Kim says possible earth-shattering news coming down today

[DugtheDoog]

but when it doesn't happen, it's just what he was hearing. Learn the fucking difference.

 

[Dardanus]

Earth-shattering, you say? Fetters is going to do jumping jacks?

 

[chuck]

I'm so ashamed. I looked at the recruiting page. Looks like a bunch of threads about Baker. Marshal whatever the fuck started it with a Grinoldsesque hint drop and they're all lapping it up.

It's that time of year where the guys who swear they want to report the news, not be the news, do what's necessary to create news. Now fucking pay your $10.95.

 

[dhdawg]

if it happens it will be interesting, if it doesn't happen it will also be interesting. Either way it'll be interesting

 

[MisterEm]

if it happens it will be interesting, if it doesn't happen it will also be interesting. Either way it'll be interesting

Disagree. Far from interesting.

 

[chuck]

if it happens it will be interesting, if it doesn't happen it will also be interesting. Either way it'll be interesting

Or it won't. Stay tuned and drop into chat to find out. And fucking pay me.

 

[PurpleJ]

Climate change apocalypse?

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

BREAKING NEWS!

Kim can read twitter:

Watch wat ima do— budda baker (@buddabaker32) January 17, 2014

 

[MisterEm]

Per the twatters... Softy reporting Budda will be an OV this weekend.

Bust out your best cab that drinks like a merlot....

 

[Sarkingham]

I have decommited from Oregon an decided to reopen my recruitment Coach H an the ducks are a great program just not the right program for me— budda baker (@buddabaker32) January 17, 2014

And there you go. Do I get $10.95 now?

 

[RaceBannon]

Budda had planned to visit when Sark was the coach. He decided to go ahead and come anyway but Petersen couldn't close on him like Sark would have - Alternate ending #1

Sark did all the groundwork to get that commitment. All Petersen had to do was pick the ripe cherry off the tree - Alternate ending #2

 

[Sarkingham]

This is hilarious. Kimberly posted this AFTER Budda's tweet

Hearing 2014 Bellevue (Wash.) ATH Budda Baker has decommitted from #Oregon.— Kim Grinolds (@KimGrinolds) January 17, 2014

 

[RoadDawg55]

Eklund said there was no chance Baker would de-commit.

 

[RaceBannon]

Eklund said there was no chance Baker would de-commit.

If you knew that then you certainly aren't surprised at the news that he decommitted

 

[Fenwick]

K.G has no shame and that's a shame.

 

[BayDawg]

Eklund said there was no chance Baker would de-commit.

Spot on as usual, Scott.

 

[MikeDamone]

Anyone have all the screenshots we need from when baker committed to Oregon?

 

[RoadDawg55]

Some doogman customers still put stock in what the lemon party trio and Bleenor have to say, even after being wrong about everything for years. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. Actually, it is sad and funny at the same time (abundance).

 

[Dardanus]

I have decommited from Oregon an decided to reopen my recruitment Coach H an the ducks are a great program just not the right program for me— budda baker (@buddabaker32) January 17, 2014

How badly does Kim wish he could delete Budda's tweet to make it look like he knew something ahead of time?

 

[chrisvashon]

Can someone with tech skills mash up a screengrab of ecklund saying "no chance" baker decommits with baker's tweet announcing his decommitment?