Latest Pete Carroll rumor seems completely ridiculous

[thechatch]

I can’t believe this place is talking itself into thinking that Pete Carroll is the right guy for this specific job.

Fucking hive-mind doog shit at a level that would make KrisVashon blush.

 

[RoadTrip]

Just hire someone with the first name of Pete and let’s get this thing back on the tracks.

If it's mr. OkG, I'm fucking out. He has no fucking clue how to get this team back to top 5.

 

[bigcc]

Just hire someone with the first name of Pete and let’s get this thing back on the tracks.

If it's mr. OkG, I'm fucking out. He has no fucking clue how to get this team back to top 5.

Has there been literally any hint of petersen even being interested?

At least carroll said he's still up for coaching, petersen literally quit on his own volition

 

[RoadTrip]

Pete retains Grubb, pays him well
Puts one DC in place
Pulls in a bad ass recruiting team.

Let's go.

No he doesn't. Grubb already knows who it is and he said he's 100% gone.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

I can’t believe this place is talking itself into thinking that Pete Carroll is the right guy for this specific job.

Fucking hive-mind doog shit at a level that would make KrisVashon blush.

The fact you are having a meltdown over it is all the proof we need.

Pete Carroll was a damn good NFL coach and a transcendent college coach.

Even at 72 he had a winning record in the NFL and nearly made the playoffs

Fucking COPE bitch

 

[RoadTrip]

I can’t believe this place is talking itself into thinking that Pete Carroll is the right guy for this specific job.

Fucking hive-mind doog shit at a level that would make KrisVashon blush.

The fact you are having a meltdown over it is all the proof we need.

Pete Carroll was a damn good NFL coach and a transcendent college coach.

Even at 72 he had a winning record in the NFL and nearly made the playoffs

Fucking COPE bitch

 

[Quietcowskee]

Doog boner to maximum bonertude!!

 

[dtd]

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IT'S OVER 9000!

 

[DerekJohnson]

Jesus Christ after reading the thread I’m now getting sold on Pete Fucking Carroll

 

[DerekJohnson]

I’m interested in knowing what Pete would have in mind for a staff if he returned to CFB, at UW or somewhere else. With the right staff, and no reason to doubt he could pull one that works in this era, I’m in. Feels like this could be anywhere from a .01% chance to a shoe in. Pete wants to coach for sure, just don’t know where else it would be if not here and now.

You also have to figure that his wife is in her late 60s I think. She probably doesn't want to move again (Unless she's been looking forward to winters in AZ).

 

[DerekJohnson]

PC is basically a 72 year old Prime.

White Prime

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The star power around Pete back in college would be off the charts.

You'd have Richard Sherman and Marshawn and Will Farrell roaming the sidelines

 

[DerekJohnson]

Honestly I don’t know why Fisch would do it.

Unless he’s commanding a low buyout.

huh
https://arizonasports.com/story/354...eement-in-principle-on-restructured-contract/

Does this mean we're getting Pete Carroll

PC at UW makes my heart sink a little, but then my brain says one of the dudes from Kansas would be a lot worse(worse as in UW being good).

Why on earth would your heart sink???

Because it's a super sexy hire and you guys would be happy and I don't want that.

This could fit on a beer glass, were I to ever make beer glasses for the Refuge

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Carroll would re-stock the shelves overnight. 3 years of him and praying to real God that he is able to get a successor in place early would not be the worst idea (as long as they aren't a USC guy). Might even be crazy enough to work.

The more and more I read this thread, and may the gods have mercy on me, the more I’m on board with hiring Carroll.

And the fact that I like it is a guarantee it WON’T happen.

Stop liking it then.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Honestly I don’t know why Fisch would do it.

Unless he’s commanding a low buyout.

huh
https://arizonasports.com/story/354...eement-in-principle-on-restructured-contract/

Does this mean we're getting Pete Carroll

PC at UW makes my heart sink a little, but then my brain says one of the dudes from Kansas would be a lot worse(worse as in UW being good).

