Keep Me From Being Chicken Little

creepycoug said:
WoolleyDoog said:
Is this a troll, Coug? Northwestern and UCLA should be wins. Other than that I'm concerned. The OL was a mess in a half-filled Lumen which was only even like half opposing fans. Also struggled to snap the ball in the rain so later season weather sounds great.
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Cuogs do a lot of stupid shit, but we? don't troll.
After a loss, this place, like most places, tends to panic like an 8th grade girl who has just figured out she was the only one of her friends who wasn't invited to the sleepover. Then the hyperbole sets in.
The coaching staff called a shitty game. Fixable. O line is new. Can continue to gel and at the very least get their run blocking reads down, and if they do, and I believe they will, then Coleman can fucking cook. Also, don't discount adjustments. Oregon's O line looked like ass against the Idahoes, switched out one guy, and road graded Beav. Get Coleman going, and Rodgers will carve. He's no Penix, but the kid can throw.
Defense …, well, losing Bruener hurt. Always hurts to lose a guy with in-bred BHL tuffness. But the only real scary offenses on my list I have chalked up to losses are SC and … who else? I need to see Gabriel play well a bit more than Beave before I crown his ass and that offense.
Be concerned. It's what makes the season interesting. Just don't panic and start mailing in 5-win seasons. Jimminny Christmas. You have to assume he beats N'Western, Rutgers and UCLA. There's your 5. Are you and the other hand wringers truly convinced Washington! can't beat at the very least one of Michigan, Iowa, Indiana, PSU, SC and Oregon? They? are beating two of those IMO, and I would not be at all surprised to see them steal one of the PSU, SC and Oregon games.
Let Coleman cook and set up the pass and watch what happens.
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You've convinced me we manage 6 wins and get the all important extra practices bowl a la Sark in year 3 or whatever.
7 wins with a TUFF bowl win against #myvandals in Vegas.
 
A lot of teams benefitted from the extra Covid year. Washington and Michigan did a lot because they had players signed by a coach and staff that are exceptional at talent assessment, development and they didn't have a bunch of guys like Georgia or Alabama who are guaranteed big time draft picks after their third year. Oregon, for example, got a quarterback who got to play a fifth year of starting college football and has another one this year.
 
What are we talking about now? I thought we were talking about Washington's season and your recent panic attack.
COVID seems unrelated.
 
creepycoug said:
What are we talking about now? I thought we were talking about Washington's season and your recent panic attack.
COVID seems unrelated.
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I hate Vanilla. Was replying to a thread within a thread within a thread of someone explaining that UW wasn't the only school to benefit from the COVID year.
 
Cuogs on X: "JUST BOUGHT MY PLANE TICKET TO SAN DIEGO ST!!!" that haven't been to a WSU game since 2018.
I'm not giving those losers the satisfaction of caring about this game. B1G schedule matters, not a non-con game in a shit tier pro stadium.
 
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UW_Doog_Bot said:
creepycoug said:
WoolleyDoog said:
Is this a troll, Coug? Northwestern and UCLA should be wins. Other than that I'm concerned. The OL was a mess in a half-filled Lumen which was only even like half opposing fans. Also struggled to snap the ball in the rain so later season weather sounds great.
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Cuogs do a lot of stupid shit, but we? don't troll.
After a loss, this place, like most places, tends to panic like an 8th grade girl who has just figured out she was the only one of her friends who wasn't invited to the sleepover. Then the hyperbole sets in.
The coaching staff called a shitty game. Fixable. O line is new. Can continue to gel and at the very least get their run blocking reads down, and if they do, and I believe they will, then Coleman can fucking cook. Also, don't discount adjustments. Oregon's O line looked like ass against the Idahoes, switched out one guy, and road graded Beav. Get Coleman going, and Rodgers will carve. He's no Penix, but the kid can throw.
Defense …, well, losing Bruener hurt. Always hurts to lose a guy with in-bred BHL tuffness. But the only real scary offenses on my list I have chalked up to losses are SC and … who else? I need to see Gabriel play well a bit more than Beave before I crown his ass and that offense.
Be concerned. It's what makes the season interesting. Just don't panic and start mailing in 5-win seasons. Jimminny Christmas. You have to assume he beats N'Western, Rutgers and UCLA. There's your 5. Are you and the other hand wringers truly convinced Washington! can't beat at the very least one of Michigan, Iowa, Indiana, PSU, SC and Oregon? They? are beating two of those IMO, and I would not be at all surprised to see them steal one of the PSU, SC and Oregon games.
Let Coleman cook and set up the pass and watch what happens.
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You've convinced me we manage 6 wins and get the all important extra practices bowl a la Sark in year 3 or whatever.
7 wins with a TUFF bowl win against #myvandals in Vegas.
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Bump.
 
