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The Eagles are the Greatest American Band end of discussion. Everyone else is playing for second
 
Stopped in Winslow on our recent road trip. Took pictures on the corner. Was surprised to find a flatbed Ford.

No girl though.

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I pray to the Mexican Cartel saint god that protects drug dealers that OP is trolling

Eagles turned rock into a corporate product

Technically skilled millionaires, expensive and / or vintage equipment, in concert sounded like the albums, elite fancy boutique pharmaceutical cocaine instead of industrial solvent coke..harmony singing is latent fagdom waiting to manifest

If rock-n-roll ever meant anything it didn't after the Eagles sterilized it and marketed it

Much prefer someone with a cheap out of tune instrument singing defiant anthems of alienated rebellion and overdosing on stage

But, in OP's defense - Spenser Haywood was cool...
 
Stopped in Winslow on our recent road trip. Took pictures on the corner. Was surprised to find a flatbed Ford.

No girl though.

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I was there a couple years ago and felt the same disappointment that was no girl there. Fuck, Winslow, even a @IrishDawg22 type would be better than nothing at all.
 
I pray to the Mexican Cartel saint god that protects drug dealers that OP is trolling

Eagles turned rock into a corporate product

Technically skilled millionaires, expensive and / or vintage equipment, in concert sounded like the albums, elite fancy boutique pharmaceutical cocaine instead of industrial solvent coke..harmony singing is latent fagdom waiting to manifest

If rock-n-roll ever meant anything it didn't after the Eagles sterilized it and marketed it

Much prefer someone with a cheap out of tune instrument singing defiant anthems of alienated rebellion and overdosing on stage

But, in OP's defense - Spenser Haywood was cool...

Frick off Lahey.
 
Stopped in Winslow on our recent road trip. Took pictures on the corner. Was surprised to find a flatbed Ford.

No girl though.

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The Jackson Browne version is better.
 
Jackson Browne wrote Take It Easy.

I can name 50 American bands better than the Eagles because the Eagles are the worst American band ever. Easy.
 
Jackson Browne co-wrote Take It Easy with Glenn Frey.

I can name 50 American bands better than the Eagles because the Eagles are the worst American band ever. Easy.

FTFY
 
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Jackson Browne wrote Take It Easy.

I can name 50 American bands better than the Eagles because the Eagles are the worst American band ever. Easy.

*he co-wrote with Glenn Frey but still plenty of greater American bands. The Beach Boys dwarf the Eagles in overall importance and it's not even close.
 
Hotel California is a beautiful, nearly perfect song.

Witchy Woman is ok. One Of These Nights has a pretty cool groove thing going.

Otherwise shit bag, wonder bread, sterilized country rock shit. Not as overtly red neck as Skynyrd, but equal in it's appeal to the crowd of monster truck owning, Busch lite swilling, 365 day a year hunting season dudes fighting the strange urge to ass fuck each other at the end of the night after all the big haired chicks in acid washed jeans went home with cooler dudes bumping Two Live Crew or hair metal in their Mustang GTs and Datsun rat rods with glass packs.

Fuck the 80s, and fuck the eagles.
 
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