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CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
haie said:
Dune II
Impossible to take seriously with how many established stars are in it. Impossible to take seriously with Timmy ChalaMeh and Zendaya as the leads.
Stars mumbling in the desert for the first hour, then an action sequence where they're fighting with swords and then a helicopter with a gattling gun comes and wipes everybody out. Costumes, everything looks like a made for TV series.
Timmy is not believable as any kind of a fighter. It's like the studio forced him onto this which is why they had to spend so much money on supporting actors around him.
Rebecca Ferguson agreeing to do this is just a complete travesty.
Thank God 28 Years Later this afternoon. Narrowly avoided having to see How To Train Your Dragon instead.
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I tried watching Dune a few months back. It put me to sleep. We switched to something else and said let’s try again when I’m not as tired. I’ve had zero interest in trying it again.

I can watch comic book movies but I have no interest in things like Dune, LOTR, Harry Potter, etc.
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It's clear that the premise works better in a book or a weird experimental who-cares type of adaptation w David Lynch.
I'm not really into sci fi but everything about this just screams that people were so excited for a big budget adaptation that they just overlook how fucking goofy the entire thing is.
 
haie said:
Kind of backed into roughly the first 20 or so minutes of Parthenope last night and ended up watching almost the entire movie and liking it much more than I thought I would.
The woman and the setting and vibe of this film was executed flawlessly (she's not only gorgeous but fits into everything on a level where it's hard to envision any other actress playing this role). They got it right where house of Gucci and Ferrari missed.
Pretty A24-esque but it was good.
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WOOD!
 
28 Years Later
I hope that all the HBO Max executives that lit an entire mountain of money on fire for Pedro and Potato Head watch this and sob uncontrollably.
 
28 Years Later.
fast totally nude zombies. A kid who messes things up just like in 28 weeks later. A zombie with a mammoth dong which they show quite a bit. I am guessing this movie will make more sense as the other two movies that come out later.
 
El_K said:
28 Years Later.
fast totally nude zombies. A kid who messes things up just like in 28 weeks later. A zombie with a mammoth dong which they show quite a bit. I am guessing this movie will make more sense as the other two movies that come out later.
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Are we for or against mammoth zombie dongs?
Axing for a fren.
 
El_K said:
28 Years Later.
fast totally nude zombies. A kid who messes things up just like in 28 weeks later. A zombie with a mammoth dong which they show quite a bit. I am guessing this movie will make more sense as the other two movies that come out later.
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@huskyhooligan is being shy, but would like screen caps of said dong ASAP.
 
PurpleThrobber said:
El_K said:
28 Years Later.
fast totally nude zombies. A kid who messes things up just like in 28 weeks later. A zombie with a mammoth dong which they show quite a bit. I am guessing this movie will make more sense as the other two movies that come out later.
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Are we for or against mammoth zombie dongs?
Axing for a fren.
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We are talking Jonah Falcon sized zombie dong. And not to give spoilers but there is a pregnant zombie as well
 
Speak No Evil.
James McAvoy in a horror movie where the people are ultra stopped and make super dumb decisions.
 
El_K said:
28 Years Later.
fast totally nude zombies. A kid who messes things up just like in 28 weeks later. A zombie with a mammoth dong which they show quite a bit. I am guessing this movie will make more sense as the other two movies that come out later.
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I don't want to spoil the ending, but for non british people it's worth the time to go look up what all of that really meant. That combined with that intro montage as their crossing the land bridge makes it feel like this movie was made for a UK audience first and foremost, which is not something I would have said about the original.
 
haie said:
El_K said:
28 Years Later.
fast totally nude zombies. A kid who messes things up just like in 28 weeks later. A zombie with a mammoth dong which they show quite a bit. I am guessing this movie will make more sense as the other two movies that come out later.
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I don't want to spoil the ending, but for non british people it's worth the time to go look up what all of that really meant. That combined with that intro montage as their crossing the land bridge makes it feel like this movie was made for a UK audience first and foremost, which is not something I would have said about the original.
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Big Brexit vibes with a dash of ‘aren’t mainlanders weird’ sentiments throughout. I will line up early for the sequel.
 
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Trainwreck Poop Cruise on Netflix
Granted it would suck but the people they interviewed were soft as Charmin. They were fully reimbursed, travel expenses paid, $500,and a free cruise. I would have easily endured a poop cruise for that.

But I hear Carnival cruises now resemble Amistad but with more dancing and still no tipping the staff.
 
Blink Twice. A Zoe Kravitz directed movie. Channing Tatum and a lot of other people you know. Decent enough.
 
Deep Cover. Orlando Bloom, Ron Howards daughter and the assistant coach from Ted Lasso as improv comedians going undercover.
Lots of plot holes but pretty damn funny.
 
Working Man. Jason Statham. That's the review
I like Wrath of Man better but this one is entertaining and violent
 
Added Paramount+ so that I could watch Mobland and Landman. Started with Mobland. Best intro since Succession.
I would say I'm not enjoying it as much as the Gentlemen and the magic that Guy Ritchie found with Theo James and the random hot UK chick he chose. Maybe it's for the show to exhibit some grittiness or something but Tom Hardy looks like this is his first project after a bender.
 
Watched the Shark Whisperer last night with the mrs on Netflix’s and this Ocean Ramsey has an amazing body and nuts. Timothy Treadmill nuts and has recently begun to swim with literally JAWS. She has 20 years experience swimming with sharks. These two photos are not AI, and “they are real Jerry.”

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