I'm surprisingly not as bad as I would assume. I kind of feel like the Coug. Our program ended when we lost the natty and DeBoer left and our last chance to do anything was to get a meaningless revenge win over Michigan.
 
WoolleyDoog said:
I'm surprisingly not as bad as I would assume. I kind of feel like the Coug. Our program ended when we lost the natty and DeBoer left and our last chance to do anything was to get a meaningless revenge win over Michigan.
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We might have a progrum again one day, could take 8, 16, 32 years. Any more than that and football won’t exist.
 
PineapplePirate said:
WoolleyDoog said:
I'm surprisingly not as bad as I would assume. I kind of feel like the Coug. Our program ended when we lost the natty and DeBoer left and our last chance to do anything was to get a meaningless revenge win over Michigan.
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We might have a progrum again one day, could take 8, 16, 32 years. Any more than that and football won’t exist.
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we? have 30 yr runs. Hopefully I’m dead in 30 yrs though.
 
UW_Doog_Bot said:
UW_Doog_Bot said:
creepycoug said:
WoolleyDoog said:
Is this a troll, Coug? Northwestern and UCLA should be wins. Other than that I'm concerned. The OL was a mess in a half-filled Lumen which was only even like half opposing fans. Also struggled to snap the ball in the rain so later season weather sounds great.
Click to expand...
Cuogs do a lot of stupid shit, but we? don't troll.
After a loss, this place, like most places, tends to panic like an 8th grade girl who has just figured out she was the only one of her friends who wasn't invited to the sleepover. Then the hyperbole sets in.
The coaching staff called a shitty game. Fixable. O line is new. Can continue to gel and at the very least get their run blocking reads down, and if they do, and I believe they will, then Coleman can fucking cook. Also, don't discount adjustments. Oregon's O line looked like ass against the Idahoes, switched out one guy, and road graded Beav. Get Coleman going, and Rodgers will carve. He's no Penix, but the kid can throw.
Defense …, well, losing Bruener hurt. Always hurts to lose a guy with in-bred BHL tuffness. But the only real scary offenses on my list I have chalked up to losses are SC and … who else? I need to see Gabriel play well a bit more than Beave before I crown his ass and that offense.
Be concerned. It's what makes the season interesting. Just don't panic and start mailing in 5-win seasons. Jimminny Christmas. You have to assume he beats N'Western, Rutgers and UCLA. There's your 5. Are you and the other hand wringers truly convinced Washington! can't beat at the very least one of Michigan, Iowa, Indiana, PSU, SC and Oregon? They? are beating two of those IMO, and I would not be at all surprised to see them steal one of the PSU, SC and Oregon games.
Let Coleman cook and set up the pass and watch what happens.
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You've convinced me we manage 6 wins and get the all important extra practices bowl a la Sark in year 3 or whatever.
7 wins with a TUFF bowl win against #myvandals in Vegas.
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Bump.
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You only bring up the times you were right
 
