KKKouch sold

Kliff be like:

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Lots of beautiful coeds in Tempe
Probably chose the Cardinals cause they have the closest practice facility to a college campus in the NFL. #forksup

Seriously though...they have a highly rated 2nd year QB and a top tier running back. If they can address wr and a couple run stoppers, this team could be on its way. I honestly think it’s a better job than the Jets.

Which is funny because Kliff's agent seemingly leaked that he preferred the Jets job...and the Cardinals gave him more money instead of telling him to fuck off?
https://twitter.com/RumorsandRants/status/1082514173697785856
 
Kliff be like:

Kingsbury.gif

Lots of beautiful coeds in Tempe
Probably chose the Cardinals cause they have the closest practice facility to a college campus in the NFL. #forksup

Seriously though...they have a highly rated 2nd year QB and a top tier running back. If they can address wr and a couple run stoppers, this team could be on its way. I honestly think it’s a better job than the Jets.

Which is funny because Kliff's agent seemingly leaked that he preferred the Jets job...and the Cardinals gave him more money instead of telling him to fuck off?
https://twitter.com/RumorsandRants/status/1082514173697785856
I wish I was as good at anything as Erik Burkhardt is at his job.

 
Kliff be like:

Kingsbury.gif

Lots of beautiful coeds in Tempe
Probably chose the Cardinals cause they have the closest practice facility to a college campus in the NFL. #forksup

Seriously though...they have a highly rated 2nd year QB and a top tier running back. If they can address wr and a couple run stoppers, this team could be on its way. I honestly think it’s a better job than the Jets.

Which is funny because Kliff's agent seemingly leaked that he preferred the Jets job...and the Cardinals gave him more money instead of telling him to fuck off?
https://twitter.com/RumorsandRants/status/1082514173697785856

That could be true, or he has the best agent on the planet, who knew exactly how to play the Cardinals for additional money. Thus, getting Kliff the job he wanted and additional money. Kliff hired the Johnnie Cochran of agents.
 
Kliff be like:

Kingsbury.gif

Lots of beautiful coeds in Tempe
Probably chose the Cardinals cause they have the closest practice facility to a college campus in the NFL. #forksup

Seriously though...they have a highly rated 2nd year QB and a top tier running back. If they can address wr and a couple run stoppers, this team could be on its way. I honestly think it’s a better job than the Jets.

Which is funny because Kliff's agent seemingly leaked that he preferred the Jets job...and the Cardinals gave him more money instead of telling him to fuck off?
https://twitter.com/RumorsandRants/status/1082514173697785856

That could be true, or he has the best agent on the planet, who knew exactly how to play the Cardinals for additional money. Thus, getting Kliff the job he wanted and additional money. Kliff hired the Johnnie Cochran of agents.

Dude also represents Frank Clark, which is bad news for #MyHawks
 
Kliff be like:

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@KkkliffKkklingsbury gives no fucks. Always.

Even on my worst day, the reverse travel/style-the-hair move cracks me the fuck up.

You know Kliff has busted that out numerous times bedding down coeds on springbreak in Cabo.

 
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Add: Turn up the volume on Lil Jon & The East Side Boys: Get Low while watching the loop gif.

Takes @KkkliffKkklingsbury reverse travel/hair swipe to a whole new level.

To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

 
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Kliff be like:

Kingsbury.gif

Lots of beautiful coeds in Tempe
Probably chose the Cardinals cause they have the closest practice facility to a college campus in the NFL. #forksup

Seriously though...they have a highly rated 2nd year QB and a top tier running back. If they can address wr and a couple run stoppers, this team could be on its way. I honestly think it’s a better job than the Jets.

Which is funny because Kliff's agent seemingly leaked that he preferred the Jets job...and the Cardinals gave him more money instead of telling him to fuck off?
https://twitter.com/RumorsandRants/status/1082514173697785856

Which is why I have a sneaking suspicion that Kliff did Sark a solid by having it leaked that Sark was a finalist at Arizona (a hat on the table, if you will), so that Sark would have some bargaining power in taking the Alabama job.
 
Kliff be like:

Kingsbury.gif

Lots of beautiful coeds in Tempe
Probably chose the Cardinals cause they have the closest practice facility to a college campus in the NFL. #forksup

Seriously though...they have a highly rated 2nd year QB and a top tier running back. If they can address wr and a couple run stoppers, this team could be on its way. I honestly think it’s a better job than the Jets.

Which is funny because Kliff's agent seemingly leaked that he preferred the Jets job...and the Cardinals gave him more money instead of telling him to fuck off?
https://twitter.com/RumorsandRants/status/1082514173697785856

Which is why I have a sneaking suspicion that Kliff did Sark a solid by having it leaked that Sark was a finalist at Arizona (a hat on the table, if you will), so that Sark would have some bargaining power in taking the Alabama job.
Bruhs of a feather?
 
Kliff be like:

Kingsbury.gif

Lots of beautiful coeds in Tempe
Probably chose the Cardinals cause they have the closest practice facility to a college campus in the NFL. #forksup

Seriously though...they have a highly rated 2nd year QB and a top tier running back. If they can address wr and a couple run stoppers, this team could be on its way. I honestly think it’s a better job than the Jets.

Which is funny because Kliff's agent seemingly leaked that he preferred the Jets job...and the Cardinals gave him more money instead of telling him to fuck off?
https://twitter.com/RumorsandRants/status/1082514173697785856

Which is why I have a sneaking suspicion that Kliff did Sark a solid by having it leaked that Sark was a finalist at Arizona (a hat on the table, if you will), so that Sark would have some bargaining power in taking the Alabama job.

Doubt it. He hired Minnesota’s fired OC.

Sark is a respected coach. I’m not saying he should be, but it’s pretty obvious by now that he is.
 
Kliff be like:

Kingsbury.gif

Lots of beautiful coeds in Tempe
Probably chose the Cardinals cause they have the closest practice facility to a college campus in the NFL. #forksup

Seriously though...they have a highly rated 2nd year QB and a top tier running back. If they can address wr and a couple run stoppers, this team could be on its way. I honestly think it’s a better job than the Jets.

Which is funny because Kliff's agent seemingly leaked that he preferred the Jets job...and the Cardinals gave him more money instead of telling him to fuck off?
https://twitter.com/RumorsandRants/status/1082514173697785856

Which is why I have a sneaking suspicion that Kliff did Sark a solid by having it leaked that Sark was a finalist at Arizona (a hat on the table, if you will), so that Sark would have some bargaining power in taking the Alabama job.

Doubt it. He hired Minnesota’s fired OC.

Sark is a respected coach. I’m not saying he should be, but it’s pretty obvious by now that he is.

dude fucking saban doubled down on him.
 
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