Kalen “Mike” DeBoer

HairyBallsDawg said:
chuck said:
Another team able to bring pressure= another Deboer offense shrivel dicking and looking like there are no answers to be found.
Some of you guys are retards though. He was fucking 25-3, beat Texas twice and Oregon three times. JFC.
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Washington was 25-3, not DeBoer. DeBoer & Grubb deserve credit for bringing in Penix and a couple of transfers, but DeBoer lucked into a team with 3 NFL caliber WRs that Penix could throw to, and a top 10 OL under Huff that could become a top 3 OL with Grubb giving Huff a few pointers, and a handful of 5th & 6th year Petersen recruits that played together well as a team.
But I do think everybody is being too hard on DeBoer.
He will be fine at Bama. He just needs time to inherit 3 NFL caliber WRs, find a generational QB in the portal, and get a top-3 OL with an OC & OL coach that can coach them correctly.
So in conclusion, at Bama, he just needs more time.
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Washington was 4-8 the year before Deboer brought a generational QB and a new scheme and went 25-3.
UW was well set up for him offensively. No doubt about it. I mean, none of those guys were worth much of a shit before he showed up, but the bulk of the roster in offense was well constructed on paper.
Deboer has kicked ass at every stop. He will again. Nobody puts it together every year...not Saban or Smart. Not Urban Meyer. Not even Don James.
 
chuck said:
HairyBallsDawg said:
chuck said:
Another team able to bring pressure= another Deboer offense shrivel dicking and looking like there are no answers to be found.
Some of you guys are retards though. He was fucking 25-3, beat Texas twice and Oregon three times. JFC.
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Washington was 25-3, not DeBoer. DeBoer & Grubb deserve credit for bringing in Penix and a couple of transfers, but DeBoer lucked into a team with 3 NFL caliber WRs that Penix could throw to, and a top 10 OL under Huff that could become a top 3 OL with Grubb giving Huff a few pointers, and a handful of 5th & 6th year Petersen recruits that played together well as a team.
But I do think everybody is being too hard on DeBoer.
He will be fine at Bama. He just needs time to inherit 3 NFL caliber WRs, find a generational QB in the portal, and get a top-3 OL with an OC & OL coach that can coach them correctly.
So in conclusion, at Bama, he just needs more time.
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Washington was 4-8 the year before Deboer brought a generational QB and a new scheme and went 25-3.
UW was well set up for him offensively. No doubt about it. I mean, none of those guys were worth much of a shit before he showed up, but the bulk of the roster in offense was well constructed on paper.
Deboer has kicked ass at every stop. He will again. Nobody puts it together every year...not Saban or Smart. Not Urban Meyer. Not even Don James.
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Saban kinda did.
 
theknowledge said:
chuck said:
HairyBallsDawg said:
chuck said:
Another team able to bring pressure= another Deboer offense shrivel dicking and looking like there are no answers to be found.
Some of you guys are retards though. He was fucking 25-3, beat Texas twice and Oregon three times. JFC.
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Washington was 25-3, not DeBoer. DeBoer & Grubb deserve credit for bringing in Penix and a couple of transfers, but DeBoer lucked into a team with 3 NFL caliber WRs that Penix could throw to, and a top 10 OL under Huff that could become a top 3 OL with Grubb giving Huff a few pointers, and a handful of 5th & 6th year Petersen recruits that played together well as a team.
But I do think everybody is being too hard on DeBoer.
He will be fine at Bama. He just needs time to inherit 3 NFL caliber WRs, find a generational QB in the portal, and get a top-3 OL with an OC & OL coach that can coach them correctly.
So in conclusion, at Bama, he just needs more time.
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Washington was 4-8 the year before Deboer brought a generational QB and a new scheme and went 25-3.
UW was well set up for him offensively. No doubt about it. I mean, none of those guys were worth much of a shit before he showed up, but the bulk of the roster in offense was well constructed on paper.
Deboer has kicked ass at every stop. He will again. Nobody puts it together every year...not Saban or Smart. Not Urban Meyer. Not even Don James.
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Saban kinda did.
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Yeah kinda. But Deboer's sample size there is 1.
 
