Later guys

chuck

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Swaye's Wigwam
I've read all the threads that look interesting and upvoted the posts that struck a chord with me (I think there was one).

This place hasn't been the same since we lost the GIF of the horse shitting on the chick's head. It's been a good ride but I'm losing interest and have a few things to do today so I'm outta here. Might check back later this evening.

I hate this place during the offseason. Fuck you.
 
Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

To gain seniority around here:

1) Invite Derek over for a steam shower during the big Illinois weekend
2) Be the one ballsy enough to spring cheese dick pickup lines on the Dub Pub waitress
3) Make innuendos involving bananas toward one of the interns

Pretty basic stuff.

 
Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

To gain seniority around here:

1) Invite Derek over for a steam shower during the big Illinois weekend
2) Be the one ballsy enough to spring cheese dick pickup lines on the Dub Pub waitress
3) Make innuendos involving bananas toward one of the interns

Pretty basic stuff.

4) Don't press
5) Make your list include 5 reasons
 
I've gone back and forth on this.

Why not start a thread and see what happens? I just did and will take some flak (wikipedia it for historical reference) but there's some seriously funny DAWGS on here.

It's like fucking a chick when you're browning out...sometimes you're just going through the motions and then you come back to and want to drop some ropes.
 
I've gone back and forth on this.

Why not start a thread and see what happens? I just did and will take some flak (wikipedia it for historical reference) but there's some seriously funny DAWGS on here.

It's like fucking a chick when you're browning out...sometimes you're just going through the motions and then you come back to and want to drop some ropes.

..huh?
 
Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

To gain seniority around here:

1) Invite Derek over for a steam shower during the big Illinois weekend
2) Be the one ballsy enough to spring cheese dick pickup lines on the Dub Pub waitress
3) Make innuendos involving bananas toward one of the interns

Pretty basic stuff.

4) Don't press
5) Make your list include 5 reasons

I've never pressed in my life. Ever. If it's hard I just don't do it.
 
Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

To gain seniority around here:

1) Invite Derek over for a steam shower during the big Illinois weekend
2) Be the one ballsy enough to spring cheese dick pickup lines on the Dub Pub waitress
3) Make innuendos involving bananas toward one of the interns

Pretty basic stuff.

4) Don't press
5) Make your list include 5 reasons

I've never pressed in my life. Ever. If it's hard I just don't do it.

Okay Sark
 
Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

To gain seniority around here:

1) Invite Derek over for a steam shower during the big Illinois weekend
2) Be the one ballsy enough to spring cheese dick pickup lines on the Dub Pub waitress
3) Make innuendos involving bananas toward one of the interns

Pretty basic stuff.

4) Don't press
5) Make your list include 5 reasons

I've never pressed in my life. Ever. If it's hard I just don't do it.

Chuck I have a question for you..,,

So how did you defeat the full blown AIDS?
 
Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

To gain seniority around here:

1) Invite Derek over for a steam shower during the big Illinois weekend
2) Be the one ballsy enough to spring cheese dick pickup lines on the Dub Pub waitress
3) Make innuendos involving bananas toward one of the interns

Pretty basic stuff.

4) Don't press
5) Make your list include 5 reasons

I've never pressed in my life. Ever. If it's hard I just don't do it.

Chuck I have a question for you..,,

So how did you defeat the full blown AIDS?
They have topical cremes that clear that shit right up anymore. This isn't the 90s.
 
Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

To gain seniority around here:

1) Invite Derek over for a steam shower during the big Illinois weekend
2) Be the one ballsy enough to spring cheese dick pickup lines on the Dub Pub waitress
3) Make innuendos involving bananas toward one of the interns

Pretty basic stuff.

4) Don't press
5) Make your list include 5 reasons

I've never pressed in my life. Ever. If it's hard I just don't do it.

Chuck I have a question for you..,,

So how did you defeat the full blown AIDS?
They have topical cremes that clear that shit right up anymore. This isn't the 90s.

Race Bannon disagrees.
 
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