Kalen “Mike” DeBoer

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

I don't think football HCs care about the AD that much. They're basically the ADs boss in everything but on paper

But maybe Dannen and DeBore did not get along.

 

[Quietcowskee]

here is a really out of left field thought on the dead horse topic.
Jen Cohen doesn't leave for USC right before the season starts. Does DeBoer stay?

He’s loves bleach blondes with yuge milkers.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

here is a really out of left field thought on the dead horse topic.
Jen Cohen doesn't leave for USC right before the season starts. Does DeBoer stay?

He’s loves bleach blondes with yuge milkers.

Literally anything is better than Dannen. That guy was such a bust for UW

If Fisch works out then whatever, but if Fisch sucks then that hire set UW football back 3 years

 

[TheHB]

here is a really out of left field thought on the dead horse topic.
Jen Cohen doesn't leave for USC right before the season starts. Does DeBoer stay?

He’s loves bleach blondes with yuge milkers.

if he doesn’t, he’s a fag

 

[Canadawg]

here is a really out of left field thought on the dead horse topic.
Jen Cohen doesn't leave for USC right before the season starts. Does DeBoer stay?

He’s loves bleach blondes with yuge milkers.

Literally anything is better than Dannen. That guy was such a bust for UW

If Fisch works out then whatever, but if Fisch sucks then that hire set UW football back 3 years

I don't know why though. Seems like he cared about football and he didn't get along with people around upper campus? Isn't that good?

 

[TheHB]

here is a really out of left field thought on the dead horse topic.
Jen Cohen doesn't leave for USC right before the season starts. Does DeBoer stay?

He’s loves bleach blondes with yuge milkers.

Literally anything is better than Dannen. That guy was such a bust for UW

If Fisch works out then whatever, but if Fisch sucks then that hire set UW football back 3 years

I don't know why though. Seems like he cared about football and he didn't get along with people around upper campus? Isn't that good?

His wife said she wasn’t moving to fucking Seattle, so find a new job or lose me forever

 

[HairyBallsDawg]

The funny thing about people pointing to Saban's first year at Bama to give DeBust an excuse, is that DeBust inherited top 3 talent across the entire team there, Saban didn't.
If you lose to 2 five-loss teams, while fielding top 3 talent, and have 3 losses, you are probably doing it wrong.
Yes he was great at UW with the ensemble he had, looks like his new ensemble at Bama can't replicate the success even on a team loaded with talent at every position.
But keep making excuses for him. "Winning is hard with a team with that much talent."

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

The funny thing about people pointing to Saban's first year at Bama to give DeBust an excuse, is that DeBust inherited top 3 talent across the entire team there, Saban didn't.
If you lose to 2 five-loss teams, while fielding top 3 talent, and have 3 losses, you are probably doing it wrong.
Yes he was great at UW with the ensemble he had, looks like his new ensemble at Bama can't replicate the success even on a team loaded with talent at every position.
But keep making excuses for him. "Winning is hard with a team with that much talent."

According to 247, DeBoer has the most talented team in the country with 17 5-stars. Idk how their metric works, but it looks to be the most talented team in the history of their database

 

[YellowSnow]

I was totally checked out on football this weekend between skiing, listening to tunes, and partying with some frens.
I didn't even realize Bammer had lost yet again until I clicked on this thread yesterday.
I chortled. FTG in the face.

 

[TheHB]

The funny thing about people pointing to Saban's first year at Bama to give DeBust an excuse, is that DeBust inherited top 3 talent across the entire team there, Saban didn't.
If you lose to 2 five-loss teams, while fielding top 3 talent, and have 3 losses, you are probably doing it wrong.
Yes he was great at UW with the ensemble he had, looks like his new ensemble at Bama can't replicate the success even on a team loaded with talent at every position.
But keep making excuses for him. "Winning is hard with a team with that much talent."

According to 247, DeBoer has the most talented team in the country with 17 5-stars. Idk how their metric works, but it looks to be the most talented team in the history of their database

I keep seeing this "fact" posted (enough already, btw), but I also wonder why Saban wouldn't come back for another year if the path to the national championship was so easily set out in front of him.

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

The funny thing about people pointing to Saban's first year at Bama to give DeBust an excuse, is that DeBust inherited top 3 talent across the entire team there, Saban didn't.
If you lose to 2 five-loss teams, while fielding top 3 talent, and have 3 losses, you are probably doing it wrong.
Yes he was great at UW with the ensemble he had, looks like his new ensemble at Bama can't replicate the success even on a team loaded with talent at every position.
But keep making excuses for him. "Winning is hard with a team with that much talent."

According to 247, DeBoer has the most talented team in the country with 17 5-stars. Idk how their metric works, but it looks to be the most talented team in the history of their database

I keep seeing this "fact" posted (enough already, btw), but I also wonder why Saban wouldn't come back for another year if the path to the national championship was so easily set out in front of him.