chuck said:
HairyBallsDawg said:
chuck said:
Another team able to bring pressure= another Deboer offense shrivel dicking and looking like there are no answers to be found.
Some of you guys are retards though. He was fucking 25-3, beat Texas twice and Oregon three times. JFC.
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Washington was 25-3, not DeBoer. DeBoer & Grubb deserve credit for bringing in Penix and a couple of transfers, but DeBoer lucked into a team with 3 NFL caliber WRs that Penix could throw to, and a top 10 OL under Huff that could become a top 3 OL with Grubb giving Huff a few pointers, and a handful of 5th & 6th year Petersen recruits that played together well as a team.
But I do think everybody is being too hard on DeBoer.
He will be fine at Bama. He just needs time to inherit 3 NFL caliber WRs, find a generational QB in the portal, and get a top-3 OL with an OC & OL coach that can coach them correctly.
So in conclusion, at Bama, he just needs more time.
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Washington was 4-8 the year before Deboer brought a generational QB and a new scheme and went 25-3.
UW was well set up for him offensively. No doubt about it. I mean, none of those guys were worth much of a shit before he showed up, but the bulk of the roster in offense was well constructed on paper.
Deboer has kicked ass at every stop. He will again. Nobody puts it together every year...not Saban or Smart. Not Urban Meyer. Not even Don James.
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3 points against an Oklahoma team with 1 conference win.
3.
 
losing at 5-5 Boomer is a bad look. Venables can’t tie his own shoes as HC. SEC may be Debore’s Peter Principle.
maybe he needs to start eating again.
 
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The only program DeBoer has ever built is Mount Rushmore Valley Tech City College.
Love a good ball coach but this dude hasn't proven shit beyond two year stints full of thin ice wins at Fresno and UW with Tedford and Petersen players and QB transfers. Even his Fresno QB was a Petersen guy. He's never proven anything via recruiting and he's always had Grubb.
One thing leads to another and you're railing Ozempic as Nick Saban's heir, Grubb has broken up with you, you're getting beat by Vanderbilt, ass blasted by Oklahoma w 3 points, and there's a severed horse head in your bed.
Life comes at us fast.
 
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creepycoug said:
losing at 5-5 Boomer is a bad look. Venables can’t tie his own shoes as HC. SEC may be Debore’s Peter Principle.
maybe he needs to start eating again.
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A Boomer Sooner that fired its OC, was missing most its starting line and receivers, and was 1-5 in conference.
Bama with the most talented roster, on paper, ever assembled.
3 fucking points. 3.
The bender in the casino with Penix fronting you the money is over DeBail. The roulette wheel might be red 23 times in a row but eventually it's hitting green.
Man I fucking hate this guy. He is a snake hiding behind aw shucks.
Fuck Germie too
 
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chuck said:
HairyBallsDawg said:
chuck said:
Another team able to bring pressure= another Deboer offense shrivel dicking and looking like there are no answers to be found.
Some of you guys are retards though. He was fucking 25-3, beat Texas twice and Oregon three times. JFC.
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Washington was 25-3, not DeBoer. DeBoer & Grubb deserve credit for bringing in Penix and a couple of transfers, but DeBoer lucked into a team with 3 NFL caliber WRs that Penix could throw to, and a top 10 OL under Huff that could become a top 3 OL with Grubb giving Huff a few pointers, and a handful of 5th & 6th year Petersen recruits that played together well as a team.
But I do think everybody is being too hard on DeBoer.
He will be fine at Bama. He just needs time to inherit 3 NFL caliber WRs, find a generational QB in the portal, and get a top-3 OL with an OC & OL coach that can coach them correctly.
So in conclusion, at Bama, he just needs more time.
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Washington was 4-8 the year before Deboer brought a generational QB and a new scheme and went 25-3.
UW was well set up for him offensively. No doubt about it. I mean, none of those guys were worth much of a shit before he showed up, but the bulk of the roster in offense was well constructed on paper.
Deboer has kicked ass at every stop. He will again. Nobody puts it together every year...not Saban or Smart. Not Urban Meyer. Not even Don James.
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Sure. Doing way better than Jimmy Lake and Jon Don, with an upgraded coaching staff, and a generational QB, is evidence that DeBoer is a genius.
High bar.
 
PostGameOrangeSlices said:
BleachedAnusDawg said:
EwaDawg said:
dannarc said:
Dude wasn’t worth the $, PGOS, Yobates, and I told y’all. Tim to listen to the experts
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There were only about two dumbfuckers that wanted UW to pay deboner. And shitty pants Race was at least two of them.
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Imagine wanting to keep the coach who won 20-something straight at UW, beat Texas twice, was 3 - 0 against Duck, and went to the Natty in year two. Bizarre, I know.
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We wanted to keep him. He didn't want to be here.
He wanted to lose to Vanderbilt and 5-5 Oklahoma to miss the playoffs and get his seat on fire.
Fuck DeBoer. Doogs are too blind to see that he thought he was better than UW.

