten the ball to the quarterback. When you screw up simplistic crap like:

1) Continuing to play prevent defense when your offense isn't moving the football

2) Not making substitutions to find a way to get the ball to the quarterback

2A) Not going under center when there's no solution to 2

You have the wrong head coach. Yes, teams have coordinators and line coaches, but any moron could see what was happening by late 3rd quarter. It's the coaches job to over rule stupid position and coordinator coaching when needed. Helfrich can't do that. Helfrich doesn't have a strong enough personality to be a successful college head coach. Name one, yes one, successful "nice guy" head coach. Here's an active list of successful not so "nice guy" head coaches.

Saban
Meyer
Miles
Bryles
Patterson
Jimbo
Harbaugh

 

[Mosster47]

Saban is incredible.
Meyer is incredible.

Miles was good with Saban's leftovers. He made an NC game on his own and lost to... (drum roll)... Saban.

Art Bryles? GTFO

Patterson = Peterman

Jimbo will never be heard from again. You only get one super hero Negro per career. Axe Mack Brown, Frank Beamer, etc.

Harbaugh has never actually done anything. He gets treated like he's Bear Bryant, but what has he actually done? David Shaw is why Stanford became an actual power. People were gargling Jim's balls after he lost to Sparty and Ohio State this year. If that's not moving the goal posts then nothing is.

 

[BennyBeaver]

The guy snapping the ball in the 2d half of the Alamo Bowel was the 3rd string center. The staff didn't want to burn the 2d string Guy's redshirt for the bowel game, allegedly.

What the actual fuck?

I get not wanting to burn a redshirt for a bowel game but then your not really 2nd string if your not going to play.

 

[RoadDawg55]

Saban is incredible.
Meyer is incredible.

Miles was good with Saban's leftovers. He made an NC game on his own and lost to... (drum roll)... Saban.

Art Bryles? GTFO

Patterson = Peterman

Jimbo will never be heard from again. You only get one super hero Negro per career. Axe Mack Brown, Frank Beamer, etc.

Harbaugh has never actually done anything. He gets treated like he's Bear Bryant, but what has he actually done? David Shaw is why Stanford became an actual power. People were gargling Jim's balls after he lost to Sparty and Ohio State this year. If that's not moving the goal posts then nothing is.

I would bet anything Florida State makes the playoffs again in the next 4 years. They play in the ACC.

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

If these four things happen Oregon makes the playoff:

1. Prukop stays health. His skill set is much more suited to Oregon's offense than the midget free agent made of glass he is replacing. Freeman and Carrington are in contract years so they are going to dominate. Allen will be back full tilt, Brown is back, Stanford, Merritt, etc. The Ducks will score a fuck ton of points with an able QB, this is just simple fact.

2. The Center gets the fucking ball to Prukop.

3. Hoke fields a defense that is Top 45 in yards-per-play and points-allowed. That's it. No one is asking for dominant. No one is even asking for good. Just be in the top half of college football in those two stats.

4. Beat Stanford. The Ducks will be 8-0 going into November. November is a tough stretch, three road games and the Trees at home. No, UW isn't finishing second in the North this year, it will be Oregon and Stanford like always. A loss on the road to USC or Utah won't be playoff killers if they get Stanford, beat UCLA in the CCG and finish 12-1.

If they lose anywhere in those first eight games TSIO.

BUMP

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

Please upvote and chin the original post in this thread... TYFYS.

Also... BUMP

 

[creepycoug]

Saban is incredible.
Meyer is incredible.

Miles was good with Saban's leftovers. He made an NC game on his own and lost to... (drum roll)... Saban.

Art Bryles? GTFO

Patterson = Peterman

Jimbo will never be heard from again. You only get one super hero Negro per career. Axe Mack Brown, Frank Beamer, etc.

Harbaugh has never actually done anything. He gets treated like he's Bear Bryant, but what has he actually done? David Shaw is why Stanford became an actual power.[/b] People were gargling Jim's balls after he lost to Sparty and Ohio State this year. If that's not moving the goal posts then nothing is.

Not quite. I'm no Harbaugh man, but he gave Stanford confidence when they had none. He beat SC when SC was rolling with Carroll. Of course he got throttled by Kelly, but the Stanford you see today was built by Harbaugh. To everyone's surprise, Shaw has continued what he started and arguably taken it up a level.

 

[Baseman]

Vote for moving this to Classics. Mods?

 

[CuntWaffle]

One of MoosterFS best efforts.

 

[dnc]

#arrogance?

Have you watched the Pac-12 and a Mike Riley lead Nebraska?

UC Davis- Tune up
Virginia- Well, at least they're good in basketball
Nebraska- Mike Riley
Colorado- Moral victory for the Buffs
WAZZU- Toughest game before November
UW- 13
Cal- Will Dykes still be the coach by then? Doubt it
ASU- 11
USC- Toughest game on the schedule
Stanford- They lost a ton but they're Stanford, they're fucking good
Beavies- Tune up

If Oregon is serious about football there is zero excuse to not be 8-0 going into November.

Oregon was 3-5 going into November, so you were *this* close.

