Key West, Florida
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StateChampWereU
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Jet skiing in the ocean is pretty cool, though not sure you need to go there to do it.
The Olde @chuck and The Sea?
On the travel list so I can congratulate the originator of FYFMFE in person
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Any destination of this size where multiple cruise ships can dock is going to suck. Cruisers are the worst of all tourists. Iron Law.
That said, there are some fairly upscale resorts in the Keys I would consider staying at if money was no object. Little Palm Island is a good example.
That said, there are some fairly upscale resorts in the Keys I would consider staying at if money was no object. Little Palm Island is a good example.
I've heard good things about Fantasy Fest. Good as in a great place to get laid. Bad as in you probably take something home with you.
I went in January of 21 kinda by accident. Started out in Marco Island and learned about red tide so we left and drove south. First stop was Key Largo. We wanted a beach and there are no fucking beaches there. Left after a night and kept going south until we hit Key West. Still no fucking beaches worth a damn and doing anything water related like snorkeling wasn’t worth the relatively cool temps.
I don’t fish so I didn’t give a fuck about chartering a boat but like others say, it’s good fishing according to people.
I did not have a bad meal while I was there and I broke my rule of nachos x3 daily so that’s saying something. It’s definitely a place to drink from the time you wake up until the time you pass out.
It was definitely cool going and seeing it all but I have no desire to go back.
I don’t fish so I didn’t give a fuck about chartering a boat but like others say, it’s good fishing according to people.
I did not have a bad meal while I was there and I broke my rule of nachos x3 daily so that’s saying something. It’s definitely a place to drink from the time you wake up until the time you pass out.
It was definitely cool going and seeing it all but I have no desire to go back.
I went there on a cruise. A carpet mill gave dealers and contractors a free cruise with free booze and food. What could go wrong
Key West was like you see on TV. I'm a not a big Florida guy. A poor man's California
Key West was like you see on TV. I'm a not a big Florida guy. A poor man's California
rodmansrage
New Fish
went there when i was in middle school, saw a lady in a thong, that was probably the highlight.
dont take a bike/rent a bike, itll get stolen.
dont take a bike/rent a bike, itll get stolen.
California for all its fuckery still has a superior coastline to Florida.
And weather
We pretty much *walked everywhere for the 3 days we were there.
Mrs Nacho walked. I waddled.
Purple_Pills
New Fish
Yes, worth it, if you drive the full keys. Bahia Honda State Park, the pair of breweries in Islamorada, the seafood.
Yeah, worth the time.
1to392831weretaken
New Fish
I went on a cruise to Alaska with my bitch face ex-wife. I stand by my take.
And I admitted we were drunk the entire time
And it was free. My cruise was free as well.
YouKnowIt
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We went last year, 3 days in KW and 2 days in Marathon.... We booked not knowing anything about there being a Fantasy Fest, lets put it this way, its People watching on a whole other level. Like Vegas X 10. Lots of live music. The bars were cool Irish Kevins, Sloppy joes, Hogs Breath, food was good, went to Latitudes similar to mamas fish house on Maui...
We'd definitely go back again but not during FF... or maybe do it again. If you want to check out fantasy fest just log onto Sloppy joes live cam during the last week of October ... and your sweatpants may get tight
We'd definitely go back again but not during FF... or maybe do it again. If you want to check out fantasy fest just log onto Sloppy joes live cam during the last week of October ... and your sweatpants may get tight
creepycoug
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We have a family place there and a lot of family history.
It's not for everybody, but it has this:
1. Beautiful architecture. Unlike a lot of towns that have high tourism, which sport store front veneers to make the place look old and charming, Key West is actually fucking old and historical, and there is a lot of that to see. Like the Casa Marina, built by Flagler of Standard Oil fame, or the Southernmost House or the Little White House. For such a tiny place, a lot of things have happened there.
2. A great place for foodies, and always has been. There are great places to eat, from the very high end to amazing comfort food places and everything in between. If you're not good at the restaurant biz, you don't make it in Key West. There aren't a lot of 4x2 mile islands that pack more high-end food experiences, and this is one of them. There are even a few Michelin 5 stars, which is astounding for the size of the place.
3. The water experience is superior to California. Sorry guys: the Pacific ocean sucks ass this far up north other than to look at. Give me the Gulf side of Mejico and the Caribbean any day over Cali coast water. This one's not even fucking close. There aren't a lot of great beaches on Key West proper (though there are some), but the good stuff is all over the place and short boat rides away. A trip out to Fort Jefferson would be unforgettable.
4. Fantasy Fest is a mini mardi gras. You either like that or not. If not, don't go in October.
5. Key West, and Florida, are at its best weather-wise when it's completely miserable everyplace else. While I'd pick western US weather over southeastern US weather most of the year, from about late November to about March, it's hard to beat KW and south Florida. Come April, you want to get the hell outta there.
KW is worth a visit, especially in the winter. The town has gone through changes ... the rough and tumble fishing culture that Hemingway loved so much to a renaissance in the early 80s driven by an influx of a large gay community that really made KW a destination for European tourists to what has become a place at which kids from SEC schools like to converge for spring break. KW has always had a party culture, and if seeing a girl getting a tattoo on her ass on Duval Street isn't your cup of tea, it's easy enough to avoid.
It's not Hawaii and shouldn't be compared to it. Though I'd take the actual town itself over any town I've been to in Hawaii, and I'd rather be in a boat in the Keys over any beach I've been to on Maui. That said, I've been to some beaches on Oahu that I'd rate higher.
It's not for everybody, but it has this:
1. Beautiful architecture. Unlike a lot of towns that have high tourism, which sport store front veneers to make the place look old and charming, Key West is actually fucking old and historical, and there is a lot of that to see. Like the Casa Marina, built by Flagler of Standard Oil fame, or the Southernmost House or the Little White House. For such a tiny place, a lot of things have happened there.
2. A great place for foodies, and always has been. There are great places to eat, from the very high end to amazing comfort food places and everything in between. If you're not good at the restaurant biz, you don't make it in Key West. There aren't a lot of 4x2 mile islands that pack more high-end food experiences, and this is one of them. There are even a few Michelin 5 stars, which is astounding for the size of the place.
3. The water experience is superior to California. Sorry guys: the Pacific ocean sucks ass this far up north other than to look at. Give me the Gulf side of Mejico and the Caribbean any day over Cali coast water. This one's not even fucking close. There aren't a lot of great beaches on Key West proper (though there are some), but the good stuff is all over the place and short boat rides away. A trip out to Fort Jefferson would be unforgettable.
4. Fantasy Fest is a mini mardi gras. You either like that or not. If not, don't go in October.
5. Key West, and Florida, are at its best weather-wise when it's completely miserable everyplace else. While I'd pick western US weather over southeastern US weather most of the year, from about late November to about March, it's hard to beat KW and south Florida. Come April, you want to get the hell outta there.
KW is worth a visit, especially in the winter. The town has gone through changes ... the rough and tumble fishing culture that Hemingway loved so much to a renaissance in the early 80s driven by an influx of a large gay community that really made KW a destination for European tourists to what has become a place at which kids from SEC schools like to converge for spring break. KW has always had a party culture, and if seeing a girl getting a tattoo on her ass on Duval Street isn't your cup of tea, it's easy enough to avoid.
It's not Hawaii and shouldn't be compared to it. Though I'd take the actual town itself over any town I've been to in Hawaii, and I'd rather be in a boat in the Keys over any beach I've been to on Maui. That said, I've been to some beaches on Oahu that I'd rate higher.
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