Why on earth would your heart sink???

Because it's a super sexy hire and you guys would be happy and I don't want that.

This could fit on a beer glass, were I to ever make beer glasses for the Refuge

Would it fit on a meth pipe?

@dirtysouwfdawg might know.

 

[AEB]

I’m interested in knowing what Pete would have in mind for a staff if he returned to CFB, at UW or somewhere else. With the right staff, and no reason to doubt he could pull one that works in this era, I’m in. Feels like this could be anywhere from a .01% chance to a shoe in. Pete wants to coach for sure, just don’t know where else it would be if not here and now.

You also have to figure that his wife is in her late 60s I think. She probably doesn't want to move again (Unless she's been looking forward to winters in AZ).

Why not both?

 

[LoneStarDawg]

I’m interested in knowing what Pete would have in mind for a staff if he returned to CFB, at UW or somewhere else. With the right staff, and no reason to doubt he could pull one that works in this era, I’m in. Feels like this could be anywhere from a .01% chance to a shoe in. Pete wants to coach for sure, just don’t know where else it would be if not here and now.

You also have to figure that his wife is in her late 60s I think. She probably doesn't want to move again (Unless she's been looking forward to winters in AZ).

So you’re saying “HES GOT A MORTGAGE!”

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Honestly I don’t know why Fisch would do it.

Unless he’s commanding a low buyout.

huh
https://arizonasports.com/story/354...eement-in-principle-on-restructured-contract/

Does this mean we're getting Pete Carroll

PC at UW makes my heart sink a little, but then my brain says one of the dudes from Kansas would be a lot worse(worse as in UW being good).

Why on earth would your heart sink???

Because it's a super sexy hire and you guys would be happy and I don't want that.

This could fit on a beer glass, were I to ever make beer glasses for the Refuge

Would it fit on a meth pipe?

@dirtysouwfdawg might know.

That’s a negative. Well, I guess if it was really small but then you’d need a magnifying glass to see it. Tweakers don’t normally carry magnifying glasses. Or anyone else for that matter…

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Honestly I don’t know why Fisch would do it.

Unless he’s commanding a low buyout.

huh
https://arizonasports.com/story/354...eement-in-principle-on-restructured-contract/

Does this mean we're getting Pete Carroll

PC at UW makes my heart sink a little, but then my brain says one of the dudes from Kansas would be a lot worse(worse as in UW being good).

Why on earth would your heart sink???

Because it's a super sexy hire and you guys would be happy and I don't want that.

This could fit on a beer glass, were I to ever make beer glasses for the Refuge

Would it fit on a meth pipe?

@dirtysouwfdawg might know.

That’s a negative. Well, I guess if it was really small but then you’d need a magnifying glass to see it. Tweakers don’t normally carry magnifying glasses. Or anyone else for that matter…

You’re not getting this kind of insight anywhere else!

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

I can’t believe this place is talking itself into thinking that Pete Carroll is the right guy for this specific job.

Fucking hive-mind doog shit at a level that would make KrisVashon blush.

You've lost your touch. Which is nice, I was ready for you to go full retard again.

 

[phineas]

Honestly I don’t know why Fisch would do it.

Unless he’s commanding a low buyout.

huh
https://arizonasports.com/story/354...eement-in-principle-on-restructured-contract/

Does this mean we're getting Pete Carroll

PC at UW makes my heart sink a little, but then my brain says one of the dudes from Kansas would be a lot worse(worse as in UW being good).

Why on earth would your heart sink???

Because it's a super sexy hire and you guys would be happy and I don't want that.

This could fit on a beer glass, were I to ever make beer glasses for the Refuge

Would it fit on a meth pipe?

@dirtysouwfdawg might know.

Tweakers don’t normally carry magnifying glasses.

sometimes your pipe breaks or you cant get your hands on foil so you gotta make due