Coaching football really pulled him away from his true passion, staring in all those Aflac commercials

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

The funny thing about people pointing to Saban's first year at Bama to give DeBust an excuse, is that DeBust inherited top 3 talent across the entire team there, Saban didn't.
If you lose to 2 five-loss teams, while fielding top 3 talent, and have 3 losses, you are probably doing it wrong.
Yes he was great at UW with the ensemble he had, looks like his new ensemble at Bama can't replicate the success even on a team loaded with talent at every position.
But keep making excuses for him. "Winning is hard with a team with that much talent."

According to 247, DeBoer has the most talented team in the country with 17 5-stars. Idk how their metric works, but it looks to be the most talented team in the history of their database

I keep seeing this "fact" posted (enough already, btw), but I also wonder why Saban wouldn't come back for another year if the path to the national championship was so easily set out in front of him.

he hates NIL.

 

[TheHB]

The funny thing about people pointing to Saban's first year at Bama to give DeBust an excuse, is that DeBust inherited top 3 talent across the entire team there, Saban didn't.
If you lose to 2 five-loss teams, while fielding top 3 talent, and have 3 losses, you are probably doing it wrong.
Yes he was great at UW with the ensemble he had, looks like his new ensemble at Bama can't replicate the success even on a team loaded with talent at every position.
But keep making excuses for him. "Winning is hard with a team with that much talent."

According to 247, DeBoer has the most talented team in the country with 17 5-stars. Idk how their metric works, but it looks to be the most talented team in the history of their database

I keep seeing this "fact" posted (enough already, btw), but I also wonder why Saban wouldn't come back for another year if the path to the national championship was so easily set out in front of him.

he hates NIL.

I get that. Most coaches do. But if he had the best roster in the history of humanity for 2024, why not wait a year and grab that easy national championship?

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

I don't know, ask him.
Dude is old and his roster is always in the top 3 so that probably doesn't mean much to him.

 

[TheHB]

Weird that he didn't win more national titles.

 

[creepycoug]

here is a really out of left field thought on the dead horse topic.
Jen Cohen doesn't leave for USC right before the season starts. Does DeBoer stay?

He’s loves bleach blondes with yuge milkers.

does anybody not love those? asking for real.

 

[creepycoug]

If DeBoer had asked UW for 12 million after the natty and used Bama as a bargaining chip, I am 99.81% sure UW would've paid, especially with further commitments to NIL and his dumbass grass field.

He never countered which means he was gone.

He never tried in recruiting which showed he wasn't serious.

Dannen was also a retard.

The actual doogmen can't do the math.

Ok. But I am 99.91% certain that you ask.

Remember, Billy Beane signed on to be Boston's GM after his money ball season in small market Oakland. He changed his mind because his daughter was on the west coast and he knew he'd be tied down. Family matters. Deboar had a good thing going here. Seattle and the PNW is eminently better than Tuscaloosa on a multitude of measurables to any sane person, fans are reasonable, and the Big 10 was coming. There were some reasons to stay. It's not like he was choosing between staying at Cuog or going to Bama. So, you try; and in that way, you never have to assume anything. Then we'd? know.

Simple math. Make sense?

 

[creepycoug]

So get a job in Lincoln fucking Nebraska?!?!
Lol. Ok. God bless them - the people who want to live in shitty places. It would make living here even more expensive if we didn't have them.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

So get a job in Lincoln fucking Nebraska?!?!
Lol. Ok. God bless them - the people who want to live in shitty places. It would make living here even more expensive if we didn't have them.

She hates the libs and Dannen is a Nebraska alum, or is from there, or some shit, so that move made sense for everyone besides Nebraska.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

If DeBoer had asked UW for 12 million after the natty and used Bama as a bargaining chip, I am 99.81% sure UW would've paid, especially with further commitments to NIL and his dumbass grass field.

He never countered which means he was gone.

He never tried in recruiting which showed he wasn't serious.

Dannen was also a retard.

The actual doogmen can't do the math.

Ok. But I am 99.91% certain that you ask.

Remember, Billy Beane signed on to be Boston's GM after his money ball season in small market Oakland. He changed his mind because his daughter was on the west coast and he knew he'd be tied down. Family matters. Deboar had a good thing going here. Seattle and the PNW is eminently better than Tuscaloosa on a multitude of measurables to any sane person, fans are reasonable, and the Big 10 was coming. There were some reasons to stay. It's not like he was choosing between staying at Cuog or going to Bama. So, you try; and in that way, you never have to assume anything. Then we'd? know.

Simple math. Make sense?

This math you are talking about isn't so simple and is moving into calculus territory.
Not everyone loves the Pacific Northwest, for starters. Plenty of people hate it.
DeBoer did not seem like an ace recruiter. We don't know how he truly felt about it, but coaches here need to bust their balls on the recruiting trail to get to say, top 15 nationally. Alabama recruits itself and is in the middle of the area that produces by far the most talent, the South.
Alabama has boosters that move hell or high water to get stuff done. At UW, you need probably 50 environmental reviews to build a grass field for the football team somewhere.
Maybe DeBoer's wife also hates the libs?