Kingsley Ah You Suamataia, 2021 4* OL, Orem (HS), UT (Offered 6/22/18)

https://twitter.com/kahyousuamataia/status/1154922595914924032

This is the creepiest, most effete football related video I've ever seen. This is truly one of those times I'm thrilled I don't understand what's going on.
 
https://twitter.com/kahyousuamataia/status/1154922595914924032

This is the creepiest, most effete football related video I've ever seen. This is truly one of those times I'm thrilled I don't understand what's going on.

Thing is, you fully understand what's going on ... but you're unwilling to accept and promote this shit because it feels completely beneath us to relate.

But cristoballz is pushing buttons, crootin and showing love.

Us adults, well most of us anyways, have been taught to be mature and all that shit ... we haven't been taught to suck serious dick to make it to the next level.

Colleges football coaches have learned to suck off 16/17 year old boys in order to get them to sign where the line is dotted.

This is college recruiting. It is what it is.
 
https://twitter.com/kahyousuamataia/status/1154922595914924032

This is the creepiest, most effete football related video I've ever seen. This is truly one of those times I'm thrilled I don't understand what's going on.

Thing is, you fully understand what's going on ... but you're unwilling to accept and promote this shit because it feels completely beneath us to relate.

But cristoballz is pushing buttons, crootin and showing love.

Us adults, well most of us anyways, have been taught to be mature and all that shit ... we haven't been taught to suck serious dick to make it to the next level.

Colleges football coaches have learned to suck off 16/17 year old boys in order to get them to sign where the line is dotted.

This is college recruiting. It is what it is.

I don't understand why 16/17 year old boys prefer this version of "getting sucked off" where middle aged men pop flash bulbs and ogle them in a mock club setting to, well, actually getting sucked off by some enthusiastic coeds. No version of me would have ever thought this was 🔥🤮 or 💧.
 
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Don't mind me, just cleansing my palate of some of the gayest shit I've ever seen.
 
I’d love to be sitting with Mario when he writes the job req for his recruiting photo shoot hype team
 
I’d love to be sitting with Mario when he writes the job req for his recruiting photo shoot hype team

Can't wait for Oregon to start hiring hype men for individual recruits.

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I had to specify individual since they already hire them on a pool basis.
 
Your culture is what you recruit ... if that’s how Oregon relies on winning battles then they are going to win when that is what resonates

What I like that UW has done from a recruiting standpoint vs Oregon is that we are polarized opposites ... means we get the guys that fit our culture
 
i give cristobal credit though, dude is money when it comes to recruiting.

Scott Huff disagrees. Money is actually getting elite talent. Not sucking kids off and getting leftovers when it matters.
 
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There is nothing different about how Oregon recruits to the next college its just simple its not even just college football that tries to do it anything from churches these days to schools to to football teams its just make it exciting and my them feel like a celebrity they get hooked on it but if there is no structure or substance i.e. this case being washington's coaching or built for life program then they just get lost in the cracks as the program turns to the next recruit to give them attention in hopes they commit. In a 17 year old kids head on those trips they get thinking that its going to be like that everyday they go to school there but its not till reality sets in after they commit or 2 years later it really isn't and they learn the lessons later in life. At some point all the kids learn the same lessons hopefully about just being a great human just at Washington they might learn it quicker than others and they get to pursue passions outside of football.
 
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