Leaderboard Update From the 1st Annual Central Oregon Hardcore Husky Golf Tournament

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2 disclaimers requested by @DerekJohnson

*Stalin hasn't played golf in the past 4 years

**Noted board golf expert @Tequilla states that Tetherow Resort is shit as fuck and the green are fucking twash.
 
I’ll be expecting my invite for next year Boss
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So Stalin and I are getting some drinks and grub afterwards at a local watering hole, and the server comes up to me and says "What can I get you, Boss?". True story.
 
No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.

 
No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.
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So stalins a natural or yellas twash.
 
No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.
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So stalins a natural or yellas twash.
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I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.
 
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No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.
Click to expand...

So stalins a natural or yellas twash.
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I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.
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I’m surprised your superior rowing boat skills didn’t transfer over to the links.
 
I’ll be expecting my invite for next year Boss
Click to expand...

So Stalin and I are getting some drinks and grub afterwards at a local watering hole, and the server comes up to me and says "What can I get you, Boss?". True story.
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The server looked like a character out of a Kerouac novel
 
No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.
Click to expand...

So stalins a natural or yellas twash.
Click to expand...

I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.
Click to expand...

I’m surprised your superior rowing boat skills didn’t transfer over to the links.
Click to expand...

There's zero correlation between what it takes to be skrong at row boat and what it takes to be good at golf.
 
No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.
Click to expand...

So stalins a natural or yellas twash.
Click to expand...

I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.
Click to expand...

I’m surprised your superior rowing boat skills didn’t transfer over to the links.
Click to expand...

There's zero correlation between what it takes to be skrong at row boat and what it takes to be good at golf.
Click to expand...

Come on man. 81% of what I say is silly try hard non-sense 100% of the tim.
 
No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.
Click to expand...

So stalins a natural or yellas twash.
Click to expand...

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No Yella... Up until this year I hadn't played golf in 14 years. Yesterday was my 2nd time in 14 years on a real course. (I played a par 3 twice last weekend).

We had a great, great time. Often it felt like we had the course to ourselves. The greens were fucking brutal.
Click to expand...

So stalins a natural or yellas twash.
Click to expand...

I'm trash as fuck at golf, but making slow and steady progress. If I could be a low 90s guysm some day I'd take it.
Click to expand...

I’m surprised your superior rowing boat skills didn’t transfer over to the links.
Click to expand...

There's zero correlation between what it takes to be skrong at row boat and what it takes to be good at golf.
Click to expand...

Come on man. 81% of what I say is silly try hard non-sense 100% of the tim.
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I understand. I'm just offering a statement of facts about row peter puffers and golf.
 
You progressive bitches don’t drink bud light?
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I've long thought Bud Light (and light beer in general) was for feegs and frat boi douche canoes. Nothing's changed with me. I don't need 2023 Instagram malarkey to tell me what I already know.
 
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