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From friend who was surprised to hear about Sark's cheating ways when I told him in the summer...

"I now have 5 different people who have corroborated the philandering accusation. I guess the whole UW football staff just fucks Joey's waitresses on a regular basis, including Sark."
 
From friend who was surprised to hear about Sark's cheating ways when I told him in the summer...

"I now have 5 different people who have corroborated the philandering accusation. I guess the whole UW football staff just fucks Joey's waitresses on a regular basis, including Sark."
If that plus $4 million doesn't get us Bobby Petrino we're just not trying.
 
Has Sark signed the CONTRACT yet? #MikePrice

Honestly that would make me laugh so hard if USC realized they fucked up and set him up like Bama did Price.
 
The first time it's tough and you feel like shit about it.

It gets easier after that though.

Allegedly.
 
I'm sure Sark and another coach or two has fucked a Joey's waitress, but this is getting stupid. Joey's is still a business. I doubt part of getting a waitress job there is agreeing to fuck the UW staff, and I doubt the whole football staff is fucking Joey's waitresses on a regular basis. It's not believable at all.
 
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In regards to Sark I think it is funny how it shows how he isn't this great guy who the media believes he is. Just more to add to the used car salesman comparison.

As for the other coaches, most of them are all relatively young and not married so whatever. I would probably be using my coaching status as leverage in my 30s to fuck 20 year old chicks.

Anywhoo they are mostly gone so whatever.
 
I'm sure Sark and another coach or two has fucked a Joey's waitress, but this is getting stupid. Joey's is still a business. I doubt part of getting a waitress job there is agreeing to fuck the UW staff, and I doubt the whole football staff is fucking Joey's waitresses on a regular basis. It's not believable at all.

When I was single I worked at a place next to a bar, a bunch of us would go in there on a regular basis after work ... within a few months ... we were pretty much fucking the entire waitress staff that was in our age range.

I'm not saying we had orgies or it was a different waitress every night, but it was pretty much 1 for 1 and a couple of the guys were married.
 
I'm sure Sark and another coach or two has fucked a Joey's waitress, but this is getting stupid. Joey's is still a business. I doubt part of getting a waitress job there is agreeing to fuck the UW staff, and I doubt the whole football staff is fucking Joey's waitresses on a regular basis. It's not believable at all.

When I was single I worked at a place next to a bar, a bunch of us would go in there on a regular basis after work ... within a few months ... we were pretty much fucking the entire waitress staff that was in our age range.

I'm not saying we had orgies or it was a different waitress every night, but it was pretty much 1 for 1 and a couple of the guys were married.

I have a similar story to yours when a buddy of mine worked as a cook at Hooters when we were in college. I'm not doubting that these coaches can fuck Joey's waitresses, but this story seems to have gotten out of hand. The whole staff isn't regularly fucking Joey's waitresses.

 
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I'm sure Sark and another coach or two has fucked a Joey's waitress, but this is getting stupid. Joey's is still a business. I doubt part of getting a waitress job there is agreeing to fuck the UW staff, and I doubt the whole football staff is fucking Joey's waitresses on a regular basis. It's not believable at all.

When I was single I worked at a place next to a bar, a bunch of us would go in there on a regular basis after work ... within a few months ... we were pretty much fucking the entire waitress staff that was in our age range.

I'm not saying we had orgies or it was a different waitress every night, but it was pretty much 1 for 1 and a couple of the guys were married.

I have a similar story to yours when a buddy of mine worked as a cook at Hooters when we were in college. I'm not doubting that these coaches can fuck Joey's waitresses, but this story seems to have gotten out of hand. The whole staff isn't regularly fucking Joey's waitresses.

Sounds like a topic for our next podcast.... since pool boy is committed to the end of UW football.
 
I used to go to Peso's fairly often, noticed Ivan Lewis there every weekend. He literally walked out the door with a different girl every week I saw him there. Don't think he's married, but god damn that guy....
 
I used to go to Peso's fairly often, noticed Ivan Lewis there every weekend. He literally walked out the door with a different girl every week I saw him there. Don't think he's married, but god damn that guy....

Roids work.
 
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