UW_Doog_Bot said:
creepycoug said:
WoolleyDoog said:
Is this a troll, Coug? Northwestern and UCLA should be wins. Other than that I'm concerned. The OL was a mess in a half-filled Lumen which was only even like half opposing fans. Also struggled to snap the ball in the rain so later season weather sounds great.
Click to expand...
Cuogs do a lot of stupid shit, but we? don't troll.
After a loss, this place, like most places, tends to panic like an 8th grade girl who has just figured out she was the only one of her friends who wasn't invited to the sleepover. Then the hyperbole sets in.
The coaching staff called a shitty game. Fixable. O line is new. Can continue to gel and at the very least get their run blocking reads down, and if they do, and I believe they will, then Coleman can fucking cook. Also, don't discount adjustments. Oregon's O line looked like ass against the Idahoes, switched out one guy, and road graded Beav. Get Coleman going, and Rodgers will carve. He's no Penix, but the kid can throw.
Defense …, well, losing Bruener hurt. Always hurts to lose a guy with in-bred BHL tuffness. But the only real scary offenses on my list I have chalked up to losses are SC and … who else? I need to see Gabriel play well a bit more than Beave before I crown his ass and that offense.
Be concerned. It's what makes the season interesting. Just don't panic and start mailing in 5-win seasons. Jimminny Christmas. You have to assume he beats N'Western, Rutgers and UCLA. There's your 5. Are you and the other hand wringers truly convinced Washington! can't beat at the very least one of Michigan, Iowa, Indiana, PSU, SC and Oregon? They? are beating two of those IMO, and I would not be at all surprised to see them steal one of the PSU, SC and Oregon games.
Let Coleman cook and set up the pass and watch what happens.
Click to expand...
You've convinced me we manage 6 wins and get the all important extra practices bowl a la Sark in year 3 or whatever.
7 wins with a TUFF bowl win against #myvandals in Vegas.
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6-6 still in reach! Finish strong boys!
 
I love the bowl game extra practice copium when half the 2025 starters for UW aren't even on the roster.
 
UW_Doog_Bot said:
UW_Doog_Bot said:
creepycoug said:
WoolleyDoog said:
Is this a troll, Coug? Northwestern and UCLA should be wins. Other than that I'm concerned. The OL was a mess in a half-filled Lumen which was only even like half opposing fans. Also struggled to snap the ball in the rain so later season weather sounds great.
Click to expand...
Cuogs do a lot of stupid shit, but we? don't troll.
After a loss, this place, like most places, tends to panic like an 8th grade girl who has just figured out she was the only one of her friends who wasn't invited to the sleepover. Then the hyperbole sets in.
The coaching staff called a shitty game. Fixable. O line is new. Can continue to gel and at the very least get their run blocking reads down, and if they do, and I believe they will, then Coleman can fucking cook. Also, don't discount adjustments. Oregon's O line looked like ass against the Idahoes, switched out one guy, and road graded Beav. Get Coleman going, and Rodgers will carve. He's no Penix, but the kid can throw.
Defense …, well, losing Bruener hurt. Always hurts to lose a guy with in-bred BHL tuffness. But the only real scary offenses on my list I have chalked up to losses are SC and … who else? I need to see Gabriel play well a bit more than Beave before I crown his ass and that offense.
Be concerned. It's what makes the season interesting. Just don't panic and start mailing in 5-win seasons. Jimminny Christmas. You have to assume he beats N'Western, Rutgers and UCLA. There's your 5. Are you and the other hand wringers truly convinced Washington! can't beat at the very least one of Michigan, Iowa, Indiana, PSU, SC and Oregon? They? are beating two of those IMO, and I would not be at all surprised to see them steal one of the PSU, SC and Oregon games.
Let Coleman cook and set up the pass and watch what happens.
Click to expand...
You've convinced me we manage 6 wins and get the all important extra practices bowl a la Sark in year 3 or whatever.
7 wins with a TUFF bowl win against #myvandals in Vegas.
Click to expand...
6-6 still in reach! Finish strong boys!
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Bump.
What say you @creepycoug ?
Do our dwags knock off the mighty 4-5 bruins to make bowl eligibility?
 
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I hope for my fren, @creepycoug, that he was able to overcome what ever was causing the large consumption of inebriates* that precipitated these mid-September predictions.

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*in the event those were psychedelics, please share
 
D Will will get the start and blow UCLA's shithole open or Rog will get the start and paint UCLA's throat.
We don't lose at home and that's the bottom line.
 
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