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They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
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Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.
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So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!

The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.

Bookmark this fucking thread, cuz NONE of them will do shit in the league.
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They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
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Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.
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So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!

The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.

Bookmark this fucking thread, cuz NONE of them will do shit in the league.
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Ab-so-fucking-lutely. They will be nice college players. It boggles my mind that Lonzo is touted as some sort of generational game-changing talent just because he passes the damned ball. D'uh- that's what point guards are supposed to do.

That shitty shot of his is going to get swatted.

And nobody is going to want to play with that other one, LaMelo who refuses to the pass the ball and cherry picks every chance he gets. He'll get fudge packed.

And if he pulls that point down at half-court and shoot shit, he might get killed. Please god, let UCLA play West Virgina next year so Huggy Bear's men can prison rape him.

The middle one doesn't have the body to play the 3 at the next level - and he's too Lavar fat and slow to play guard.

The Porter brothers will make more money in the pros. Mark it down in ink.
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Rather easily. Jontay could never play a day in the pros and this will still be the case.
 
And honestly, the shoes are way better than any Curry shoe that is out.
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Currys shoes look basically the same since version one. Under Armor needs to shake things up. If you looked at Jordan lines, they took risks and changed a design of them through most iterations. Some didn't pan out (Jordan 14s for example) but some did (Jordan 11 - Space Jam edition, Jordan 5s etc)
 
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He's the #1 PG in his class, but still.
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Axeually, he is the #2 PG per Scout and ESPN, and #3 per Rivals.

Irregardless, he's a sophomore. Rodrick and Lodrick Stewart were like one and two in their class as sophomores. Tony Wroten was number one in his class as a sophomore.

He's probably going to be pretty good but I think there's a good chance he's got a lot more gunner in him than his brother does.
 
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They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
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Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.
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Big if true.
https://twitter.com/nballaccess/status/868883321308274689
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He's like a slightly darker even shittier Ryan Appleby
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LaMelo is your standard 8th grader superstar. The other kids are surpassing him size-wise and their skills are catching up rapidly. He's better than the middle Ball kid and not anywhere close to Lonzo. Lonzo has better size and a higher basketball IQ. Lonzo will make lots of money playing basketball. LaMelo will be part of the posse and included in the Lavar Ball the 30 for 30 episode in 2035.

You simply can't get away with that cross-face, shit mechanics set shot forever. It works at a younger age because young kids just aren't used to defending much beyond a step outside the three point line. With more length and quickness, they can get out farther and defend his jacked up 3's.

Most kids can get by the first defender (LaMelo can't with consistency). High level kids can make plays against the second line of defense when help comes. He can't. Or won't.

 
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They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
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Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.
Click to expand...

Big if true.
https://twitter.com/nballaccess/status/868883321308274689
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He's like a slightly darker even shittier Ryan Appleby
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LaMelo is your standard 8th grader superstar. The other kids are surpassing him size-wise and their skills are catching up rapidly. He's better than the middle Ball kid and not anywhere close to Lonzo. Lonzo has better size and a higher basketball IQ. Lonzo will make lots of money playing basketball. LaMelo will be part of the posse and included in the Lavar Ball the 30 for 30 episode in 2035.

You simply can't get away with that cross-face, shit mechanics set shot forever. It works at a younger age because young kids just aren't used to defending much beyond a step outside the three point line. With more length and quickness, they can get out farther and defend his jacked up 3's.

Most kids can get by the first defender (LaMelo can't with consistency). High level kids can make plays against the second line of defense when help comes. He can't. Or won't.
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Why are you watching a 15 year old boy enough to have this strong of an opinion?
 
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They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
Click to expand...

Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.
Click to expand...

Big if true.
https://twitter.com/nballaccess/status/868883321308274689
Click to expand...

He's like a slightly darker even shittier Ryan Appleby
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LaMelo is your standard 8th grader superstar. The other kids are surpassing him size-wise and their skills are catching up rapidly. He's better than the middle Ball kid and not anywhere close to Lonzo. Lonzo has better size and a higher basketball IQ. Lonzo will make lots of money playing basketball. LaMelo will be part of the posse and included in the Lavar Ball the 30 for 30 episode in 2035.

You simply can't get away with that cross-face, shit mechanics set shot forever. It works at a younger age because young kids just aren't used to defending much beyond a step outside the three point line. With more length and quickness, they can get out farther and defend his jacked up 3's.

Most kids can get by the first defender (LaMelo can't with consistency). High level kids can make plays against the second line of defense when help comes. He can't. Or won't.
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Why are you watching a 15 year old boy enough to have this strong of an opinion?
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It's a fucking message board post for christ sake.

 
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