 

[Mosster47]

#arrogance?

Have you watched the Pac-12 and a Mike Riley lead Nebraska?

UC Davis- Tune up
Virginia- Well, at least they're good in basketball
Nebraska- Mike Riley
Colorado- Moral victory for the Buffs
WAZZU- Toughest game before November
UW- 13
Cal- Will Dykes still be the coach by then? Doubt it
ASU- 11
USC- Toughest game on the schedule
Stanford- They lost a ton but they're Stanford, they're fucking good
Beavies- Tune up

If Oregon is serious about football there is zero excuse to not be 8-0 going into November.

Oregon was 3-5 going into November, so you were *this* close.

Slingblade wasn't serious about football so he is back holding Chip's clip board where he belongs.

Everything in that first post is correct. Patterson and Peterman are the same coach. Nothing will ever really be achieved but they will be good.

Jimbo went to aTm so his career is over.

Harbaugh still sucks balls and Shaw is still doing better than Harbaugh ever did.

 

[CuntWaffle]

#arrogance?

Have you watched the Pac-12 and a Mike Riley lead Nebraska?

UC Davis- Tune up
Virginia- Well, at least they're good in basketball
Nebraska- Mike Riley
Colorado- Moral victory for the Buffs
WAZZU- Toughest game before November
UW- 13
Cal- Will Dykes still be the coach by then? Doubt it
ASU- 11
USC- Toughest game on the schedule
Stanford- They lost a ton but they're Stanford, they're fucking good
Beavies- Tune up

If Oregon is serious about football there is zero excuse to not be 8-0 going into November.

Oregon was 3-5 going into November, so you were *this* close.

Slingblade wasn't serious about football so he is back holding Chip's clip board where he belongs.

Everything in that first post is correct. Patterson and Peterman are the same coach. Nothing will ever really be achieved but they will be good.

Jimbo went to aTm so his career is over.

Harbaugh still sucks balls and Shaw is still doing better than Harbaugh ever did.

Lol football talk really isn't your strong point.

 

[RaceBannon]

#arrogance?

Have you watched the Pac-12 and a Mike Riley lead Nebraska?

UC Davis- Tune up
Virginia- Well, at least they're good in basketball
Nebraska- Mike Riley
Colorado- Moral victory for the Buffs
WAZZU- Toughest game before November
UW- 13
Cal- Will Dykes still be the coach by then? Doubt it
ASU- 11
USC- Toughest game on the schedule
Stanford- They lost a ton but they're Stanford, they're fucking good
Beavies- Tune up

If Oregon is serious about football there is zero excuse to not be 8-0 going into November.

Oregon was 3-5 going into November, so you were *this* close.

Slingblade wasn't serious about football so he is back holding Chip's clip board where he belongs.

Everything in that first post is correct. Patterson and Peterman are the same coach. Nothing will ever really be achieved but they will be good.

Jimbo went to aTm so his career is over.

Harbaugh still sucks balls and Shaw is still doing better than Harbaugh ever did.

 

[haie]

#arrogance?

Have you watched the Pac-12 and a Mike Riley lead Nebraska?

UC Davis- Tune up
Virginia- Well, at least they're good in basketball
Nebraska- Mike Riley
Colorado- Moral victory for the Buffs
WAZZU- Toughest game before November
UW- 13
Cal- Will Dykes still be the coach by then? Doubt it
ASU- 11
USC- Toughest game on the schedule
Stanford- They lost a ton but they're Stanford, they're fucking good
Beavies- Tune up

If Oregon is serious about football there is zero excuse to not be 8-0 going into November.

Oregon was 3-5 going into November, so you were *this* close.

Slingblade wasn't serious about football so he is back holding Chip's clip board where he belongs.

Everything in that first post is correct. Patterson and Peterman are the same coach. Nothing will ever really be achieved but they will be good.

Jimbo went to aTm so his career is over.

Harbaugh still sucks balls and Shaw is still doing better than Harbaugh ever did.

Just needs a Webfoot logo hat and some cinder block s!

 

[CuntWaffle]

#arrogance?

Have you watched the Pac-12 and a Mike Riley lead Nebraska?

UC Davis- Tune up
Virginia- Well, at least they're good in basketball
Nebraska- Mike Riley
Colorado- Moral victory for the Buffs
WAZZU- Toughest game before November
UW- 13
Cal- Will Dykes still be the coach by then? Doubt it
ASU- 11
USC- Toughest game on the schedule
Stanford- They lost a ton but they're Stanford, they're fucking good
Beavies- Tune up

If Oregon is serious about football there is zero excuse to not be 8-0 going into November.

Oregon was 3-5 going into November, so you were *this* close.

Slingblade wasn't serious about football so he is back holding Chip's clip board where he belongs.

Everything in that first post is correct. Patterson and Peterman are the same coach. Nothing will ever really be achieved but they will be good.

Jimbo went to aTm so his career is over.

Harbaugh still sucks balls and Shaw is still doing better than Harbaugh ever did.

Just needs a Webfoot logo hat and some cinder block s!

In the McKenzie river