I'm out, too, regardless of what this AD does. Because, it'll be underwhelming as always.
#freesaturdays
You were already out, bruh
Yes, but I was getting suckered back in by the lying Dutchman.
Latest Pete Carroll rumor seems completely ridiculous
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Yes, but I was getting suckered back in by the lying Dutchman.
Cheating is legal now… let Pete really explore the space.
The sport isn’t going to clean itself up… go full bore and show them what’s wrong with it.
We experienced the last years of college football, it’s been in transition and is now officially semi pro.
The sport isn’t going to clean itself up… go full bore and show them what’s wrong with it.
We experienced the last years of college football, it’s been in transition and is now officially semi pro.
PineapplePirate
New Fish
Honestly, I would just bring some NFL free agents in who identify has college students. When the NCAA doesn’t except it, sue the shit out of them.
Edit: it’s 2024 and it would identify as a hate crime.
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Is there such a thing as cheating anymore? You have unlimited free agency without a salary cap. You can put spies on opposing sidelines. You can steal signs. It seems like every school can get guys enrolled who don’t know how to read. I want a robust sports medicine program that requires every player to take whatever Jose Canseco took to supposedly make him run a 3.9 and hit 600 foot dingers.
Carroll would re-stock the shelves overnight. 3 years of him and praying to real God that he is able to get a successor in place early would not be the worst idea (as long as they aren't a USC guy). Might even be crazy enough to work.
GreenRiverGatorz
New Fish
Pete would be an absolute legend here. Literally the most likeable and beloved coach in all of football.
Of course he's not fucking coming here you damp cum rags.
Of course he's not fucking coming here you damp cum rags.
Kingdome_Urinals
New Fish
Big tree, big publicity, NFL development, etc.
His fame is 10 times any other coach in the B1G.
Would open up boosters wallets like an atm at a strip club.
If you can't handle the ups and downs of this board I don't know what to tell you.
I'd love it. He's not coming. With the 10-year thing do you have to be a head coach or can you just be an analyst for like USC or UC Davis or something for one year and do it?
AtomicDawg
Active poster
Make Saban say no.
CrispyEaterson
New Fish
Get the full Alabama team to portal and we are good to go. Win the championship next year and turn the story into a Disney movie.
EsophagealFeces
Active poster
I thought everyone throwing that out there was retarded, but there have been some good points made in this thread.
Good points have been made and we haven't even gotten that poster @CuntWaffle 's take on the situation.
@CuntWaffle is always the voice of reason
Doog_de_Jour
New Fish
The more and more I read this thread, and may the gods have mercy on me, the more I’m on board with hiring Carroll.
And the fact that I like it is a guarantee it WON’T happen.