What's a girl like you doing in a dump like this?
Know how I know UW has finally hired the right coach?
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What's a girl like you doing in a dump like this?
That’s a good question
Fuck off @MikeDamone. REAL men are OK wearing socks with sandals.
For taking the garbage out, spending 2 minutes out in the dark waiting for my dog to piss or similar tasks I agree. Sitting around on the deck with a beer is acceptable too.
When I got my first pair of crocs for these tasks I loved them so much that I caught myself wearing them off the property in the dead of winter with thick wool socks. I kicked my own ass and corrected the mistake. That's just not manly.
Crocs are for homos (see male nurses). That said, I love the Birkenstock clogs and venture off property regularly in the winter with thick wool socks.
Dude crocs are pure utilitarian simplicity. Birkenstocks are shit. You insecure fucks want to spend twice as much on overpriced shit thats half as comfortable go right ahead. At least you get to look a little more affluent and feel less gay, which is obviously an overriding concern.
Crocs are better than Birkenstocks. Both suck. Slides are the only sandals that exist imo. Things with the shit between the toes are trash. The rest are a waste of material and an eyesore. Is there anything worse than Tevas?
I’ll take the title. I’m the sandle superiority guy.
creepycoug
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Fuck off @MikeDamone. REAL men are OK wearing socks with sandals.
For taking the garbage out, spending 2 minutes out in the dark waiting for my dog to piss or similar tasks I agree. Sitting around on the deck with a beer is acceptable too.
When I got my first pair of crocs for these tasks I loved them so much that I caught myself wearing them off the property in the dead of winter with thick wool socks. I kicked my own ass and corrected the mistake. That's just not manly.
Crocs are for homos (see male nurses). That said, I love the Birkenstock clogs and venture off property regularly in the winter with thick wool socks.
Dude crocs are pure utilitarian simplicity. Birkenstocks are shit. You insecure fucks want to spend twice as much on overpriced shit thats half as comfortable go right ahead. At least you get to look a little more affluent and feel less gay, which is obviously an overriding concern.
Crocs are better than Birkenstocks. Both suck. Slides are the only sandals that exist imo. Things with the shit between the toes are trash. The rest are a waste of material and an eyesore. Is there anything worse than Tevas?
I’ll take the title. I’m the sandle superiority guy.
Asian guys love the slides. With socks.
UWerentThereMan
New Fish
The brothers at Greenlake and I only wear adidas three stripe sandals. Nothing else compares.
Edit to add, the term ankle breaker comes from dudes wearing adidas sandals while balling. After a nasty move, you left foot slides through and ankle gets rolled up and broken.
Edit to add, the term ankle breaker comes from dudes wearing adidas sandals while balling. After a nasty move, you left foot slides through and ankle gets rolled up and broken.
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Fuck off @MikeDamone. REAL men are OK wearing socks with sandals.
For taking the garbage out, spending 2 minutes out in the dark waiting for my dog to piss or similar tasks I agree. Sitting around on the deck with a beer is acceptable too.
When I got my first pair of crocs for these tasks I loved them so much that I caught myself wearing them off the property in the dead of winter with thick wool socks. I kicked my own ass and corrected the mistake. That's just not manly.
Crocs are for homos (see male nurses). That said, I love the Birkenstock clogs and venture off property regularly in the winter with thick wool socks.
Dude crocs are pure utilitarian simplicity. Birkenstocks are shit. You insecure fucks want to spend twice as much on overpriced shit thats half as comfortable go right ahead. At least you get to look a little more affluent and feel less gay, which is obviously an overriding concern.
Crocs are better than Birkenstocks. Both suck. Slides are the only sandals that exist imo. Things with the shit between the toes are trash. The rest are a waste of material and an eyesore. Is there anything worse than Tevas?
I’ll take the title. I’m the sandle superiority guy.
Rainbows, and it isn't close.
I have some slides. They're definitely kind of ghetto and/or things that 12-25 year olds wear, but Crocs suck and Birkenstocks are for hippies.
MikeDamone
Well-known poster
Slides are for soccer girls and homos
Agree.
Crocs are gayer than slides
UWerentThereMan
New Fish
What kind of cunt would click this thread two weeks into the coaches first season anyway? Welcome to the monkey pox party, pal.
I’ve got my Chocco flops on, drinking a Ft George Pale Ale.
Goonies beer.
1to392831weretaken
New Fish
Things I do in Chacos Z sandals (and cargo shorts; fuck off):
Hike
Yard work
Backyard dirt-biking
Construction
Bar hopping
Literally everything else between May and September.
Hike
Yard work
Backyard dirt-biking
Construction
Bar hopping
Literally everything else between May and September.
GrundleStiltzkin
New Fish
@Swaye
It’s tim
It’s tim