Kyle Patterson, 3* 2019 TE, Gilbert (Perry), AZ (OFFERED - 12/2/18)

Blair says he's not going to visit Bama or UCLA.
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Johnny brought his new girl back to Tuscaloosa to meet Ma, Pa, and the rest. Dinner went fine, and as the lady folks cleaned up, Johnny & Pa went to the porch for a chaw and mason jars of moonshine.

“Pa, I intend to marry that girl.”

“She seems like a fine girl Johnny. But before I give my blessing, I need an honest answer.”

“Yes, Pa?”

“Is she a virgin?”

“Why, Pa, of course she is! Why in tarnation would you ask me such a thing?”

“Then I cannot give my blessing. If she ain’t good enough for her family she sure as hell ain’t good enough for ours!”
 
How the fuck does Bammer have room for this guy and not To’oto’o?
 
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How the fuck does Bammer have room for this guy and not To’oto’o?
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This offer helps us a lot. Before we were the girl that he over punted the coverage on, air navy was the 6 that you would never truly be happy with but wouldn’t have to worry about her sleeping around. Suddenly a 10+ comes in, confidence goes up and you think you could hang with an 8. Good news is we’re loyal, not slutty, and not fun.

Perfect for WTE Kyle.
 
Get Bynum on a jugs machine today & get rid of Paopao yesterday......

also s/o Frank from twitter
 
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Roof says Patterson to....

Somewhere not named UW.

Paopao to the glue factory should be the next step. He sucks. He’s Malloe before Malloe learned to FUCK.
 
Roof says Patterson to....

Somewhere not named UW.

Paopao to the glue factory should be the next step. He sucks. He’s Malloe before Malloe learned to FUCK.
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Dude malloe, at least got Marlon to commit
 
Roof says Patterson to....

Somewhere not named UW.

Paopao to the glue factory should be the next step. He sucks. He’s Malloe before Malloe learned to FUCK.
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Hopefully losing his top 8 targets and then losing Patterson to Air Force will be enough to get him fired.
 
Roof says Patterson to....

Somewhere not named UW.

Paopao to the glue factory should be the next step. He sucks. He’s Malloe before Malloe learned to FUCK.
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I think if we actually wanted him we would have gotten him
 
Roof says Patterson to....

Somewhere not named UW.

Paopao to the glue factory should be the next step. He sucks. He’s Malloe before Malloe learned to FUCK.
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I think if we actually wanted him we would have gotten him
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What makes you say that? Because there’s not a shred of evidence to support your hypothesis. We have wanted a lot of TEs, above and beyond WTEs and not gotten them. Let’s face the facts. Paopao doesn’t fuck. He gets fucked.
 
We're moving Draco to WTE
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Who gives a fuck? Draco is slow and stiff. He's the equivalent of Jacob Kizer as a TE. Would pretty much be a blocker only. This kid is a much more athletic receiver like Cade Otton but two inches taller. Moving Draco over would not make the TE position stronger than adding Patterson would. Of course both should happen but Patterson is the better TE prospect. If UW seriously loses to fucking Air Force for this kid it's a fucking embarrassment of epic proportions. Who the fuck turns down UW, Bama, and UCLA for Air Force? There's no fucking way. Roof has to be mistaken about this one or gotten bad info from the kid's coach or something.
 
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