Leaderboard Update From the 1st Annual Central Oregon Hardcore Husky Golf Tournament

Yikes guys.

Are you in the running to win the 2nd Annual Hardcore Husky Golf Tournament @Bob_C ?

For sure!

142 slope is no joke though.

Golf like anything is a law of 10,000 hrs type thing. I've never practiced or played enough to be decent at the pastime. If I can get to the point where I can bogey most holes and get a few pars to off-set the double and triple bogeys I'll be happy.
 
You progressive bitches don’t drink bud light?

I've long thought Bud Light (and light beer in general) was for feegs and frat boi douche canoes. Nothing's changed with me. I don't need 2023 Instagram malarkey to tell me what I already know.

I still drink it Caz it is dirt cheap and not bad when ice hold and the bonus part get to claim that I am some woke progress non-binary jackass
 
Yikes guys.

Are you in the running to win the 2nd Annual Hardcore Husky Golf Tournament @Bob_C ?

For sure!

142 slope is no joke though.

Golf like anything is a law of 10,000 hrs type thing. I've never practiced or played enough to be decent at the pastime. If I can get to the point where I can bogey most holes and get a few pars to off-set the double and triple bogeys[/b] I'll be happy.

You basically described what I've been doing for 30+ years. Some of those years involved shit tons of play and practice, while some years I barely played. Nothing really changed with me though. I putt better and don't hit as far as I used to. My bad rounds are in the 90s and my good ones are low 80s. I used to shoot under 80 once in a while and push 100 on my bad days. The range has tightened on both ends, but I'm basically the same level I've been forever.
 
Yikes guys.

Are you in the running to win the 2nd Annual Hardcore Husky Golf Tournament @Bob_C ?

For sure!

142 slope is no joke though.

Golf like anything is a law of 10,000 hrs type thing. I've never practiced or played enough to be decent at the pastime. If I can get to the point where I can bogey most holes and get a few pars to off-set the double and triple bogeys[/b] I'll be happy.

You basically described what I've been doing for 30+ years. Some of those years involved shit tons of play and practice, while some years I barely played. Nothing really changed with me though. I putt better and don't hit as far as I used to. My bad rounds are in the 90s and my good ones are low 80s. I used to shoot under 80 once in a while and push 100 on my bad days. The range has tightened on both ends, but I'm basically the same level I've been forever.

I vouched for ya with Stalin @chuck to get you an invite to the 2nd Annual Hardcore Husky Golf Classic .
 
Yikes guys.

Are you in the running to win the 2nd Annual Hardcore Husky Golf Tournament @Bob_C ?

For sure!

142 slope is no joke though.

Golf like anything is a law of 10,000 hrs type thing. I've never practiced or played enough to be decent at the pastime. If I can get to the point where I can bogey most holes and get a few pars to off-set the double and triple bogeys[/b] I'll be happy.

You basically described what I've been doing for 30+ years. Some of those years involved shit tons of play and practice, while some years I barely played. Nothing really changed with me though. I putt better and don't hit as far as I used to. My bad rounds are in the 90s and my good ones are low 80s. I used to shoot under 80 once in a while and push 100 on my bad days. The range has tightened on both ends, but I'm basically the same level I've been forever.

I vouched for ya with Stalin @chuck to get you an invite to the 2nd Annual Hardcore Husky Golf Classic .

I'm not sure you heard me but I said, "Oh yeah, Chuck is in our fantasy baseball league. Great guy."
 
I've got to get down to play a round with the Pisser on his home track

Proud of the progress that he's made and feel like he's gradually getting to the point where he needs a full bag

Pisser's home course is mighty difficult if you don't regularly play it ... you can get in some bad spots and it makes you look stupid quickly

The way I'm playing right now I feel like I could actually shoot a good number there in relation to my handicap
 
Yikes guys.

Are you in the running to win the 2nd Annual Hardcore Husky Golf Tournament @Bob_C ?

For sure!

142 slope is no joke though.

Golf like anything is a law of 10,000 hrs type thing. I've never practiced or played enough to be decent at the pastime. If I can get to the point where I can bogey most holes and get a few pars to off-set the double and triple bogeys I'll be happy.

Ive always thought being able to shoot consistent bogey golf would be fun. I've been playing a fair bit last couple years and been shooting in the 80s lately and trying to remember to be happy when my bad rounds end up being where my original goal was
 
I've got to get down to play a round with the Pisser on his home track

Proud of the progress that he's made and feel like he's gradually getting to the point where he needs a full bag

Pisser's home course is mighty difficult if you don't regularly play it ... you can get in some bad spots and it makes you look stupid quickly

The way I'm playing right now I feel like I could actually shoot a good number there in relation to my handicap

When I break a 100 I'm gonna buy some golf shoes and driver to celebrate. Maybe get some douchey golf attire too.
 
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I've got to get down to play a round with the Pisser on his home track

Proud of the progress that he's made and feel like he's gradually getting to the point where he needs a full bag

Pisser's home course is mighty difficult if you don't regularly play it ... you can get in some bad spots and it makes you look stupid quickly

The way I'm playing right now I feel like I could actually shoot a good number there in relation to my handicap

When I break a 100 I'm gonna buy some golf shoes and driver to celebrate. Maybe get some douchey golf attire too.

Your scores resemble mine so it won’t be a lopsided “tourney”
 
Riveting footage from the first go round has made it's way out of Bend.
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Take this shit to the old, fat, white man board!

Christ. How many golf scorecards you seen that say Yella and Stalin on them ? That’s front page news.
 
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Hurtful I still haven't been able to lure you to Vancouver.

Stalin wanted to see White Wakanda in all its 3.5 million dollar home glory and drove all the way down here to play golf.
 
I just played the local par 3 this morning. Started off terrible but rallied for the last five holes.

I'm still a long way from the 22-year old Stalin that shot an 83 at Sunland. But I'm slowly getting back the feeling.
 
I just played the local par 3 this morning. Started off terrible but rallied for the last five holes.

I'm still a long way from the 22-year old Stalin that shot an 83 at Sunland. But I'm slowly getting back the feeling.

The Ol' Johnson Magic is coming back...

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