You aren't Kalen, you fat bald fuck. He did this program dirty with how he left and doog fucking losers suck him off for it.
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IF PGOS and I are in agreement … then it's probably a good sign that if you disagree you're fucking wrong
 
Many things can be true …
DeBoer going 25-3 at UW over 2 years was great and a ton of fun … his prior connection to Penix and getting him to come to UW will be something that we'll benefit from for years to come
How it ended with DeBoer at minimum was taking a giant shit and putting it as the centerpiece of the season ending banquet …
What we realized after DeBoer left was that his recruiting was kind of dogshit and when you look at what left UW's roster this year to follow him and compare with what Fisch brought in … it actually kind of highlights that DeBoer really wasn't setting this program to be successful for the long haul
As other said, he took a roster that had some poorly utilized talent and was able to coax the maximum out of it …
But there's nothing about him that suggests that he's not jumping and looking for the next big opportunity
Simply put, he thought he was better than UW and that there was something better for him to pursue …
I had heard prior to the USC game last year that there was at least some uncertainty about whether he would stay … as each contract offer was extended and not signed the uneasiness grew … when Saban announced his retirement the pit in the stomach grew
The guy since that point has proven himself to be completely full of shit at every turn … it catches up with you
Whether he needs more time or not to get his guys in there at Bama the reality is that he's already fucked up too much in the eyes of many Bama people who are now convinced he's not the guy no matter what
If you're to bet right now on whether DeBoer makes it to Game 1 of Year 4 as Bama's HC, would you actually bet that he'll be there?
 
Tequilla said:
Many things can be true …
DeBoer going 25-3 at UW over 2 years was great and a ton of fun … his prior connection to Penix and getting him to come to UW will be something that we'll benefit from for years to come
How it ended with DeBoer at minimum was taking a giant shit and putting it as the centerpiece of the season ending banquet …
What we realized after DeBoer left was that his recruiting was kind of dogshit and when you look at what left UW's roster this year to follow him and compare with what Fisch brought in … it actually kind of highlights that DeBoer really wasn't setting this program to be successful for the long haul
As other said, he took a roster that had some poorly utilized talent and was able to coax the maximum out of it …
But there's nothing about him that suggests that he's not jumping and looking for the next big opportunity
Simply put, he thought he was better than UW and that there was something better for him to pursue …
I had heard prior to the USC game last year that there was at least some uncertainty about whether he would stay … as each contract offer was extended and not signed the uneasiness grew … when Saban announced his retirement the pit in the stomach grew
The guy since that point has proven himself to be completely full of shit at every turn … it catches up with you
Whether he needs more time or not to get his guys in there at Bama the reality is that he's already fucked up too much in the eyes of many Bama people who are now convinced he's not the guy no matter what
If you're to bet right now on whether DeBoer makes it to Game 1 of Year 4 as Bama's HC, would you actually bet that he'll be there?
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He will be gone next year if these trends continue. Austin Mack is his chip unless he brings in a transfer.
Heard those locker room rumblings where KD came in with Milroe as the man, the big man on campus. BMOC, and KD essentially had to play Milroe or lose the locker room.
I don't know if this whole scene is an indictment on KD quite yet. I find it a bit understandable, if true. I'm guessing he can't wait to get Milroe gone.
He deserves a little first year grace just like any other coach in this era, getting his own QB in there.
Milroe is to KD like Rogers is to Fish. It's square peg round hole.
And now I'm gonna continue to shit on KD at every opportunity I get. That's all the grace he gets from me.
 
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Its too bad Bama got that win against Georgia. I do have to wonder, though. If they lose the iron bowl and then lose whatever shitty bowl game they go to, is that enough to get Bama to bankrupt their state to pay him out and hire a new coach
 
bananasnblondes said:
Its too bad Bama got that win against Georgia. I do have to wonder, though. If they lose the iron bowl and then lose whatever shitty bowl game they go to, is that enough to get Bama to bankrupt their state to pay him out and hire a new coach
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No. They are married until next year plays out. Milroe is a decent QB but I don’t think DeBoer is in love with a QB that is more runner than pure passer. I could argue that Bama and UW would have been better this year if they’d traded QBs. An Iron Bowl loss would be sweet though. Not gonna lie.
 
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