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Take it to the Tug.

There’s a semi hot middle aged redhead with a great rack.

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Strong resemblance here
This one is better.

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Any reviews on Mobland yet? Guy Ritchie does great work (other than sticking his dick in Madonna but he's over that now with a younger version with nice boobies).
 
Not the last movie I watched but I’m currently reading The Godfather for the first time.
A couple things stand out:
the first 100 pages match the movie very well
Luca Brasi is basically described as John Wick. Until they receive they receive the fish, Sonny and Tom Hagen are scared that Luca turned on the family
Paulie, Don Corleone’s regular driver, is much more complicit in the book than as described in the movie
Someone has finally created the content I want - people reviewing books of movies they haven't finished reading yet. It's a reminder to me that Hollywood has never really been about "original ideas." A lot of what people thought were original idea franchises were just based on books and short stories.
I’ll finish it eventually.
 
Sex Appeal. Free on Hulu. I am sucker for teen sex comedies. The girl was pretty cute. No nudity.
 
Azrael
On Hulu. A post apocalyptic post rapture movie where some culty people no longer talk. I liked it. Some weird monster people in it.
 
Add this to the less than five movies I've been excited about the last 20 years just from a trailer. I haven't watched Barbarian. It sounds super gory and I hate gore but will probably have to try it. Excited for the chance of a transcendent horror movie and one that has nothing to do (I think) with a traditional monster like vampires or zombies or whatever.
 
Watched Conclave on Prime last night.
I thought it was pretty good.
The Roman Catholic Church is an endlessly fascinating institution.
 
Add this to the less than five movies I've been excited about the last 20 years just from a trailer. I haven't watched Barbarian. It sounds super gory and I hate gore but will probably have to try it. Excited for the chance of a transcendent horror movie and one that has nothing to do (I think) with a traditional monster like vampires or zombies or whatever.
Barbarian is at least worth a watch, I ruined it for myself by reading about the entire plot before watching it. It wasn't some genius horror concept like some people think, it was just mostly a very well set up horror movie with some insane moments. Justin Long's character was really well done.
Gore factor really at a minimum in my opinion.
 
Companion. Worth a watch if you have Max because it's on there. Unlike my writing on here, I like that it's super tight and fast and not overly long like so much now. The main chick has the thing that for some reason every actress has now where she looks kind of more odd than hot, but it actually makes sense in this.
 
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First episode last night. Pretty solid. Olivia Munn has a used to have a nice rack. Tasteful nudity elsewhere

Jon Hamm is solid playing Jon Hamm.
 
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The Jerk. Hadn’t watched in many years. Funny for its time but doesn’t hold up well. Except for the stuff I loved as a kid.

Reacher. No Going Back. The sequel to the 2012 Tom Cruise flick. I have watched the series and the first movie so I thought I would check this one off. Decent enough flick
Hunger Games Songs of snakes and birds of something. I do like prequels so this was good for that. But Rachel Ziegler is kind of distracting with her hick accent.

Companion: a decent enough movie that has some Black Mirror like technology.
 
The Jerk. Hadn’t watched in many years. Funny for its time but doesn’t hold up well. Except for the stuff I loved as a kid.

Reacher. No Going Back. The sequel to the 2012 Tom Cruise flick. I have watched the series and the first movie so I thought I would check this one off. Decent enough flick
Hunger Games Songs of snakes and birds of something. I do like prequels so this was good for that. But Rachel Ziegler is kind of distracting with her hick accent.

Companion: a decent enough movie that has some Black Mirror like technology.
Re: The Jerk - the old timey Steve Martin stuff has always been confusing to why it's even supposed to be funny to me. In college one of my roommates had every single one of the SNL Best of DVDs and my other roommate was stoked, he would get really stoned and watch each DVD, and laugh his ass off. He put in Steve Martin last and didn't laugh one time.
 
Watched Conclave last night. Interesting. Held attention pretty well for a drama with very little action. A little corny with the seemingly unexplained explosions and random twist at the end.
 
Back to my reading a book which inspired a movie and this time it was L.A. Confidential. Unlike the Godfather which I could visual scenes while reading, L.A. Confidential felt like the book was put into a blender and had to be scaled way back to make into a movie.
I highly recommend that book.
 
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